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@jenderalcilik I'm very busy doing things I don't need to do, in order to avoid anything I'm actually supposed to be doing.

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jenderalcilik's Twournal

2011

Fri May 20 02:13pm @dv_maulana sepertinya begitu. 02:20pm oh! perlu digarisbawahi. ternyata udh banyak film2 box office yg udh masuk ke "Daftar Masuk Film Import tahun 2011" http://j.mp/ klMm97 02:21pm hanya saja, film2 tsb tetep ditahan ama pemerintah. yaa krn itu tadi si PT. Camila dan PT. Satrya bangsat ini belum bayar pajak. FUCK! 02:30pm BETUL! biar g salah RT @pandji: Baca paragraf terakhir RT @Metro_TV: Film Impor Segera Ramaikan Lagi Bioskop Indonesia http://t.co/NZqbiZp 03:52pm @vitoliplop dijemput ku si babeh ma ibu ceunah.. skalian si babeh ada perlu 05:48pm YAY! "Great Expectations (1998)" -nya udh beres didonlod!! :D 1

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05:56pm hihihi RT @sonyasoraya: MAU! Itu film 'aneh' pertama yang gue tonton! Pas SD :)) Re: @jenderalcilik: "Great Expectations (1998)" 11:26pm RT @idillionaire: A real man wouldn't care about your past, because he knows with you he has a future. /via: @putrianza 11:28pm it's been two weeks! /cc: @JMarbun 11:40pm "If you're good at something, never do it for free." The Joker (The Dark Knight) #TheFireRises http://www.thedarkknightrises.com/ image.html 11:47pm great viral! a pitch black page with only peoples shouting about something is about to rise? #TheFireRises http:// www.thedarkknightrises.com 11:55pm anyway, is The Rapture on a specific time zone? is God more an Eastern Standard Time or a Pacific Time guy?

Sat May 21 11:53am baru tau ternyata bkn cmn orang doang yg bs ulang tahun, @fridragon jg bs ulang tahun toh?? :)) best wishes for you! 12:07pm WHUAAHAHAHAHAHA RT @chitrarinjani: #MentionKe tmn lo yg hari ini ultah ke 71 tp ngakunya msh 17 « @fridragon 12:36pm @konjojojo oia seesmic g bisa filter :p hehehe Saezuri ada filternya. aseli. udah dikonfirmasi barusan :)) 12:45pm cc: @fridragon RT @pemirsa: Yg pake AHA siapa ya? Please info ke saya soal kualitasnya dong? :) 12:53pm @CaptD41 @_zwitter_ MAU! asal 'aheng' :)) 01:04pm uh oh! i forgot to mention, my avatar is the "Dreamer". it's Francesco Clemente's painting from the movie "Great Expectation" (1998)

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01:26pm the fFUUCKK!? ini apa pula grup band Yangseku!? :)) *korban tv* 01:56pm jakueeeees!!! cc: @JMarbun 02:20pm @pramgil @PitaRatna @JMarbun juki aja deh biar gmpg :))) 08:12pm ah om @_zwitter_ lambreta.. klo donlodan Battle LA yg drmh g dihapus mah udh beres lg kli skrg.. zZzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ 09:59pm "..all those years they were here first." Imogen Heap's Hide and Seek is a great soundtrack for The Rapture. 10:52pm @PitaRatna cb lu ikutan syuting di film itu. pasti jd serem! :)) 10:59pm @dpermata @PitaRatna syeeet jaw! giliran nyela org ktawa lu plg kenceng :)) 11:07pm @endahchoiri omnya pengen dikasih egim pokonya :D 11:34pm wearing Wayfarer-style glasses makes you look geeky, wearing a glass-less Wayfarer-style glasses makes you look STUPID!

Sun May 22 12:01am wow? tmn macam apa ini? RT @mae_imanuela: I'm not happy :'( RT @priskanovita: Are you happy? Yes, I'm truly, madly, deeply happy! 12:04am Oops! i'm i trolling just now? ;p 12:16am Jack Sparrow will never fail to make me laugh :))) 12:31am well, that's how a grown-ups solve a problem. :') ok now where should i start? 01:14pm RT @anastashaa: When a guy saw your morning-face, and he still adores you, it means he really loves you. :) /via @iheartch0c

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01:45pm nice! RT @chitrarinjani: Apa yg lebih bodoh dr seorang bapak, gendong anak bayinya sambil ngerokok? Apa? Yak betul, GA ADA! 02:41pm YO! SEMUA DIATAS!!! #ambisiJadiRockstar 02:42pm twit barusan mohon diabaikan keambiguannya :)) 02:49pm prove that you're a gamer: there's always an email from socmed gaming sites to run their beta project. :D maen game dulu ahhhh 03:02pm wooh.. ada 'mantan' rockstar protes :))) RT @adi_tea: ZzzZzZz... RT @jenderalcilik: YO! SEMUA DIATAS!!! #ambisiJadiRockstar 11:33pm i survived The Rapture, and all i got is this silly T-Shirt http:// twitpic.com/5152fl

Mon May 23 01:49am "Take what you can. Give nothin' back!" ―Jack Sparrow 02:00am @cinnamoncherry nightmares should be more appreciated, coz they make the waking moments more appealing :) 02:09am @cinnamoncherry but waking up frm a sweetdreams smehow always ruining my day. why sud i wake up?? i havn't even kiss the girl on my dream XD 06:49am err.. Good Morning? 08:12am hwuahahaha.. si babeh manyun rokoknya abis gw embat td mlm :)) tp akhirnya dy nyerah dan ngambil djisamsoe gw 01:02pm it's video projection, it's about BIKE! http://youtu.be/ gJcPcRr4QeU "Bikes Make Life Better" @ajakanbersepeda @RANforyourlife SEE THIS!! :D

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06:03pm tebak2an: klo pgn boker apa yg dicari? | WC | salah! ..yg bener, rokok! "aduuuuh! rokok gw mana? ROKOK GW MANA?? | knp lu? | PENGEN BOKER!! 06:32pm wow! trailer "Catatan Si Boy" direview sama /Film! :D 06:40pm ah! ini link review trailer "Catatan Harian Si Boy" di /Film ~ http://j.mp/inuzGR /cc: @catatan_si_boy 06:48pm hahahaha si babeh lg streaming @klcbs di laptop, trus dy bingung knp putus2?? iya laaaahhh bandwithnya gw sedooot! orang lg donlod jg :)) 06:56pm eh CD @ten2fiveband gw yg hasil kuis kmaren apa kabarnya ya?? 07:20pm :))) RT @ismanhs: Resepsionis: "Tunggu di depan ruang dokternya aja, Pak. Kami cek status dokternya dulu." Semoga bukan "It's Complicated". 08:28pm bahahahahaha double dooooootttttccchhhh! 08:50pm this Mia Wasikowska (Alice in The Wonderland) is just like Gwyneth Paltrow in teens version XD #nowwatching The Kids Are All Right 08:56pm @MyNameIsAliyah couldn't agree more :) 09:53pm :))) RT @dpermata: Lo jgn ikutan masuk! Biar ga over! RT @adi_tea: Over bagasi omaygaashhhh....!! 09:59pm this is AWESOME! ~ http://j.mp/mOKUbt | The Best Rapture Prank Pictures #rapturebomb 10:10pm beli kamera Polaroid beneran ;p RT @sonyasoraya: Pengen nginstagram tapi gak pengen beli iPhone. Gimana dong? 10:17pm even god can never do this awesomeness! :D ~ http://youtu.be/ PfceGkSZFP8 "Daft Punk - Derezzed Guitar Cover" /cc: @adi_tea @_zwitter_ 5

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10:41pm Star Wars remake: Turkish Star Wars ~ http:// youtu.be/2xt0I7GrJKw | untungnya Punjabi brothers g pnh nntn Star Wars, jd g ada ver. Indo :)) 10:42pm previously, Turkish Superman ~ http://youtu.be/ p9oI7Fd3Uec :))) 10:44pm eh tapi itu apa nama judul filmnya yg Manohara jd Superhero gara2 dikutuk ama si Ruben Onsu? that's awful! :)) 10:49pm "Print-Screen" (literally) ~ http://youtu.be/1-xXOEzgCak :)))

Tue May 24 12:29pm BANGARANG! :D 02:14pm @lunaticedric you can't twitpic neither plixi. it's lockerz now :))) 02:37pm we welcome you Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 ~ http:// youtu.be/coiTJbr9m04?hd=1 02:58pm Ken Block's Dirt 3 Gymkhana: Battersea Power Station, London ~ http://youtu.be/vX_JSw8iAeQ?hd=1 /cc: @_zwitter_ 03:34pm i need to grow some mustaches 03:37pm @dpermata how do you like my avatar? *beruang :D 03:39pm i love the way how Russian go fishing. no, they didn't bring the fishing rod and jars. it's double wielding M16 baby!! 03:49pm i wonder why they name the tweet-photo app after lockerz. isn't there any name more "twitter-y" like twitsnap or cheese-twit 03:51pm @putrianza no, biar lebih oriental actually.. jd biar bisa caper ama si lunaticedric :)) 03:57pm @lunaticedric @putrianza errrrr... :))) 04:00pm i don't toast for a good life, the good life toast for me!! :)

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04:00pm @pipis comparing to the Battlefield 3?? 04:03pm @pipis don't forget the "Dirt 3" ~ http://youtu.be/ vX_JSw8iAeQ?hd=1 ..what's wrong with these "3" semuanya nampak 'menggoda' :D 04:07pm ok fenomena apakah ini? Transformers 3, Battlefield 3, Modern Warfare3, Dirt 3.. ada yg mau nambahin? 04:09pm RT @iheartch0c: #alasanpulang102 pak maaf saya ijin pulang duluan. Soalnya hri ini saya mesti nemenin kucing saya operasi cesar pak #eeaaaa 04:12pm i don't believe you.. i BELIEBER you!! :)) *kapoofff disihir biar rambutnya jadi Bieber’s bowl cut! 04:14pm @sonyasoraya knp gak nyebur aja cumi? aha! lagi 'dapet' yaaaa... hihihihihi ;p 04:17pm maybe DM will do RT @jover_loint: try to email him instead. RT @keykodita: God is working. I might call Him later. 04:34pm i hate it when i started to smell nice but i got no one to hug.*twit abis mandi* 04:36pm pake kolor baru itu rasanya mungkin sama enaknya sama punya istri baru! 04:44pm sialan Quad-Core CPU udh ketinggalan jaman rupanya.. skrg udh mulai Octa-Core? 04:45pm oh! ralat!! itu APU ternyata, bukan CPU ;p 04:49pm Sony Erection! :))) RT @deelestari: @agaverus http:// lockerz.com/s/104348358 TOOOOOP!! 05:32pm beurat pit mamawa nama allah teh, beurat pit! :)) RT @januarigita: Allah teh saha piiittt? Sahaaaa piiittt? Sahaaa piiitt? 05:37pm previous tweet is a conversations from this vid ~ http:// youtu.be/191_c2y-m50 :))) /cc: @januarigita 7

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06:50pm hihihi akun dropbox gw masih idup ternyata :D 08:53pm "..when we get crazy, it just ain't to right. Girl, i get lonely too. You don't have to worry, just hold on tight.. 'coz i love you" 08:53pm #nowrepeating I Can't Tell You Why by Eagles (1979) 09:02pm sumpah ini lagu tergalau ketiga gw setelah The Cure sama U2.. oh my! wish i was born in 70's 09:07pm oh! here's i found this o YouTube ~ http://youtu.be/4rnZGCNk84 "Eagles - I Can't Tell You Why" 09:15pm gooblog! ieu teh menta tulung? :)) RT @adi_tea: @jenderalcilik cik pangjieunkeun avatar jiga kitu..tapi gambarna kieu..buru tong loba alibi! 09:42pm :)) RT @sonyasoraya: Gimana mau punya pacar kalau tidur harus selalu pake piyama Naruto.. 10:19pm @adi_tea http://twitpic.com/51yc28 TAH!!!! 10:31pm enjoy your new avatar @adi_tea :) 10:43pm @BayuBibir hoyong naon kasep? :)

Wed May 25 12:16am #nowwatching Battle Los Angeles (lagi) thx to @_zwitter_ yg udh nge-download-in :D 12:58am wow! i got this Sucker Punch Art-Book somewhere on torrent. it's a badass thingy! i'll tweet that later when i finish this Battle LA movie 12:28pm isn't it ironic when you're so much in a hurry to get married just to change your Facebook relationship status? 12:30pm now congratulation! you've succesfully changed your Facebook relationship status into.. SINGLE!

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01:23pm since i forgot to logout and delete my Seesmic account on my girl's blackberry, now she did the stalking business :/ 01:55pm ok let's pretend The Matrix 2 and 3 was never existed. so there's a man who did not believe in The One. he's Kaydara ~ www.kaydarafilm.com 02:04pm i wonder why people love to put themselves in misery instead enjoy what they have in a moment. 02:41pm "..dan Tuhan menciptakan @TelkomSpeedyID untuk dicacimaki oleh kita." -- (Surat 7, Ayat 5) Al-Kitab Jenderalcilik 03:01pm did you survived the 21 May Rapture? #fyi The Judgment Day is now postponed until 21 October 2011. ~ http://j.mp/mrmCLM 03:27pm @_zwitter_ suggest --> http://j.mp/l9wFaZ "Tropa de Elite 2" rating di IMDB alus pisan.. action movie. 03:31pm @_zwitter_ review "Tropa de Elite 2" di IMDB ~ http://j.mp/ mikYrN ..hmmm sigana nu kahiji oge wajib nonton ;p 03:32pm @sonyasoraya lebih asik miara cumi ;p 03:44pm new Mila Kunis' movie "Friends With Benefits" poster ~ http:// twitpic.com/528yzs **pingsan XD 03:47pm a big "L" sign on forehead? RT @iheartch0c: What do we call for people who always run from trouble and never face the reality?? 03:48pm wait! L for.. Lesbian? oh! another L.. Lesbians?? 04:14pm peppy the explorer bgt! :)) RT @pramgil: Ternyata teknologi touchscreen sbelum digunakan di hp tlh lama dgunakan orang Indonesia di warteg2. 04:34pm "Jason Segel.. Amy Adams.. Kermit The F-f-f-frog? ..Miss Piggy???" http://youtu.be/6CloKbXtD28 :D #GreenWithEnvy 04:47pm thewebiswhatyoumakeofit <-- google chrome ; beautyoftheweb <-- IE9 ; WebO'Wonder <-- firefox? 9

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06:20pm hehehe.. ternyata msih ada aja yg udh di era twitter kelakuannya gak jauh sama wktu era friendster :))) 06:25pm almost 20 movie journalists says J.J. Abrams' "Super 8" was GREAT! :D ~ http://j.mp/iz5lUt 06:51pm i always fucked up my phone number with my girl's.. *salah kirim pulsa ;p 07:14pm RT @TIME: Should kids under 13 be on Facebook? | http:// ti.me/kBwDoP (via @ismanhs) 08:22pm RT @iheartch0c: ahhh harta memang menyilaukan. tapi jangan lupakan harga diri dan sedikit berempati. 08:38pm #nowplaying Owl City's new album "All Things Bright and Beautiful" ~ http://www.last.fm/user/jenderalcilik/tracks 09:38pm @_zwitter_ nya ngke dikaditukeun 10:13pm @lunaticedric *garukin pantat valen* :)))))))))))) 10:27pm aaaa.. XD RT @lunaticedric: @jenderalcilik *sodorin pantat yg kini seukuran kapal* NIH! GARUKIN! 10:36pm can i fap to this? :)) RT @asyerabella: Damn! My skirt is short enough to proof that i haven't shaved for a week!! dammitt!! #rimbun bo! 10:52pm mantan bintang iklan Kipas Angin Cosmos Wadesta --> RT @PitaRatna: WADESTA cha (˘_˘") /cc: @annisarifathin 11:12pm @sonyasoraya jawaban: onya tidak bs tidur dgn lampu menyala, tp onya bisa tertidur dgn mata terpejam.

Thu May 26 12:50pm @konjojojo hihihi tessss semua!! akhirnya balik lg ke tweetdeck! :)) sama kyk gw

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12:57pm @konjojojo udh nyoba BlueBirds ~ http://j.mp/kLOWWo. atw TweeMee ~ http://j.mp/jGaPVE ?? :D 01:50pm there's some kind of magnetic anomalies just like Bermuda Triangle Re: @ruliharahap Why do people love to drive their cars into Bunderan HI 01:52pm oh! there's supposed to be a 'lol' on my previous tweet :)) 01:57pm since there's too many 'klenik' in Indonesia.. i'd love to piss even on a very sacred 'keris' and say "come on dedemit! bring it on!!!!!" 01:59pm let's sing.. "Rocket Poppeteers!" :) RT @sonyasoraya: RT @MonodarkanagraM: Film 'Super 8' juga sepertinya wajib nonton. 03:07pm this @playglitch is seriously fun! :D 05:26pm @lunaticedric i'd be a gay for you then :)) (re: http:// lockerz.com/s/104879491 ) 05:28pm itu loooh.. adik jauhnya Bung Ben! :D RT @konjojojo: Ben Folds itu siapa sih? gue taunya Ben 10 #umpetinKTP 05:36pm @lunaticedric what is it? 06:20pm WHAT!? Yoona?? RT @infobandung: RT @indososhi: SNSD fans,dtg ya ke Yoona bday party bsk di SOHO ciwalk 06:22pm ah kiarin Yoona beneran ada di Ciwalk.. sialan ketipu!! XD 08:34pm @anggaps @saparamita @konjojojo sialan fiksi doank :)) 09:17pm isn't it weird to read your own name on a gravestone? ~ http:// twitpic.com/52rca7 :)) 09:17pm @dv_maulana hahahaha berita yg bikin shock yah?? 11:06pm HANJEEEEENG!!! RT @konjojojo: #memetwit http:// lockerz.com/s/104947153 11:22pm @jover_loint jenderalcilik(at)gmail.com :) 11:50pm @jover_loint sent via gmail :)

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Fri May 27 12:05am #FF --> @educannabis :) 12:13am @lunaticedric have you watch the movie yet? 12:15am WHOAH!!! /cc: @jover_loint RT @_zwitter_: This shirt totally awesome → http://bit.ly/lB0IJE || cc: @jenderalcilik 12:22am @jover_loint USD 30 is too much! XD 12:35am You crushed 50 Chunks of Sparkly (+50 xp, -172 energy). you got 300 Shiny Elements. and now you SENT IN HELL! :)) 12:38am and now this butterfly Rick Roll'd me in Hell :)))))))) 01:18am YEAH!! XD RT @_zwitter_: DiRT3 on #pirate . yeah!!! 01:29am RT @CatalystMaker: Lets give away one more key for Dirt3. Will pick random tweet within a couple of hours - AMD Rocks! - follow me and RT 02:25am @jover_loint what are you watching? re: #nowwatching 02:28am @jover_loint hahahahahahahahahaha jd td tuh nyebutin judul yak?? kirain pernyataan :p 02:32pm list film yg diputer di Singapore: Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, Kung Fu Panda 2, Priest, Thor, Insidious, Fast5. 02:32pm list yg akan anda lihat di bioskop Indonesia: Pocong Mandi Goyang Pinggul, Suster Keramas 2, Misteri Hantu Selular, Kuntilanak Kesurupan 02:33pm MERDEKA! Hidup Punjabi Brothers!!! ALL HAIL PUNJABI BROTHERS!!!!!!! 02:45pm WOW!! lagu lawas!!! XD RT @saparamita: LA Blue bukan? :p RT @fridragon: Damn I miss you.. 02:52pm hahahahaha denger lagu LA Blue lagi di YouTube merinding siah! XD @saparamita @fridragon

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03:27pm i sniffed a No-No Powder. Wow! The powder may say nono, but your energy and mood say yes-yes! You're ON TOP OF THE WORLD! Wait a minute.. 03:27pm lol this Glitch is seriously funny! :)) 05:07pm "jangan pernah bersedih kalau kamu tidak punya tujuan, wong Negeri ini aja gak punya tujuan!" -- @sudjiwotedjo :))) 05:17pm @_zwitter_ dmn? 05:24pm immensely annoying sometimes, extremely lovable at all others :') kangen #tsaaaaaahhhhh 06:14pm @nengtrya trimakasih XD 06:22pm @lunaticedric sejak kemarin val -.-

Sat May 28 11:27am apparently CD's are NOT the best media to keep your important datas.. ffFFFFuuuuUUUUU 11:56am attention girl! i mean geeky girl! here's the best fashion four you! ~ http://j.mp/mzii8X :D 12:18pm @pipis @Lydiette @steviesulaiman @Create_Or_Else i bet Hendi (the security) is a great father! :) 02:00pm "..and if i should ever draw a picture of a woman, it is you that would come flowing from my pen." #nowplaying Maroon 5 - Woman 02:39pm RT @jover_loint: if i'm not that much into any football match, how is that automatically making me less interesting as a species, i wonder? 02:40pm i don't do football, coz i still got these two balls before my foot.

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02:44pm trlalu banyak bergaul dgn org lucu malah bikin diri sendiri gak lucu. jd klo pengen jd yg paling lucu, bergaul lah dgn org2 menyebalkan :)) 02:47pm intinya, klo gw menyebalkan jgn salahin gw, tp salahin orang2 disekitar gw yg kelewat lucu! :))

Sun May 29 01:31am lapor! di Baleendah trjadi nobar final liga champion.. lengkap dgn Dolby Digital Surround Sound-nya.. so, HOW THE FUCK AM I GOING TO SLEEP!? 01:31am :))) RT @PitaRatna: Ah @jenderalcilik aja seumur idup makan indomie skrg masih idup,gue baru sminggu doang jg pasti sehat wal'afiat lah.amin 01:48am tp kyknya banyak yg benci MU mlm ini, dan semenjak gw senang jd org kontroversial.. gw dukung MU!! :))) *bari jeung teu ngarti 02:10am Tp gw plg seneng euphoria wkt piala.. Err apa itu? Yg Indonesia vs Malaysia?? Penontonnya satu suara, ngedukung tim yg sama.. 02:12am ..I find it somehow enchanting, mesmerizing, bikin merinding!! :') klo sekarang mah jd ajang maki2an, cela2an di timeline.. Huh! 02:41am GENIUS!!! :)) RT @fridragon: Twitter RT @essentialmax: Barca Vs MU ditayangin dmn ya?? *barubangun 04:12pm ahoi! 07:06pm gw bilang jg, jangan berusaha untuk lucu ditengah orang2 yg lebih lucu.. salah-salah di"report as spam" hihihi

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07:09pm ntar dulu.. mlm ini gw mau jd orang nyebelin dulu, mo ngomentarin akun2 twitter baru yg makin absurd! :)) 07:15pm ini lagi (at)sayuronline. do we really need to put everything online? wtf is happening with future peoples? did they do sex virtually? 07:26pm seminggu serasa setahun tanpa dirimu itu BULLSHIT. 5 menit serasa setahun waktu nungguin download-an itu baru ilmiah! :)) 07:37pm :)) sialan, ok sy akan brusaha lbh keras! RT @saparamita: @jenderalcilik udahan annoyingnya? kirain mau ngomentarin a bunch account *kecewa* 08:02pm just finish downloading this "Limitless" thing. a bluray quality video with some VHS crap audio! ..efffffff 08:19pm since we less talking, why don't we just skip the talking and straight to the sex part? 08:31pm sumpah twitter gw dibajak barusan mah! *sama si bayu versi cabul* :)) 08:33pm but that's the fortunate! our body talks better than words. they speak the unspoken. 08:34pm "the unspoken": ...uhhhhh.. aah.. hhHHHHH.. HHH.. errgghh.. ohHHhhhHHHH!!!!!!!! ;p 10:31pm medias should never take internet-memes too seriously. come on dude, nyari berita di twitter itu SUPER-LAME!! 10:41pm when some virals overtold on internet it become a memes, but when the media drags them to the real world, that's overrated. 10:41pm @iamuaz bukan, gw mah Jurusan Sastra Nuklir! :)) 10:46pm ..daaaaan tipikal penonton Indonesia, klo gak diem berdiri sambil megang hape/digicam, they sing along for THE WHOLE SONG!! 10:48pm shut the fuck up you stupid crowds! gw pgn denger Anggun yg nyanyi, bukan elu! -.15

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Mon May 30 02:04am thank you again Zuckerberg.. now everyone got no privacy :) *colokin jari tengah semua orang ke pantat Zuckerberg* 02:05am kecuali jari tengah gw, terlalu berharga buat dicolokin ke pantat Zuckerberg soalnya :)) 09:19am "..today i swear i'm not doing anything." sounds a nice kickstart for a lazy monday! :D 03:12pm i see twitter less interesting these days 03:14pm ..and since we less tweeting, why don't we just skip the tweeting and straight to the sex part? #repo.. eh? beda ya? 04:32pm Transformers 3 screening will be best to celebrate :D RT @blitzmegaplex: Wicked. We passed 100,000 followers!! #celebrates 04:34pm what's the point of thinking when nothing came up with the thought? #kusut 05:17pm #barutau klo logo di Trans Jakarta itu bukan kacang garuda, tp Elang Bondol sama Salak Condet, maskot Jakarta :)) 05:20pm @adi_tea hooh 05:24pm @iheartch0c http://j.mp/k669Mh <-- read 05:29pm anjrit! EOS 1Ds mark III IDR 6.500.000,-?? ~ http:// twitpic.com/54jzgc | ini salah ketik atw penipuan??? 05:35pm dear SBY, klo semua berita di internet Anda anggap serius, apa jadinya klo Anda jd President of USA?? ~ http://twitpic.com/54k1tn 05:39pm speech SBY di stasiun2 tv ini sungguh lucu, terlalu percaya fenomena Shinta and Jojo.

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05:41pm @nukman tp SBY akan langsung bikin press conference pas beliau lihat foto spt ini ~ http://twitpic.com/54k1tn dan bilang "Saya prihatin.." 05:45pm RT @nukman: Kalau punya akun Twitter spt Obama, SBY.. << hashtag #SayaPrihatin akan menjadi trending topic 05:49pm Kalau punya akun Twitter spt Obama, SBY akan terlihat seperti NUBITOL di dunia kaskus. 05:51pm eh? Wakil Presiden Indonesia itu siapa sih? masih JK kan? 05:54pm bahkan Google pun menyerah untuk mencari tahu siapa Wakil Presiden Indonesia. 06:08pm Saya Prihatin <-- #TwitPemula 06:13pm Por Favor! :)) RT @konjojojo: Inventive cheating | LMAO! ROFL! http://youtu.be/_7o_3mQ_dEo 07:15pm nampaknya CD @ten2fiveband lengkap dgn tanda tangan semua personilnya udh nyampe di tangan @iheartch0c ~ http:// twitpic.com/54l418 :) 07:15pm Terima Kasih @ten2fiveband :) 07:17pm here's another shot of @ten2fiveband's CD ~ http:// lockerz.com/s/106147482 /cc: @iheartch0c 07:19pm if there's a will, there's a FAIL RT @adi_tea: Kenapa membaca itu membosankan??apalagi belajar..!!?? 10:47pm RT @educannabis: eh, tau nggak? WHO thn 1995 menyatakan; tidak pernah tercatat satupun kasus OD dr ganja. http://j.mp/lAp4sE 11:02pm RT @hurufkecil: jika kamu menganggap twitter dunia maya, kenapa cemburumu begitu nyata? /via: @iheartch0c 11:11pm http://twitpic.com/54o87h <-- when a geek turns into EPIC!

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Tue May 31 12:46am RT @carraya: Drunk people run stop signs, high people wait for them to turn green. Who's better then? /via: @jover_loint 03:09am today's PSA: DO NOT FUCKIN TEXT AND DRIVE!!!! ~ http://youtu.be/DK0nHfe6NWo | /cc: @iheartch0c @vitoliplop and everyone! 01:36pm oops! hari ini adalah hari tanpa tembakau ya? ok! td pagi baru ngerokok sebatang.. let's see how far can i keep up :) 02:01pm :) RT @saparamita: wahai perokok, skrng hari tanpa tembakau. jadi coba alternatif lain, ganja misalnya. #dilaknatIkatanDokterIndonesia 02:04pm @kdri gw jg bisa ~ http://twitpic.com/54xssa :) (re: foto mosaik) 02:05pm daaaaaan.. sejak nongkrong di depan monitor itu meningkatkan gairah untuk merokok, jd sebaiknya saya pergi menggowes sajahhh 02:39pm http://twitpic.com/54y1ra ~ klo di Indo liat gbr gini pasti blgnya UFO atw KIAMAT!! klo di California ini adlh promo film X-Men First Class 02:42pm ini kumpulan album dr foto2 yg klo di Indonesia dibilang tanda2 mau kiamat ~ http://j.mp/mE9EJ3 02:46pm @saparamita edan itu tulisannya! :)) cowok macam apa itu???? 02:50pm @lunaticedric gw ada nih Big Fish ama Science of Sleep :p 03:28pm NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN!

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03:33pm CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!! Nyan Cat - OMEGA Extended Edition: 3.5 HOURS OF NYAN SPLENDIDNESS!! http://youtu.be/ p5PiXt6INSM :))) 03:36pm @konjojojo lu tes aja ndiri, gw belom nyoba ampe tamat :)))) 03:39pm now i'm headbanging to Nyan Cat song!! \m/ ~ Alex S. - Nyan Cat (Dubstep Remix) ~ http://youtu.be/3b4Im6oXWUE NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN :))) 03:51pm Turn up the BASS, get ready to get a little overwhelmed with bass!! | Katy Perry - E.T. (DubStep DnB remix) ~ http://youtu.be/ mnt1fy78cDs 04:05pm mulut mulai asem *efek dari pagi ngerokok baru sebatang* 07:25pm gagal deh puasa ngerokok hari ini!! ohhh... 07:26pm @iheartch0c emg byu ngambil dr twit kmu td :p.. oia love byu ditabrak truk 09:46pm asiiiikk!! akhirnyaaaaaa :D RT @JMarbun: Akhirny....!!!! 09:52pm klo gw bisa ikutan gak? gw kan suka maki2 Speedy??? RT @TelkomSpeedyID: ..Daftar, login, vote. Siapa tau kamu bruntung dpt uang tunai Rp 1jt 10:12pm I HAVE NYANED FOR 45.4 SECONDS! http://t.co/ GqPcKpR via @nyannyancat 10:14pm :)))) RT @TelkomSpeedyID: @jenderalcilik, ayo ikut aja, siapa tau beruntung. Tapi janji ya, kalo gak menang, jangan marah2 :) 10:17pm :))))) RT @iheartch0c: I HAVE NYANED FOR 129.7 SECONDS! http://nyan.cat via @nyannyancat 10:21pm iya nih tumben :)))) RT @sonyasoraya: Akur? RT @jenderalcilik: :)))) RT @TelkomSpeedyID: @jenderalcilik ayo ikut aja, siapa tau beruntung.

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10:26pm sanjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeng!! ini nyan cat dipencet tombol "lower the volume" malah makin ngencengin :))) 10:28pm RT @jover_loint: amazing "a must see" video! RT @cannababe: It's Cannabis Time-Lapse. So Beautiful. http://youtu.be/ mjRcLzEgGFs 10:33pm @jover_loint @cannababe what vid? the "Nyan Cat" vid? http://youtu.be/QH2-TGUlwu4 YES! it's annoying :)) #salahfokus 10:54pm pengen deh difoto kyk gini sama @iheartch0c ~ http:// twitpic.com/5537x7 XD

Wed Jun 01 09:17am mari kita lupakan puasa merokok kemarin -.10:58am i seriously need some cold beers!! effffffffff... 02:20pm @JMarbun thx juki *cium* 02:26pm #nowwatching "It's Kind Of A Funny Story" (2010) as recommended by @jover_loint :) 02:30pm @konjojojo bsok gw kebandung kok, lu kopi paste aja semua yg ada di HDD gw :))) 02:33pm @konjojojo WAH!!! boleh tuh! tunggu yaaaa :))))) *kesempatan* 09:16pm dear God, don't let this fuckin society turns me into some filthy bastard. 09:17pm sekali2 kalian musti ngelihat apa yg gw lihat. 09:31pm pelajaran hari ini: apa yg gw kita punya, walau kadang selalu terasa gak cukup bwt kita, kadang itu udh suatu hal yg mewah bwt sbagian org.

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09:33pm ok jd gini ceritanya, jd kemarin mbl gw ditabrak, pintu penyok, spion bubuk. and of course i mad about it. 09:37pm pokoknya intinya it'll cost us much. naaah gw ngotot lah pgn digantiin atleast 75% soalnya pure dy yg salah 09:40pm singkat cerita gw skrg nyamperin rumah org yg nabrak gw ini, kita udh setelan perang, pokoknya klo gak ngasih rage mode on weh lah!! 09:47pm taunya.. pas nyampe rmhnya, tadaaa!! rumahnya cmn 3 langkah gw jg msi mentok.. 09:50pm cmn bilik doank, jgnkan tv, kursi pun g ada, ngampaarr pokona mah. kita yg udh setelan perang lgsg ciut.. 09:53pm sumpah, klo gw lg tajir gw g bkln bawa tu duit.. tp krn 1. gw lg kere bwt bnerin mbl, 2. si yg nabrak ini msi usia produktif.. 09:55pm 3. dan krn dy msi usia produktif, jd musti nunjukin rasa tanggung jwbnya bukan? jd yaa gw bawa lah duit yg dia ksi. 09:57pm tp good thing is, gw jd pny dulur di tasik! :D 09:59pm actually, this is what my second thought said to me :) RT @adi_tea: jndrlclk alo emg ikhlas nanti balikin aja duitnya pas udh tajir 10:00pm RT @adi_tea: @jenderalcilik kalo emg ikhlas nanti balikin aja duitnya pas udah tajir *edanteuaing??hwehwe* 10:08pm oh! Lupa ngasi note, upah si org yg nabrak gw ini 35rb satu rit (tasik-bandung) itu klo kita cmn cukup bwt makan siang doank. 10:11pm dan kesimpulan dr cerita gw td adalah, Do Not Fuckin Text and Drive!! 10:12pm nyetir bener aja msi bs celaka, apalagi belagu sambil smsan/ bbman!? 11:27pm home already! what a trip!! :D it's life changing.. for today atleast ;p entah besok mah! hehehe.. 21

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11:28pm ok twitter? how are you?? banyak aja yg mention gw :D thx buat dukungannya yaa.. mudah2an pengalaman gw hr ini bs jd pelajaran untuk smua :) 11:30pm ok! lanjut nonton!! (td gak jadi nonton soalnya) #nowwatching "It's Kind Of A Funny Story" 11:33pm eh @konjojojo bntar yaa gw blm dpt link filmnya! hihihi ntar gw twit deh 11:34pm @jover_loint blm ditonton! :))) td gak jd nonton.. (re: so what do you say?) 11:37pm gw baru ngeh, avatar gw ama @jover_loint kok mirip ya??? :)))))

Thu Jun 02 12:14am jgn lupa Headbanging! :D \m/ RT @katarangga: Makasih ya @fancyfirda! Keren tempatnya. Tapi kenapa dubstep harus moshing ya? :p 12:17am @katarangga have you heard the "Katy Perry's E.T. Dubstep mix?" ~ http://youtu.be/mnt1fy78cDs cocok bgt buat moshing ama headbanging :D 12:22am @_zwitter_ matakna urang hoream make mmc didinya, pas rek ngabekap foto2 wa nani, LILA!!! :)) 12:33am UberTwitter CURAAAAAAAAAAANNGGGG!!!! (" `з´ ) RT @lunaticedric: @jenderalcilik deeeuh..gue diunfollow niiih :)) 12:38am heh! Hape butut!! knp lu gak bs ngasi tau gw klo ada yg ngeunfollow gw via DM kyk si Blackberry!?? hah!?? HAH?? *ngomong ama hp butut gw*

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12:40am "makanya bay! org2 udh pake Blackberry, lu msi aja pake gw, si Nokia 6120 Classic" *kata si hp butut ke gw* 12:42am "tapi.. itu kan bukti klo gw orangnya setia.." *sambil elus2 hp butut gw* ..*hp butut gw muntah!* 12:43am ok abaikan twit gw barusan! udh mulai berhalusinasi soalnya.. :)) 01:50am since i've been waking for.. let me see, 36hrs? so im giving up to the movie. i'll finish it tmrw. 01:59am ngiri liat crowds di vid klip 30 Seconds To Mars - Closer To The Edge. smuanya goyang, semuanya lompat!! \m/ 02:01am crowds kyk gitu sudah mulai susah ditemukan di Indonesia, kecuali di konser dangdut. 02:49am sialan, kcapean krn kurang tidur malah gak bisa tidur.. 12:50pm when life gives you lemons, DON'T MAKE LEMONADE! make life take the lemons back!! 01:07pm wish i could back to 26yrs ago.. i'd kill the fetus inside my mom's tummy.. 01:12pm bukti klo life changing exp kemarin gw gak ngaruh bwt hari ini, i'm back being such a filthy bastard.. thank you society :) 01:25pm so now we're living in a world where everything else doesn't mean a thing, but money. that's how the society told me. 01:27pm so, buat para galau-ers. you're so pathetic when you think no one love you, just find some money, coz the money will love you back. 01:31pm so what's the point of happiness when you're broke? in nowadays world, NOTHING. 01:36pm you're a part of THE society dude! WE are the society >:)) RT @konjojojo: @jenderalcilik everybody's got a price. Society my ass, meh.

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01:47pm pohon Ganja!! RT @TDAtweet: Hay, jomblers yg membaca TDA kami siang ini. Sudah memutuskan gantung diri di pohon cabe atau pohon toge? ♥ 03:19pm well, the easiest way to get out of a misery is drown yourself deeper and drag everyone in it!! fuck.. 03:32pm and why do girls love to bitch when find other girls is happier than her? 03:36pm and the universe conspires to make it happen. it curses you even worse!! 04:25pm WOW!!! RT @Gizmodo: Windows 8: It looks awesome. http:// j.mp/mHCIRH 04:33pm if i have to write a book, this is what i'm going to write "How To Be A Great Procrastinator" and maybe i'll start to write it on next 25yrs 04:40pm this Mood Changing Table ~ http://j.mp/jUZ9Xr will perfectly fit with @iheartch0c, or maybe the table will stay on a black color.. -.04:43pm off! mandi dulu.. *atw gak usah ya?? ..pilihan yg berat! *dilema mode on********* 05:23pm BWAAAHAHAHAHA salah nelpon!!! mau nelp @vitoliplop malah nyampung ke si @PitaRatna :))) 05:25pm *malu* 06:59pm RT @cipta36: Harvard University: THC dapat memotong tumor kanker paru-paru. http://bit.ly/jMtgFP /via: @legalisasiganja 07:02pm anyone? :) RT @Ms_Tanti: Apa benar semakin cerdas pria semakin tinggi jg tingkat kesetiaannya. 07:35pm @PitaRatna nama lu sama nama adek gw kan sama2 dr "P", jd td gw kira gw udh mencet no adek gw, taunya mlh nyambung ke elu :p maap ya beib.

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09:58pm :))) RT @PitaRatna: @iheartch0c @jenderalcilik aku di marahin ni bebeb bayu sama istri pertama hahahaha :p 09:59pm saya kangen pulang ke negara sendiri.. RT @fridragon: Saya kangen tingal d negara lain

Fri Jun 03 12:46am this Katy Perry's "Firework" music video is basically just like Christina Aguilera's "Beautiful" ..with exploding boobies. XD 01:07am :))) RT @missciccone: "Bang, kobel dong!" #memektwit 03:47am RT @konjojojo: "if youre not busy being born, youre busy dying." - Bob Dylan, quotes from "It's Kind Of a Funny Story" 03:53am @konjojojo next! "Eagle vs Shark (2007)" blm nemu link torrent-nya tp liat review di imdb mah nampak menarik ~ http://bit.ly/ mIdOne 03:59am @konjojojo udh pnh beli dvdnya, blm smpet ditonton udh keburu raib :)) 06:50pm Running a @QuickPull on @iheartch0c's #BlackBerry. Upgrading things, or the worst part is some App might be crashing!? (" `з´ )_,/"(>_<'!) 07:11pm @JMarbun @pramgil hahaha ketauan yak? :)) 07:17pm Ok! Klarifikasi deh.. Twit "Pala Peler"nya @iheartch0c td gw yg ngtwit :)) 11:56pm :)) bisaaaa RT @adi_tea: @jenderalcilik dijawab sama yang rurusuhan kaya gini : pala kont*l (pada pelan ko masuk jalan tol?)

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Sat Jun 04 12:05am Ikutan ahh.. Miss apa yg bikin berantem? Misskomunikasi ..lucu gak? :D 12:07am Cerdas! :)) RT @konjojojo: Miss apa yang cowoknya di atas? | Miss-ionary. 12:14am Miss apa yg gak pernah dateng klo malem jum'at? | datengnya malem ke-miss *gak ada ide.. 12:19am Miss apa yg suka bikin ribut? | ♪♬Miss-i permisi, gw mau lewat! Kalau tidak lewat, urusan jadi gawat..♪♬ 12:22am Miss apa yg sakit? | Miss-ul mucat! *bisul bucat versi sumbing :)) 12:23am Aku haus.. Haus sex! :)) RT @dpermata: Aku lapar -_____-* 01:01am bwuangkeee nyamuk masuk telinga bikin kaget! dr sekian banyak lubang di dunia ini, knp musti masuk ke lubang kuping gw hah?! 01:04am pemilihan Miss-miss ini teh prasaan sering bgt yak? Tp kok blm pnh dgr ada pemilihan mas-mas? 01:14am Kok gw udh mulai kehilangan ability buat monolog di twitter lg ya? hmmm... 01:17am @chitrarinjani delete chitra dr list contact bbm gw! *lupa klo gw gak punya bbm :)) 01:52am Smartphone Availability vs. Loss of Human Eye Contact ~ http://bit.ly/kVW1dw 01:57am Aha! Gw inget!! Siauw Lung itu temennya Bo Bo Ho! :D cc: @PitaRatna 02:35am Wihh fitur Social Feeds di OS 6 ini maut sekali!! 02:53am @jover_loint wow! an #ff from @smartstoners!! :D

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03:02am The only sport i master is solitaire.. does it even sounds like a sport? 03:07am @jover_loint but i'm sure that's the smartest #FF tweet for a stoned guy.. 03:17am @jover_loint i don't know, but i heard that we can't go high with the #FF, that's too bad. 06:58am Ini timeline gw isinya siluman semua kli yak??? Td subuh sebelum gw tidur masih ngoceh, skrg gw br bangun pun udh rame aja? 09:03am "Pulsa mama masih banyak, tolong beliin mama hape baru!" 09:08am @asyerabella wanita dan Blackberry itu bagai selingkuhan yg nyolot, mreka bahkan terang2an berselingkuh di kasur beberapa saat sblm gw tidur 09:20am RT @DamnItsTrue: Guys may flirt around all day but before they go to sleep, they think about the girl they truly care about. #DamnItsTrue 10:06am krn ternyata twit barusan terlalu sensitif untuk sebagian orang, jd terpaksa saya hapus.. Maaf. 12:22pm *ama senter* RT @konjojojo: kena satu arah di puncak aja ngeluh, gimana kalo kena kangen satu arah? xD *dijejelin kupluk* 02:10pm juxtaposition is another name for intimidation. #justsaying

Sun Jun 05 02:54am Gw gak berbakat nyampah di timeline.. *lah ini ngapain?? 03:01am Mencetin tombol refresh adalah bukti bahwa gw teramat sangat kurang kerjaan 03:02am Tapi itulah keuntungan bagi pemilik blackberry, selalu terlihat sibuk ketika berhadapan dgn layar, pdhl cmn lg mencetin tombol refresh

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03:05am "Gile lu bay! Drtd mlototin layar BB muluk! Lg nunggu email approval proyek triliunan rupiah ya?" | "enggak kok, lg mencetin tombol refresh" 03:11am Ya, krn klo gw di depan monitor, tweetdeck did the "refresh" business for me, dan itu tdk bisa membuat gw keliatan sibuk 03:15am Knp bentukan/logo tombol refresh selalu seperti panah melingkar? itu adalah bukti klo kita sedang terjebak dlm sebuah "infinite loop" 03:25am Dan ngecek trending topic adalah distraksi yg buruk.. 03:33am Gw ngrasa berdosa krn udh ngehambur2in wktu istrht gw.. RE: @sonyasoraya: ..ada gak yang suka inget dosa kalo kebangun jam-jam segini? :( 03:38am Ok, skrg gw punya kerjaan lain selain mencetin tombol refresh. Bolak-balik ke kolom mention, ngecek reply. *seenggaknya ada peningkatan 03:47am gw bilang ini akan jd kali terakhir gw mencet tombol refresh, sejak dari 10 pencetan yg lalu. 09:05am Rupanya msi kepagian.. *pdhl matahari udh ngamuk2 di langit Jakarta* 09:08am i just can't stand for another 24hrs in this goddamn city! get me outta here!! 10:08am Gw yakin bahkan seorang Ken Block pun akan terlihat seperti seorang amatiran klo disuruh nyetir di Jakarta.. 10:11am Istilah "hanya Tuhan dan supirnya yg tau kapan tu mobil mau belok" itu sekarang gak cmn berlaku bwt bajaj doank 10:01pm Di kota metropolitan yg konon org2nya lebih maju ini kok gw sering bgt ngeliat org yg seneng nyetir di bahu jalan ya?

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10:04pm Mungkin ini bukti klo kota Anda ingin maju, maka masyarakatnya TIDAK BOLEH beradab. 10:09pm Dan klo gak salah dulu Indonesia dikenal dgn keramahtamahannya.. MANA!?? gw gak ngelihat itu di Ibu Kota Negara Kesatuan Republik Indonesia 10:14pm Dan apa susahnya sih gerakin jari KURANG dr 1 inci untuk nyalain lampu sein, tiap kali kita mau belok atw pindah jalur?? HAHH??? 10:16pm @konjojojo @chitrarinjani <-- silahkan dicek mereka menyenangkan :) RT @jover_loint: ..i need to follow 420 accounts, any recommendation? 10:19pm @pramgil <-- satu lg ketinggalan :) RT @jover_loint: ..i need to follow 420 accounts, any recommendation? 10:29pm Promo dikit, who said that @jover_loint loves his joint so much? DUSTA!! he love tweeting more :)) /cc: @pramgil @konjojojo @chitrarinjani 11:03pm Ooohh tanah sunda!! *sujud* *cium tanah*

Mon Jun 06 07:44am saking tololnya, niat mau nyolokin charger, tangan gw malah nyabut kabel power laptop.. entah kenapa. udh gak singkron ni koordinasi tubuh 07:52am dan image2 barusan terupload via yfrog??? sejak kapan gw pake yfrog!? 07:53am nampaknya gw harus tidur drpd lama2 gw banting semua yg ada di depan gw..

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04:55pm pantesaaaan sepeda motor di Indonesia kyk laler.. udh mah anti macet, keliling Bandung cuman 8rebu-eun.. 04:57pm oh! hampir lupa, i finally found a decent twitter client that looks best in Windows 7 ~ http://www.metrotwit.com/ /cc: @konjojojo 05:01pm @konjojojo sayangnya.. ADA!! :D tes geura.. keren siah!! :D 05:20pm @konjojojo ada di settings - twitter - use proxlet filtering 05:38pm mandi - enggak - mandi - enggak - mandi - enggak.. pilihan yg rumit! *merengutkan alis* 06:00pm @iheartch0c udahhh biar aman mah mendingan pulang! >:) 06:04pm @konjojojo http://j.mp/lxrhuW <-- Eagle Vs. Shark (2007) 06:15pm the fuck is wrong with today's people? ~ http:// youtu.be/1vqmILSKfew | "Breaking Dawn" Trailer Reaction 06:18pm holy bejeesus! this is the most hillarious youtube raction EVAAAA!!! :)))) sumpah ni orang paling lebay sedunia :)) 06:43pm dude, help? the shampoo won't go away!!? ~ http:// youtu.be/6PKQE8FM2Uw :)))) 07:31pm even now a game also have that "BUUUURRRRRRRRR!!!" as a backsound on its trailer ~ http://youtu.be/RN7_8Yholm4 "Tomb Raider: Turning Point" 07:37pm @putrianza @Adriana_Wima http://www.deviantart.com disana gudangnya artwork yg beyond awesome! monggo dikunjungi :) 09:09pm #fyi Female Salvation Army workers became known as “Doughnut Girls” on the frontline of World War I. today is "National Doughnut Day" in US 09:17pm "The great thing about YouTube is that it has everything. The awful thing about YouTube is that it has everything." (gawker.com) 10:28pm Anggun is seriously need to consider about making some project with Tantri Kotak 30

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Tue Jun 07 02:51am what's the point of having twitter without having replies from no one? 02:54am pengen ngetwit tp gak boleh curhat.. <-- lah ini ngapain?? 02:56am well i guess it is also pointless when no one ever wanted to hear what we're saying 03:00am udh ngetik panjang2, pencet ctrl+a --- delete.. dan terus spt itu, INFINITE LOOP! 03:03am definitely RT @jover_loint: @jenderalcilik you're just not high enough. that's that. 03:06am this is the time when smiles sounds overrated. 03:11am dear society, can i have my old life back? 09:20am @JMarbun jakues! selasa nih!!!! 09:25am RT @iheartch0c: lupa nyiumin pacar di game, langsung ada boyfriend alert.. capek ya punya pacar di game apalagi di dunia nyata #eh 09:29am @JMarbun sabar itu klo musti nunggu sejam/ dua jam.. klo ampe sebulan itu udh bukan sabar namanya 10:49am when girls think about marriage, they forget to consider being fucked day and night without gettin paid 10:49am yes, being a bitch is far more better then a wife, atleast you'll get some cash after you fuck 11:00am RT @putrianza: @jenderalcilik who the hell said we give it free? Watch how we manage your salary then! We're evil.. Wise evil :)) 11:07am @vitoliplop keula atuh keudeung loba keneh uruskeun 11:11am istilah TUNGGU juga berlaku loh bwt gw!

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11:11am OTW TKP - Oke Tungguan Weh Tepi Ka Paeh! 05:19pm fap fap fap RT @jover_loint ..let's masturbate more! i mean, good read here: "masturbation calms restless leg syndrome" http://bit.ly/ h83YSO 05:32pm gw udah di rumah.. meh.. apeu.. <-- ANJING GW TRENDI BANGET GITU LOH!! 05:33pm tapi gak punya duit.. apeu.. <-- walo kere tetep trendi! 05:36pm apeu RT @adi_tea Tiap sore membosankan 05:38pm WOW! TRENDI AMPE MAMPUS!! RT @chitrarinjani Meh! ;p RT @jenderalcilik: apeu RT @adi_tea Tiap sore membosankan 05:40pm RT @iheartch0c Meh is the new "sudahlah terserah" or "sudahlah aku capek" 05:41pm #trendi RT @adi_tea @jenderalcilik jangan ada apeu diantara kita 05:41pm RT @konjojojo ac dingin banget. meh! #trendi 05:44pm meh RT @infobdg "Saatnya Adzan Maghrib Untuk Wilayah Bandung dan Sekitarnya". 05:46pm RT @chitrarinjani MEH! Jalanan macet bgt..APEU!! *doublecombo* *trendimampus* 05:59pm boleh di-'meh'-in gak? RT @chitrarinjani Laper!! (mungkin ada yg pengen tau) 06:18pm meh RT @lunaticedric Ssh jg ya kl bc tulisan yg disngkt2 gn? → WHOAH..RIBET BACANYA, JEK! 06:24pm @saparamita Anda langsung mendapatkan trophy Miss Meh Award 06:24pm meh 08:23pm there's this big "PORN" link on piratebay, but why i never tempted to push the link? 32

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08:37pm kickass theater KICK texter asses! ~ http:// youtu.be/1L3eeC2lJZs | "Alamo Drafthouse" i wish @blitzmegaplex can do somethin like this! >:) 08:55pm This person says a lot of things I like! *FOLLOW | This person said one thing I don't like! *UNFOLLOW <- #TwitterClichés 09:05pm if you're not addicted to twitter, you're following the wrong peoples.. #TwitterOD 09:18pm i wonder if there's anyone who put numbers after their twitter id.. e.g: (at)bram81 i know your mom gave birth to you at the end of 70's 09:20pm (at)Joni25 it's whether his age is 25 or he got his 25 inch long boner. 09:22pm (at)Otong25 <-- he's definitely a women's fav. 09:26pm (at)Morgan17410334 <-- kehabisan id, jd pasrah pake id generator suggestion 10:23pm hell can wait, so why hesitate to drag it all along to the world? 10:31pm "Procrastination is like masturbation, it's a whole lotta fun until you realize you just fucked yourself." ---(@PyrBliss) 11:37pm @pramgil ada juga kadar dopamin yg menurun drastis minta disuplai ulang :)) 11:57pm itu kata2nya Admiral Ackbar Re: @fridragon It's a trap!

Wed Jun 08 12:01am klo di Bandung jadinya UPO! RT @infobdg Ini salah satu objek http://twitpic.com/58a6pk *apakah benar ini UFO? 10:48am @iheartch0c pengen keripik atw gurilem? 10:50am Hakuna Matata! :) 11:01am @iheartch0c text me jendral-nya lg pada nongkrong dmn.

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11:07am 01101001 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 #gombalIT /cc: @sonyasoraya @darfat

Thu Jun 09 12:59am Everybody needs a hobby: INSANE Pen Spinning! - http:// bit.ly/jvO7oQ 08:02am so, yesterday's Facebook Friend's Profil Pics tattoo was just a hoax? ~ http://j.mp/iNCMMl hmmm... :/ 08:16am @JMarbun juki gmn? apa gw msi perlu nelp mbak anna? 08:25am AHA! nemu susu bear brand!! XD /cc: @iheartch0c 08:31am fortunately, the guy with uniform will always going to be an ASSHOLE! :)) ~ http://youtu.be/bzE-IMaegzQ <-- biking in USA. 10:04am jawaban kuis "World IPv6 Day" adalah --> http://j.mp/keVhbS --WAS THAT SO HARD??! :)) /cc: @TelkomSpeedyID 10:17am Unable to determine IP address from host name v6.facebook.com <-- ??? /cc: @TelkomSpeedyID 10:31am @iheartch0c gak bisa nge-DM

Fri Jun 10 09:37am RT @pipis OMG! Congratulations @steviesulaiman @Lydiette for winning DO100 Inspiration Contest! ~ http://youtu.be/KtLCzhLn5u0 10:03am *pengen makan cuanki* ..ACCIO tukang cuanki!! 10:07am @kdri "Gw pake motor soalnya Lamborghini gw lagi di bengkel!" #stikermotor 11:01am @_zwitter_ donglod film ieu wad ~ http://j.mp/kwhR2Y

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12:25pm barusan khotibnya gak asik, wish i can say "can we skip the khotbah and straight to the ss... err.. sholat jumat part?" *ampir aja kepeleset 12:32pm "Yesterday was Thursday, today is Friday, Friday! Tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterwards!" #nowplaying Rebecca Black Friday :)) 12:38pm @putrianza trimakasih :D *geer tingkat tinggi* 12:39pm @putrianza untung udah geer duluan :)) 12:41pm @putrianza wait! does it mean that i'm good at listening? ;) *kiceupan dikit biar gw nampak tambah cool 12:48pm ACCIO tukang cuanki!!! *nunjuk2 pake pulpen* *pura2nya magic wand* *masih berharap keajaiban tukang cuanki teriak2* 12:51pm @sonyasoraya yg dateng malah si Dobby.. silahkan panggang akuuuhh :)) 12:55pm don't blame her thoughts! blame the micro stupid brain embedded on her thumb for her stupid tweets #FF -> @putrianza :)) 12:58pm laper.. ACC.. ah sudahlah! *lempar pulpen* *mencoba menghadapi fakta bahwa gw adalah muggle sejati* 01:00pm @jover_loint i believe it should be another sunday!! :D 02:18pm @pipis this one is also great as well ~ http://youtu.be/ uNQa5HCUYCQ :) 02:24pm @konjojojo nothin ever beat SUPERMAN from tony hawk''s pro skater 1ost. NOTHING! :D 02:28pm @konjojojo eh? entah uy! bntar googling dulu :p 02:33pm the best Tony Hawk Proskater OST. Goldfinger - Superman ~ http://youtu.be/zfwsxoo_FL8 this song gives me chills XD /cc: @konjojojo :D

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02:38pm L1(tahan) kotak - kiri - atas - kotak - kiri <-- cheat code buat always special klo gak salah.. atw slow motion XD msi inget ajahh 02:39pm ralat (setelah googling): buat slow motion ternyata #THPS1CheatCode XD 02:45pm 3.200 Piercings in One Sitting!?? ~ http://youtu.be/ _G2bc4KWg2c GELO! :)) 02:57pm i really need to give some shit to local issues so i can make fun of it, and tweet it like everybody does, ..NOT!!! :)) 04:43pm wew ah! nuntut aje yg banyak, giliran menuhin kewajiban mlh susah! not so recomended client #nomention i repeat THIS IS A FUCKING #NOMENTION 06:24pm klo ujung2-nya "tengkyu" mah mbok yaa jgn dikasih judul poyek napa? #nomention maksud gw.. #NOMENTION SEKALI LAGI #NOMENTION!!! 10:22pm @_zwitter_ yowes tak apa 10:43pm maintaining the oh so called with MOODS is such a friggin pain in the arse 10:44pm somehow i find a way do masturb.. oh wait! i mean i can manage to deal with it ;p 10:56pm @sonyasoraya gak selalu harus pms cumi ;p 11:39pm @sonyasoraya GAK BISA CUMI!!! *gebrak meja* <-- ini maksudnya apa coba? :))) 11:41pm @_zwitter_ gak! kan si teh @vitoliplop udh punya kredit card! :D jd akses makin mudaaaaaaaaah 11:43pm dear @jover_loint can we share the joint? i really need some of those, badly.. XD

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11:46pm membayangkan sbatang Dji Sam Soe yg tgl sebatang-batangnya ini jd selinting ganja *pdhl dusta, msi ada 2batang lg we.. TETEP AJA DIKIT LAGI! 11:47pm ..dan bukan ganja! *sial* 11:52pm no you can't! i have those badge thingy.. just look at my id, i'm the Jenderal! see? :)) RT @jover_loint jenderalcilik how can i trust you?

Sat Jun 11 12:00am waaa.. WAAAA!! #LGN mau launching website http:// www.lgn.me !!! XD gak sabaaaaaarrrrrrrrr... #DLG 12:03am *puff.. puff..* ahhhh! *sniff.. sniff.. UHUK!!!* fuck! this is dji sam soe bay! you can't hit it with your nose!! :)) 12:07am @jover_loint you're stoned already, how can you do both freezing and stoned? i don't think so! lol 12:11am yes, multitasking is one hell of a quest when you're stoned. i even can't masturbate while watching some porn. i need to focus on my dick! 12:38am 10 RT @Byusyem ..Lingkaran itu 0. 0 = 1. Maka 896314587283214596=....... 12:45am RT @Byusyem ..Lingkaran itu 0 <-- clue-nya bikin gampang bgt ditebak /cc: @jover_loint NOTE: sumpah ini kali pertama gw :) 12:46am NOTE = 1 <-- got it?? ; GOT IT = 1 ; gee!! it tricks me at first XD 12:51am mas @Byusyem punya 796 follower itu sama dengan dia punya 2 follower. dan following 361 orang, itu sama dengan dia cuman follow 1 orang XD 12:53am :)))) RT @jover_loint auk ah gelap. *pura2 ga baca mention*

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12:56am @jover_loint gara2 ngisep jisamsu dari idung kali yak?? :)))) 01:00am :))) timeline jd brasa tiba2 seru! pdhl cuman liat tweet2nya @jover_loint ..SUPER DUPER HIGHLY RECOMMENDED #FF bentar.. masih jumat kan? 01:03am oh no!! did my previous tweet sounds more gay than just an #FF??? *kumat deh* :)) 01:08am @jover_loint :)) no worries.. gw 'sehat' kok.. *denial adalah awal dari krisis identitas* hahahahahaha 01:19am thank you timeline.. you're making up my night :) *hats off* 08:05am Selamat morning good people :) pertanyaan pertama yg ada dikepala, akankah nominal di atm gw bertambah?? 08:06am Silahkan kirim jawabannya ke REG Bayu Ganteng kirim ke 7575 01:23pm Emaaaaaaak! Hayang mobil anyar!!! *dipecat jd anak* 01:25pm tiap liat mesin atm bawaannya jd takut.. takut gak ada isinya XD 01:51pm wondering, itu org yg di dalem mobil yg pake sirine gak pusing apa? gw aja yg denger cuman selewat udh empet! 10:52pm Yahoo! mail itu layanan email PALING PICIK!! dy gak bisa kirim ke email lain dooonk!??? 11:44pm @dpermata CEK EMAIL! :)

Sun Jun 12 12:39am @dpermata knp jaw? is anything ok? tell me.. :( 12:46am RT @YUCKYBOT Women who start dating women because they're "sick of men" always return to dating men because now they understand them.

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12:51am ACCIO @iheartch0c!!!! :(( 09:09am @iheartch0c kmu dh nyampe mana? 06:28pm Heeeggggh!! ..hhhh! heeeehhhhh.. HEEGGGGGHHHH! http://4sq.com/LagiBoker

Mon Jun 13 10:57am #epicfacts #62 heart attacks are more likely to happen on monday. /via: @sonyasoraya 10:58am ohh, jd Hari Senin itu jg jd salah satu penyebab kematian? klo dibandingkan dgn rokok lbh bahaya mana? dgn alkohol?? dibandingkan dgn ganja? 11:03am so after this KIA (Killed In Action) there's also KIM (Killed In Monday) 12:17pm @metrotwitapp i still can't use my custom j.mp API Key :( 12:24pm no "dislike" button? WTF!? :)) RT @konjojojo RT @ribosa: If Facebook and Twitter were Real Life http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=aDycZH0CA4I 12:28pm it's adorable how you ONLY 'RT' compliments people give you so that all of your followers can see how insecure you are. /via: @DumbNOTDeaf 12:38pm RT @katarangga Video: Donate 1 gram of food for each character you decrease with this URL shortener. Brilliant ~ http:// youtu.be/ZYN67ebyV6Q 12:48pm Geeks are Sexy: "Sexy Star Wars Swimsuit" edition ~ http:// virou.gr/kXfbzp SEXY!! *drolling* 03:07pm SNL "Beyonce - Single ladies with Justin Timberlake" ~ http:// youtu.be/aIgSFz5wRMg HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :))))

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06:34pm oh.. jd kiranya menuntut apa yang menjadi hak kita adalah sesuatu yang tidak diperbolehkan. (UU Republik Perbudakan Pasal 9:2) #nomention

Tue Jun 14 01:15am @jover_loint @Byusyem sial! :)) suer gw lgsg ngeh pas clue-nya ditwit!!!! grrrrrrrrrr... :))) 01:24am @jover_loint @Byusyem oh well, ok! film travelling paling keren itu "Due Date" :D 02:21am i even procrastinate tweeting.. 12:33pm the heck is wrong with this world? http://twitpic.com/5bbd8u / via: @konjojojo @jover_loint 12:51pm so there's this little secret about @iheartch0c, she's made out of cotton! THAT'S why i always feel comfortable everytime she's around XD 02:17pm wearing condoms is like pressing the "F8" button on the startup and select the "Safe Mode". 02:28pm wearing condom makes you look MORE 'normal' ..since gay and lesbians don't use one. 02:36pm Please don't use your teeth while doing ANY kind of 'Blow'-ing business. ~ http://twitpic.com/5bcqlc 04:21pm i find it hard to fap to this RT @konjojojo WTF! *ngakak guling guling* http://youtu.be/_v8uqIZ5ccA 04:27pm emg bisa nulis pake tangan kanan? bukannya kidal? RT @saparamita ahh beneran jelek banget, ga bs bedain tulisan tangan kanan dan kiri..

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04:37pm @konjojojo sama anehnya kyk ini~ http://youtu.be/WQOaOdJLiw | atw ini ~ http://youtu.be/FavUpD_IjVY | dan ini ~ http:// youtu.be/NhnYipRAp3M 04:39pm @konjojojo yg dan terakhir yg paling aneh :)) #cyriak 04:42pm NGWNTOOOOTTT :)))))))))))) RT @konjojojo @jenderalcilik anehan mana sama yang ini? http://youtu.be/ f5Pjo0WjBcs :)) 04:45pm 0:21 - 0:30 is the most EPIC moment! :))))) RT @konjojojo anehan mana sama yang ini? http://youtu.be/f5Pjo0WjBcs :)) 11:57pm come see me eat nipples! :))))))))) RT @konjojojo @jenderalcilik ada lagi bay, sumpah ngakak tujuh turunan! http:// youtu.be/bLpROhIg9eA 11:58pm kitty.. kitty.. GOD DAMN! SHE'S GOING TOO FAST.. AAAAAAAHHHH! :)))))) RT @konjojojo sumpah ngakak tujuh turunan! http://youtu.be/bLpROhIg9eA

Wed Jun 15 12:00am anjrit rahang gw keseleo! :)))))))))) @konjojojo koplooooooookkkkkk :))))))))) 12:07am @pandji R2 army kyk gini om panji? ~ http://virou.gr/ kXfbzp :D hehehe 03:06am "po deszczu" means "after the rain" in Polish. 12:52pm @dpermata @christyoey eh? di gw jg gak ada! itu entah di PC gw yg mana.. :( 12:53pm @iheartch0c @adi_tea tenang aja.. udh kebuktian ma gw, gw gak pernah cacingan kok di! :))) 01:01pm two down, ONE to go!! ~ http://twitpic.com/5brjke

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01:09pm @iheartch0c itu namanya sexy *smirk* 06:25pm mind = FUCKED! 0.o' ~ http://youtu.be/ocUDELuHtLQ 06:44pm @dpermata loh? bukannya itu udh vintage? cuman gw ksi efek 'light leaks' ;p 06:52pm garut enggak tuh! *siul2.. RT @dpermata Lha @PitaRatna jg mati? Masal dr jogja smpe bdg? RT @chitrarinjani: Ini lg matilampu masal ya?? 06:59pm @PitaRatna ah! gmn sih beib!? cb di-tes Pancasila! kmu msi warga negara Indonesia kan? klo warga negara Indonesia g mungkin g tau Garut! :p 07:04pm @dpermata cek lagi emailnya :D 07:12pm ibu @dpermata rupanya terobsesi sama kakinya sendiri. dia pikir kaki dia seksi apa?? :)) 07:16pm Durian Split? #juduldangdutenggres /cc: @konjojojo @JennyJusuf 07:20pm Bathing Soap Love (Cinta Sabun Mandi) ~ "Kujual baju celanaaa.. itu semua demi nyai.." #juduldangdutenggres @konjojojo @JennyJusuf 07:24pm tega ih! :)) RT @dpermata HAHAHA RT @chitrarinjani: RT @fridragon: I wish you're good there.. Take care yah.. « PRET!! 07:29pm @dpermata ngapain gw penasaran ama cowoknya? gw msi cukup 'sehat' untuk memilih lebih penasaran ama elu! :)) 07:35pm ahh mainnya aduan nih :( 07:40pm HUAHAHAHAHAHAHA @chitrarinjani ini bisa aja deh ih! *colek2 genit 07:41pm @konjojojo coba tolong agar @chitrarinjani dikasi tau :)) / @dpermata @fridragon

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07:47pm timeline lg hangat ama gosip! SERU!! jangan dihentikan!!! LANJUUUUTTTTT *brb beli rokok* :)) 08:00pm duh.. padahal si biang gosip pengen ke garut.. sayang ketauan ama sang pacar :( 08:03pm hanjeeeeeeng! Anda lebih ganas dr Venny Rose rupanya wahai biang gosip :))) 08:08pm different girls are interesting for different reasons, and you're interesting for a very specific reason wahai biang gosip! *kedip-kedip* 08:09pm twit barusan ada calon digorok sama @iheartch0c 08:13pm ada dua kubu lg berperang, gw malah ngelempar pick-up line. dasar murah kau bay!! :))) 08:17pm what kencan!?!? *pengsan* 08:19pm *murahan mode ON!* ahahahaaaayyyyyy :D 08:20pm @iheartch0c tlp byu atuh.. 08:24pm seandainya ada Uya Kuya, gw bingung deh ntar mau ngomong apa pas dihipnotis.. sebenernya lu maunya yg mana sih baaaay?? *lupa punya pacar* 08:31pm seneng deh ih timeline mlm ini! *peluk monitor* 08:33pm apa ini dampak dari gerhana bulan? jd semua orang lebih menyenangkan?? GERHANA BULAN tolong datang tiap malam! *berubah jd Tuxedo Bertopeng* 08:37pm HUAHAHAHAHAHA RT @chitrarinjani Iiih ada yg nyangka eke becanda...emang eke suleee 09:18pm gone AFK! sampai jumpa timeline :) 09:28pm thank you timeline :) ..tonight's tweets are delightfully presented by @dpermata and @chitrarinjani *hats off* 10:26pm yahhh.. kok sepi? udahan ya?? pdhl i'm about to start to find a way how to masturbate to the timeline tonight :( 43

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11:27pm RT @konjojojo Malam ini akan kuselipkan rindu di sela ketiak-mu. Sehingga nanti akan banyak tawa di bunga tidur-mu 11:29pm when life give you melons ..wait! it's lemon. #QuoteGagal 11:45pm so, a Lunar Eclipse tonight eh? does it means i can masturbate right now? 11:47pm "I HATE LUNAR ECLIPSE!!!!" - #TeamJacob

Thu Jun 16 12:46pm Running a @QuickPull on @iheartch0c's #BlackBerry. Upgrading things, or the worst part is some App might be crashing!? (" `з´ )_,/"(>_<'!) 03:50pm .@pipis @babysmurf Pecinta sesama jenis. Uruguay (baca: u are a gay) 04:16pm The future ain’t what it used to be. I don’t see a flying car anywhere on this chart! ~ http://twitpic.com/5c96ze

Fri Jun 17 01:50am "Make Love NOT War" ~http://twitpic.com/5cg1xj an amazing shot of a couple making out in the middle of last night Vancouver riots 01:53am that's one KICK-ASS photographer!! >:) 12:37pm hmm! gw sedikit berbau manusia :) 10:25pm *intip timeline* ....... *kabur lagi*

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Sun Jun 19 01:25pm *lirik replies* hm.. gak ada yg kangen ma gw rupanya. gak di dunia nyata, gak di dunia maya.. *mojok* *nyalain lagu The Cure* FOREVER ALONE! 01:37pm what is worse than a broken heart? broke. what's worse than being broke? to be completely broke AND broken hearted. thank you, YOU. 01:39pm wait, is it sounds a bit gay to be broken hearted? well i'm a gay then. 08:25pm my dad knows how to provoke a smile, pgn nonton film pake sub Indonesia, tp krn htpc-nya baru alhasil semua sistem jd berbahasa Rusia :)) 08:28pm jd gini, gw nginstall program baru buat htpc, dan gw baru ngajarin si babeh sedikit buat donlod subtitel Indo. direct dr program tsb.. 08:29pm ..singkat cerita, kemarin gw away from home, si babeh kyknya pgn nonton, trus nyobain pake program baru ini. tapi lupa gmn cara donlod subs 08:30pm akhirnya mungkin dia ber-eksperimen. dan VOILA! bukannya nemu subtitel Indo, yg ada malah semua interface program jd berbahasa Rusia :)) 08:33pm gak kebayang gmn panik-nya si babeh pas brusaha ngebalikin semuanya jd default english, dan akhirnya brsn dia bikin pengakuan ke gw :))))

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Mon Jun 20 12:35am what's the point of tweeting when the one you hope the most reading all of your tweets is not following you? 12:37am "Ber-tweeting Sebelah Tangan" #KamusBesarBahasaTwitter 12:45am since you tweeted most all of your feeling, un-following sounds a bit more like 'breaking up'. so who's breaking up with me? 12:25pm "korelasi antara beban pikiran dan jumlah ketombe di kepala itu berbanding lurus." -- dr. Jenderalcilik 12:31pm "Begitu pula dengan korelasi antara beban pikiran dan intensitas bermasturbasi, sama-sama berbanding lurus." -- dr. Jenderalcilik 12:32pm i can even 'fap-ing' while tweeting. #FapFapFapFapFapFapFap 01:34pm it's not the beers makes you look twice hotter than ever, it is just because i was too drunk to "do it" by myself. 02:01pm "Tingkat kepedulian Anda terhadap pasangan dapat dilihat dari seberapa sering Anda mencukur rambut ..disekitar penis Anda." 02:02pm you don't want to make your partner choked with some weird stuffs right? 02:04pm unless you love to play 'hide and seek' between the bushes with your partner, you can let it grow like an Amazon Forest. 04:13pm digodain bencong disalon.. | bencong: "eh si Aa ditandain (liat tattoo gw), iya A skrg mah bnyk orang ilang, jd musti ditandain." | gw: -.04:20pm tiap potong rambut selalu dilema, pengen dibotakin biar sesuai dgn selera @dpermata ;p 05:36pm ! RT @HerMaeness So what if I'm not "married" or "sane" or "employed" or "symmetrical"

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05:39pm Dear Twitter, It's been 4 years and 989,903,902,902,109 typos from your users. How about a fucking 'edit' button?! 05:47pm wondering kenapa tiap jam segini acara di TV sama semua? 05:48pm ..itu namanya Adzan Maghrib bay. *nanya sendiri, jawab sendiri* *ciri-ciri mulai gila* 05:54pm RT @jover_loint "hidup itu kaya diperkosa, klo ga bs ngelawan ya nikmatin aja." -okky (27 thn, karyawan swasta). 08:28pm here's for the official http://www.struckthefilm.com RT @lunaticedric Another short movie that is worth an awww ♥ → http:// j.mp/jm5LXy 08:36pm you are what you eat. but if you eat your shit, it's INFINITE POWER!! ~ http://twitpic.com/5ean2i :))) 08:39pm @lunaticedric bukan, itu kyknya dia donlod trus upload ulang. makanya gak bisa nonton di HD resolution. yutub.. biasa itu mah :) 08:45pm BELIAU RT @kdri *Yg bs tebak IQ nya diatas rata2.. ;) ~ http://fb.me/IKZ21ZCJ 08:47pm shit i'm good at puzzles 09:06pm Polaroid Enthusiast ONLY. NO INSTAGRAM allowed! ~ http://j.mp/lfLINh #PolaroidWeek2011 09:15pm RT @Dothegreenthing Unplug your friends http://j.mp/jnuzlH very nice reminder for you + your friends to have some digital down time #plugout 09:29pm The Brick Thief: A LEGO Short Film ~ http://youtu.be/ gC0vb9XDz38?hd=1 09:37pm RT @metrotwitapp Released small MetroTwit update to fix some issues with streaming & authentication http://j.mp/lGV1jy 09:41pm @HantuSTATISTIKA anda yg jadi hantu statistika, bukan saya. seharusnya anda yang lebih tau :D 47

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09:47pm @sonyasoraya ten2five / Colbie Cailat / Maroon 5 ?? 09:54pm @sonyasoraya cocok! nampaknya beneran sedang ada konspirasi (quoting your tweet). kemaren gw baru donlod tu lagu bwt playlist di mobil :))) 10:02pm dear kecoak, ruangan ini terlalu besar untuk ukuran tubuhmu yg mungil itu. TAPI KENAPA KAU MEMILIH UNTUK BERJALAN DIDEKATKU HAH!?!??? 10:03pm gw gak takut serangga, apalagi kecoak. hanya merasa terintimidasi aja. 10:06pm aura kecoak itu lebih dahsyat daripada Mario Teguh. 10:09pm eh tapi kecoak itu klo diusir malah makin ngedeketin! RT @konjojojo jenderalcilik situ belum mandi mungkin. X)) 10:17pm masuk akal RT @nengtrya Dia makin deket krn mau cium tangan,pamitan 10:33pm no one knows if you're a breakdancing gorrila RT @smartstoners http://youtu.be/VNKyG4C2VlA (RE: @jover_loint typing dog) 10:40pm HOLLY MOTHER!??? RIP Ryan Dunn ~http://j.mp/ikQ3JE man! i love this guy :((( 10:44pm seconds ago i was laughing watching a break dancing gorrila, now the news is really breaking my hearts :(( rest in peace Dunn. 10:52pm Rest In Peace Dunn, thank you for making me laugh :') ..goooshhh he's my most fav Jackass dude! *seriusan sedih ini mah* 11:19pm RT @pramgil This could be ambivalent while we watching Jackass at this moment. The movie may make us cry instead of laughing out loud :(

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Tue Jun 21 10:37am selamat pagi followers! yg gak follow gak selamat. 02:18pm pura-pura gak baca /cc: @dpermata 02:34pm since everyone using a smartphone my smart-ass phone become useless. what happens in BBM STAYS in BBM! 04:06pm timeline is quite devastating these day. 04:07pm or maybe that i'm following the wrong persons. 04:35pm @jover_loint @elische *baca bio* ... *klik follow* :) 04:41pm cute avatar plus nice twitter id will do, but protecting your account turns yourself into a BIG no no. 04:45pm SO BE IT!! >:) 06:58pm RT @sonyasoraya Turut berduka cita sama pemakai twitter baru yang ngobrolnya pake retweet bukan pake reply. Yg ngajarin siapa sih? #ctaaar! 07:01pm @jover_loint punya account last.fm om hadi? check mine ;) ~ http://www.last.fm/user/jenderalcilik (re: berbagi kompilasi lagu) 07:09pm @_zwitter_ hd external jeung dus monitor geus di si aa okeh 07:34pm since we can gossip-ing without even mentioning. why in the world did you guys still use RT's in every convs?? *menatap nanar* 08:01pm @dpermata @chitrarinjani :))) capek! 08:11pm @dpermata @chitrarinjani gw gak cocok jd seleb, jd gak ada yg bisa digosipin :)) 08:18pm TwitLonger is like INCEPTION. "We Need To Go Deeper!" 08:30pm peoples love to fuck with me, and nothing i could do about it. but when i start messing around, even just a bit, they start raging to me. 08:33pm thank you, hypocrites. 08:39pm @iheartch0c since when you love mango?

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09:00pm @dpermata don't start jaw!!! ..udh jalan tiga bulan sih sebenernya :))) 09:02pm did you know that ONLY female mosquitoes suck blood? isn't it obvious??

Wed Jun 22 01:41am Lomography La Sardina, An Analog Camera Styled After a Sardine Can http://bit.ly/lnWFWb 02:09am WOW! o_0 ~ http://youtu.be/Rh-6owRbFvQ "Thousands of blinking LED lights were dropped from an helicoper over the Bonnaroo music festival" 10:33am Jakarta ulang tahun? terus udah sedingin Garut belum? 10:51am +fav or starred your own tweets is simply just like saying "i love you!" to your own hand after masturbating. 11:30am Roger Ebert is a PURE CRITICS MACHINE. he's not even a human! he's even criticize someone's death. what a douche. 02:29pm @pemirsa di deviantArt sama di pixeljoint ada yg bikin collab dan lebih gede dr itu. tp kerennn! :D 02:52pm @konjojojo ini atuh ~ http://vimeo.com/18723779 Short Movie tapi :D 03:21pm tingkat kegantengan personil SM*SH dapat dilihat dari posisi berdiri masing-masing personil di iklan Sosis So Nice. 03:36pm nonton drama korea "You Are My Destiny" dulu di Indosiar, Yoona!!! ohhh... unyu-mu keterlaluan! ƪ(°͡▿▿▿°ƪ)͡ 03:56pm OOONYOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! ƪ(°͡▿▿▿▿°ƪ)͡ 04:39pm @_zwitter_ donlod ieu lah wad! ~ http://j.mp/lEHCoU

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06:45pm @sonyasoraya sayangnya fake cumi, the woman is wearing a mic ;p (re: fairy tale) 06:47pm :)) RT @putrianza Gw: pgn plg tp gada yg jemput | Ami: ywdh telfon ambulans gratis, enak dianter plg bs smbl bobo.. *what ɑ brilliant idea* 06:49pm HEH @putrianza! mana temenmu yg namanya Ami itu!??? gw follow siah! 07:33pm @dpermata kita bikin aja gmn? #eh 07:46pm @putrianza @monksi udh dipolow! silahkan menggila di timeline sayah! bebas da.. :)) 07:48pm @_zwitter_ otw tkp (Oke Tungguan Weh Tepi Ka Paeh)! :)) 07:51pm @konjojojo pake idm gak bisa? hmm.. 07:52pm @dpermata dites aja dulu! :))) 07:54pm http://youtu.be/Rh-6owRbFvQ "Thousands of blinking LED lights dropped from a helicopter over the Bonnaroo music festival" /cc: @iheartch0c 07:56pm gowes malem2 masuk angin gak ya? Garut dingin gitu loooh! 10:08pm klo bahasa halusnya sih istilahnya itu 'diberdayakan' :) 10:10pm @konjojojo pake idm 6.06 build 7. ada di kaskus ~ http://j.mp/ m4ucqP 10:31pm @jover_loint @TMMY_M diasumsikan sudah biasa menggunakan torrent. The Addams Family (1991) download link ~ http://j.mp/iyouzh ;) 10:35pm @jover_loint @TMMY_M oops! sorry gak dicek dulu, yg tadi itu suaranya jelek. coba yg ini ~ http://j.mp/lDuPNE "The Addams Family (1991)" 10:45pm liat trailernya The Addams Family, hmm.. gw donlod juga aaaah! :D /cc: @jover_loint @TMMY_M 51

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Thu Jun 23 12:39am RT @MTVGeek One lucky follower can get SCOTT PILGRIM toys and comic set! #MTVGeek RT to enter! Rules: http:// t.co/2NjVPQQ 12:53am @TMMY_M shit the giveaway is for US only! grrrr!!! i want those Scott Pilgrim figures! 01:00am i love this "Paul" movie, so much!! 01:03am talking about aliens, i got this faved tweets tweeted back a month ago by @asyerabella enjoy! :) 01:03am RT @asyerabella U think artists cannot be normal??? We do! We dress normally just like all u guys thought aliens do! #paintmyfacegreen 02:53am @TMMY_M O'Malley sure knows how to treat his fans, the figures really are looks ravish.. wait! what's ravishing? 02:07pm /cc: @iheartch0c RT @saparamita nyuminyumi pancake! (@ maplesnuggles) http://4sq.com/lc5HjD 02:12pm calling all Pomplamoose fans!! ~ http://youtu.be/Ty9Smrs67s8 "Hey it's Pomplamoose!" 31 mins of Pomplagasm! XD /cc: @iheartch0c 02:21pm @TMMY_M hmm.. jangankan action figure, komiknya aja susah dicari. konon katanya ada di Aksara, belum ngetes sih ;p 02:27pm @TMMY_M klo komik digital-nya gw udh punya lengkap, gw ngikutin dr Vol.3. but call me old fashioned, sentuhan fisik lebih 'ravishing'? :D 02:28pm @TMMY_M gak ana yg non-torrent. lagian klo download segede itu trus bukan torrent kemungkinan 'failed'-nya gede. jd lebih aman pake torrent.

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02:30pm @TMMY_M klo gak biasa pake torrent, i'll explain you stepby-step tuts ;) 1. download utorrent first ~ http://www.utorrent.com/ 02:32pm @TMMY_M trus masuk ke link yg td mlm, ( http://j.mp/ lDuPNE ), trus ada link "Download This Torrent" click it, and "Open With uTorrent". 02:34pm @TMMY_M voila! tinggal tunggu deh, klo kmptr/laptop dimatiin, bs dilanjutin lg besok. gak bakalan kpotong atw gagal atau ngulang donlod ;) 02:42pm haters are going to hate, and bitches are not actually a bitch, their vagina just got some commitment issues. >:) 02:59pm see? RIM is done! it's the time for WP7!! eh? :p 03:02pm videos, articles, feeds are just a kickstarter. comments are the engine! 03:03pm makanya klo baca artikel atw video di yutub, gw suka baca komennya dulu, klo seru kyknya artikel/video layak baca/tonton :D 05:20pm dih @TelkomSpeedyID kayak tai anjing! BLAH.. 05:25pm iseng searching mention ke @TelkomSpeedyID isinya cacian semua :))) heran, betah banget adminnya? gak nyoba buat dibenerin apa service-nya? 09:36pm seriously, there's one thing more addictive than marijuana. And it's called Coffee. 09:37pm "Coffee: The Greatest Addiction Ever" ~ http://youtu.be/ OTVE5iPMKLg <-- WAJIB TONTON! 09:49pm "For every kilogram of mass you have you need to drink one latte to get a visit from The Grim Reaper." ~ http://youtu.be/ OTVE5iPMKLg 09:58pm aha! :))) RT @yoyoha: “Hey Evolution, what the fuck?” – Platypus http://twitpic.com/5fo5uf 53

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10:34pm @PitaRatna kata siapa? xixixixixixixi XD 10:38pm "Lytro light field camera allows users to select focal point after snapping photo." ~ http://j.mp/kwMfNm Blasphemy! this is a witchcraft!!

Fri Jun 24 12:22pm wikend ini PRJ masih rame gak ya? klo msi rame berarti Bandung sepi! :)) 01:44pm @TMMY_M LOL! coba "Bandwith Allocation"-nya dibikin high pake cara ini ~ http://twitpic.com/5fzqk9 09:11pm @dpermata @iheartch0c Ya? Ada apa? (re: cowok bersuara lembut) 09:12pm @_zwitter_ Sucker Punch apa kabar? 09:15pm @chitrarinjani grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... 09:20pm WOW! 15seconds of EPICNESS!! ~ http://youtu.be/nfdxoDm_ow "Hang On Woody!" /cc: @pemirsa

Sat Jun 25 12:54am @_zwitter_ CAU!! hahaha buruan donglod!

Sun Jun 26 02:03am RT @iheartch0c: I'm nobody and no have right to judge anyone anyhow. So try to live our life in our own way. Pisss :p 02:04am @Byusyem @konjojojo @pramgil @jover_loint ditonton entar yaa.. internetnya lg super ngaco :))

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10:50am Gak punya BB sama gak punya FB gmn donk? RT @JMarbun: jenderalcilik RT @MentionKe: #MentionKe tmn lo yg hpnya jadul buat bnyk2 vote.. 10:53am Gak punya FB itu sama kyk klo ditawarin rokok trus bilang.. "Sori gw udh berhenti ngerokok" damn i'm cool! :p 10:58am Liat di tipi banyak artis di TransStudio Bandung pada maenin wahana, hmmmm.. itu mereka ikut ngantri gak ya? 11:40am Oia ya, VIP itu GAK SAMA dengan kita. RT @dpermata: jenderalcilik engga lah! Kan ada vip line. Jd ga pake antri 05:57pm Running a @QuickPull on @iheartch0c's #BlackBerry. Upgrading things, or the worst part is some App might be crashing!? (" `з´ )_,/"(>_<'!)

Mon Jun 27 02:47pm maybe this is the best ice cream in the world ~ http:// www.stoyn.com/ 03:35pm this is why geeks are sexy ~ http://twitpic.com/5hkaee "Alice and Bob" the comic-strip *Aaaawwwww* XD

Wed Jun 29 12:06am mas/mbak @TelkomSpeedyID, speedy lg kenapa ya? Udh hampir 2 minggu internetnya mati2 mulu? Kmarin udh ada yg dateng, bilangnya gak knp2.. 12:07am .@TelkomSpeedyID klo gak kenapa2 mustinya hari ini saya bisa internetan. Tapi buktinya ini mati lagi. Tolong ditindaklanjuti. 03:28am Tuhan bersama mereka yg nonton screening premiere Transformer 3: Dark of The Moon hari ini di USA :( 55

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03:32am shut up! and eat THE AWESOMENESS of Transformers: Dark of The Moon :( 10:45pm jd gini ceritanya, dulu gw ama @ryotedjo ngeliat ada org lg foto2 bwt pre-wed di braga. trus ada asistennya bawa2 screen warna silver.. 10:46pm ..krn gw amatiran, gw gak tau itu screen buat apa. akhirnya terjadilah perdebatan sok tau antara gw sama @ryotedjo.. 10:47pm ..kita berspekulasi macem2 ttg screen itu. pertama dikiranya bisa nyala jd kyk flash gt deh.. 10:48pm ..namun akhirnya kita sepakat, klo screen itu adalah buat jd reflektor sinar matahari, krn itu yg paling logis. 10:49pm nyampe di kosan, mulailah eksperimen2 gak penting untuk membuktikan dan memcoba membuat reflektor sendiri dgn menggunakan kertas A4. 10:51pm ..dan ujung2nya malah terciptalah sebuah studio kecil dr A4 yg dibikin berbentuk mirip kubus! :D 10:53pm cerita barusan adalah latar belakang dr "studio mini" a la Mac Gyver berikut ~ http://twitpic.com/5in9bh 10:56pm p.s. Alumunium foil bekas bungkus rokok itu ceritanya "difuser" biar cahaya neon gak direct ke objek :p 11:05pm jd cuman butuh bekas bungkus rokok sama kalender bekas buat bikin foto produk a la majalah fashion kyk gini ~ http:// twitpic.com/5inehn ;)

Thu Jun 30 02:41am jadi yahh di baleendah ini ada ayam stress. tiap jam segini doi selalu berkokok.

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02:43am Aha! atw mungkin ni ayam dulunya diimpor dr negara dgn timezone 2 jam lebih cepat dr Waktu Indonesia Bagian Baleendah. 04:34am aneh aing mah! klo bikin apapun buat @iheartch0c pasti jadinya bagus muluk.. pdhl bayarannya cmn dibikinin indomie *plus cium dikit XD 10:31am .@ismanhs and the next fortune cookie says "..report previous fortune cookie as a SPAM." 11:30am english lessons. Question Time: klo "good" noun-nya jd "goods" klo "delicate" itu jadi "delicates" bener gak? :p 12:17pm FUCKING INCEPTION! ~ http://twitpic.com/5iwtai "We need to go deeper!" #fortunecookie /cc: @ismanhs 01:10pm @iheartch0c check @flutterified :) 08:09pm si derek ini bertato tapi kok cemen yak? hihihihihi *korban BigBro 08:14pm wondering, di kamar mandi BigBro ditaro kamera gak ya? then how do they masturbate? :/

Fri Jul 01 12:56am dear @saparamita, please watch this video ~ http://youtu.be/ Drm9j83zrwo "Husky Dance" ..and laugh! thank you :) 01:06am RT @MTVGeek: We're giving one follower a set of #TRANSFORMERS: DARK OF THE MOON toys! #MTVGeek RT to enter! http://bit.ly/kslRzo 12:36pm gw heran, barusan itu jumatan atw kontes lama2an nahan boker ya? ayatnya panjang2 bener. ini jumatan terlama yg pernah gw rasain

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Sat Jul 02 09:21pm jd ceritanya mau soft launching fashion line-nya @iheartch0c. you may please follow @flutterified :) 09:24pm Oh! And you can check @flutterified's collection here ~ http:// j.mp/iUtjN3 :)

Sun Jul 03 02:21am ini uangnya silahkan pergi #fourwordsaftersex 02:23am kembalian dua puluh ribu #fourwordsaftersex 02:27am dompet gue jangan dibawa #fourwordsaftersex 02:30am bentar, update status dulu. #fourwordsaftersex 02:36am my ex is better #fourwordsaftersex 02:38am Fuck! You were asleep?? #fourwordsaftersex

Mon Jul 04 01:31am bad days gives you a good brain. serius siah, saat-saat depresi otak gw terkadang berasa jauh lebih canggih :/ 01:31pm don't hit it too hard ~ http://chzb.gr/jJdpA5 <-- and that's not even marijuana! /cc: @jover_loint 07:32pm this @TelkomSpeedyID is seriously a BITCH! masa password modem dirubah sama teknisi yg kemarin dtg ke rumah?? Ini udh keterlaluan! 07:33pm Ok, jd gini ceritanya. Beberapa minggu ini koneksi @TelkomSpeedyID lg beneran lelet, trus kemarin2 ada teknisi dtg ke rumah..

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07:34pm ..nahh setelah entah diapain, si teknisi @TelkomSpeedyID ini bilang semuanya udh ok, gak ada apa2. Tp ternyata koneksi down lagi.. 07:36pm .. td siang gw pgn ngecek status SNR margin, line attenation dll di modem, gw pas mau login ke setting modem kok gak bisa? @TelkomSpeedyID 07:38pm ..gw gak bisa masuk ke setting modem dgn id: admin - pass: admin <-- standar default pabrik, sepertinya dirubah ama teknisi @TelkomSpeedyID 07:40pm ..so, dengan ini gw menyatakan akan BERHENTI berlangganan @TelkomSpeedyID. FUCK YOU!

Tue Jul 05 12:39am kadang gw pengen orang2 ngelihat apa yg gw lihat lewat katakatanya @deelestari :') *berkaca-kaca* 12:40am oh wait, not her tweets. i'm reading @deelestari's "Madre" :) 12:45am pelajaran malam ini: dilarang baca buku+twitteran+merokok sambil tiduran, lebih tepatnya lagi dilarang merokok sambil tiduran! 12:47am Kenapa? Karena kalau bara rokok jatuh ke leher itu sakit + BODOH! :)) 01:02am Analogi cinta Dewi Lestari ini universal, kdg absurd seperti di cerita Semangkok Acar. Tapi tetep masuk akal, gak kyk analoginya Katy Perry 01:03am Your love is supersonic?? Extraterrestrial?? What the fuck? :p 01:06am Vklip olafur arnalds yg ljosio MESMERIZING! XD RT @jover_loint: olafur arnalds, eulogy for evolution the album is #nowplaying

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01:10am if you think i change so that you're not comfy anymore to talk to me. think again, it's you're the one who changes. 02:23am roti, guruji, acar bawang, septic tank, ikan lele what the..?? now i'm going to sleep with a smile, thank you @deelestari *standing ovation* 10:14pm @_zwitter_ ndak, disimpen dina hp. hpna ayeuna geus bubuk 10:17pm siapa bilang hidup itu susah? lebih susah lagi dapetin perhatian kamu. *duduk dipojokan sambil nyilet2in tangan*

Wed Jul 06 12:08am why @TelkomSpeedyID?? WHY??? why are you love being a bitch!?? there are THOUSAND reasons to be a good person, and you pick to be a bitch?? 12:12am well, you deserve every curses in the world then. Mudah2an Tuhan mendengar jeritan kata hati mereka yg kau lukai wahai @TelkomSpeedyID. 12:16am @elisakuswari skip the ballads, try The Cure instead. Yea, I know. It doesn't like what it sounds. 12:37am i am a kind of those old-stuff-lover-guy, but dealing with Pentium 4 is seriously a bitch. it took over than 18hrs just to install an OS. 12:46am @jover_loint lebih malah kyknya, pokoknya hampir 3 hari ini gw berupaya untuk menghidupkan kembali pc om gw yg hampir mati. 12:47am @jover_loint mau nolak gak enak. Minta ditambah speknya cmn ngasi 300rb, itu cukup bwt beli ram 1gb *elus dada* 12:51am "A good woman is the one who can lead her man to his sanity." --jenderalcilik thank God I have @iheartch0c :)

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12:54am Oia bentar lagi puasa ya? Hmm.. Gw prediksikan dalam waktu dekat ini istilah "Closing Party" akan ramai dibicarakan. 12:57am well, you know i'm not that kind of religious person. but "Closing Party"??? what the fuck!? THAT'S the most PATHETIC party i've ever heard 01:08am @jover_loint Rose Byrne, Jay Baruchel? Wow! +faved! i'll download it right away after i got a decent internet connection :D 01:12am while a go i call this guy "a guy who sing Katy Perry's songs perfectly" and now i knw him as Boyce Avenue. And they're coming to Indonesia? 01:15am just saw the ads on tv and i recognize the voice. so i googled who's this boyce avenue. and as i expected, yes i knew this guy on YouTube. 01:18am and this Boyce Avenue is the one who wear off the guilt singing Katy Perry's songs out loud since i was a guy. 01:28am i keep saying "this'll going to be the last time i push the 'refresh' button and go to sleep!" twenty pushes ago.. 01:32am @adi_tea wow! I knew it! I know you're "The One" the choosen one who will stop these bullying cultures! *sembah sujud hamba* 01:36am may The Force be with you, son. ..hhsssshhhh hooHHsSHHHHH.. *efek suara Darth Vader /re: @adi_tea 10:14am @anggaps klo "gw-kamu"? coz that's what i do. gw g mau terdengar sok kiyut dgn menyebut "aku" tp pgn sopan dgn manggil "kamu" :p 10:20am nyolong hashtag #lovemarketing -nya @anggaps ah :D 10:24am what is lame to me, calling your love one as "ayank" "iiank" "ay" "beib" "bebeb" ..too stereotype, no offense. :p #lovemarketing

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10:29am ..ah! dan panggilan sayang "ndut" is the lamest thing i ever heard. gmn caranya manggil org yg lu sayangin dgn hinaan? #lovemarketing 10:31am untuk itu gw manggil orang yg gw sayang dgn "love". sama seperti bangsawan Inggris manggil orang yg mereka hormati sekaligus sayangi :) 08:40pm @iheartch0c love, ym byu disuspend lewat live aja ok? 08:41pm @sonyasoraya wow! ada RT dr kmu :p thankyou cumi ;) 08:53pm ready for twitting-frenzy guys? *smug* 09:00pm gatel pengen shaving kumis tp lg pengen punya facial hair.. hmmmmmm.. dilemma 09:20pm huwaaaaaaaa! LUCUUUUUUUUUUU!!! ~ http://j.mp/ ovaj1e XD mauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!! /cc: @iheartch0c

Thu Jul 07 12:49am geeks are.. ffffuuckhhiinghh sexyhh.... hhhh..... ~ http:// twitpic.com/5m514c #fapfapfapfapfapfap 12:44pm @vitoliplop pak supir ready! :D 12:51pm @bayuqkux @vitoliplop masa supir nyupirin supir? :))

Fri Jul 08 12:32pm *langsung pose* **lagi berasa ganteng** :))) RT @iheartch0c Buat yg ganteng karena air wudhu, selamat jumatan @jenderalcilik 12:33pm semenjak saya tidak memakan nasi, saya makan indomie setiap hari dari orok. ini ceritaku. apa ceritamu? /cc: @saparamita 12:36pm iya jg ya.. klo ada riset mengenai fans berat Indomie kyknya gw bakal jd juaranya.. :/ 62

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12:40pm nonton indomie itu paling pas sambil makan indosiar. ini ceritaku. apa ceritamu? 12:57pm i wasn't looking at your boobs, they were looking at me! "The Monster Bikinis" http://twitpic.com/5muuo4 ~ http://j.mp/pukAWe | enjoy! ;) 01:32pm ANJRIT merinding! XD ~ http://youtu.be/KpBc2SgEvq8 "U2 invites a blind fans up on stage and let him lead the band." ~ http://j.mp/ rrpkcD 02:40pm i guess the "Replay" button is a Facebook, coz i keep poking it! ~ http://youtu.be/KpBc2SgEvq8 coz Bono gives his electric green Gretsch :') 07:01pm "It's a DUCK!" - Admiral Duckbar #replaceawordinafamousquotewithduck 07:05pm "You may say i'm a duck, but i'm not the only one." - Lennon #replaceawordinafamousquotewithduck 07:08pm "I have a duck." - Martin Luther King, Jr. #replaceawordinafamousquotewithduck 07:25pm @_zwitter_ wad donglod ieu lah.. pleaseeeeeee ~ http://j.mp/ qGLmF1

Sat Jul 09 12:07pm before "Iron Man", there's this "The Rocketeer" (my new avatar) :D 12:19pm well ok, Iron Man first appeared in 1963, and The Rocketeer was in 1982, but The Rocketeer is the first who fly on the big screen. :D

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12:30pm LOL @cinnamoncherry should really watch this! ~ http:// youtu.be/sP4NMoJcFd4 "CAN'T HUG EVERY CAT - a song about loving cats" 04:41pm you don't use distort image on Photoshop just to make your boobs looks bigger ~ http://twitpic.com/5ngeqm 10:46pm RT @TMMY_M "My bf saw my passport. He started to cry" =)) RT @Stenisia: Prostitute in Thailand, check this out http://youtu.be/ l4z3FxQNYFc

Sun Jul 10 02:46am "Chinese married couple clueless about sex" ~ http://j.mp/ oe9j5A | seriously? dear internet, please help this guy. 12:14pm "ecce homo qui est faba, vale homo qui est faba." <-- selamat, sekarang anda tahu lirik Opening Theme Mr. Bean :) 01:03pm @januarigita login ke twitter.com via PC. trs masuk ksini ~ twitter.com/settings/application . trs "Revoke Access" semua App yg mencurigakan 01:16pm @ivanafeb that's more like it 08:44pm God must be in a good mood when He creates Durians. XD / colek @vitoliplop 08:48pm @indraephe @tiws80 Happy Anniversary you two! :) 08:54pm mantan2 para wanita di #JustAlvin pasti gay. PASTI! 08:57pm @indraephe hehehehe.. @tiws80 09:02pm @triaditya well ok, newly gay then. 09:11pm @dpermata gak perlu jadian, cukup friends with 'benefit' aja ;) gak pake cc ke @ivanafeb #eh

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09:15pm @fridragon gausah ditonton ni, lagian lu gak bakalan ngerti konfliknya :))) /cc: @dpermata @triaditya @chitrarinjani 09:18pm How to dance to a Jazz? here ~ http://youtu.be/PAzmB0C7_JA enjoy! ;) 09:28pm "Why Do Smart Men Date Less Intelligent Woman" ~ http:// j.mp/nxgv0D i'm not a smart men then, so i date the smartest woman. kecup @ivanafeb 09:31pm jd pertanyaannya kebalik sekarang, Why do a smart woman date a smart-ass man? 09:36pm @ivanafeb tarik lagi kecupannya klo gitu 09:36pm @dpermata dan pilihan gw keren kan? kan?? KAN??? :))) 09:38pm @cinnamoncherry wow! dan sepertinya lethal :s (re: biji saga) 09:39pm @dpermata but friend with 'benefit' say YES YES! >:) 09:40pm @ivanafeb @fridragon PACARAN??? sama cowok? alhamdulillah.. *sujud sukur* (re: pacaran) 09:43pm #fyi Biji Saga (yg merah2 menggoda itu lohh) ternyata beracun, dan mematikan. ~ http://bit.ly/mXFH8M /via @cinnamoncherry 09:46pm @fridragon gw gak ngerti 'sama'-nya disebelah mana hihihihi ;p dan gw gak ngerti ama yg ginian, so let's skip. :D 09:49pm the best things in life are the shortest! that's why i love short movies ~ "Le Royaume" http://youtu.be/y6ZmMjMdrqs?hd=1 enjoy! :)

Mon Jul 11 11:43am if "Friday" is the time for Rebecca Black, then Monday is the RIGHT time for Trishii's "Kiss Kiss" ~ http://youtu.be/Qiz-y_QfkaU enjoy! :))

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12:19pm “Libras aren’t balanced. Libras are duplicitous. Libras are two things at once, playing both sides of the scales.” - Philip Berne @slashgear 12:27pm have you guys seen the Cosmic Panda? ~ http://j.mp/mWfOna 12:38pm @ivanafeb search di youtube "Moves Like Jagger" ;) 01:42pm i want a kid like this! ~ http://youtu.be/pZ9H5XPKi-o "Kid dancing to Thriller at Safeco field" 01:50pm Tata NANO? "World’s Cheapest Car to be Made in Indonesia" ~ http://j.mp/pETe5d klo lagi pilek jd Tata Dado :/ ..try to find a better name 08:49pm #fyi today is 7-Eleven's birthday. get to the nearest 7-11, and get a free Slurpee ~ http://twitpic.com/5olf42

Tue Jul 12 04:29pm contoh guru teladan ~ http://twitpic.com/5oz6ao "Angry Birds physics question" 04:32pm eta mah Hudson meureun RT @dmuhaimin wew dari trans tv ke pentas dunia... RT @Metro_TV: Hanson Umumkan Tur Dunia http:// bit.ly/nbp5cJ 10:20pm "Heather Morris: How To Dance To 50 Songs Every Man Should Be Listening To" ~ http://j.mp/rdDIK3 (Video) HAWT!! XD /via: @EsquireMag 10:22pm Heather Morris = Brittany/ Britney in Glee anyone? XD 10:26pm wait, what does this meals name? i got to Plixi it! ~ http:// twitpic.com/5p3mfn FAIL! :)) 10:35pm and try not to put that duck face on the camera please RT @putrianza Bodorr! :)) (Re: Plixi ~ http://twitpic.com/5p3mfn )

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10:39pm "Hitch" an Alfred Hitchcock’s classics recipees Short Movie ~ http://vimeo.com/26156757 #AnotherCoolShortMovies 10:58pm RT @gMok Oh Nyan Cat - I love you in all your forms, but Smooth Jazz Nyan Cat is just too damn awesome! http://youtu.be/ AaEmCFiNqP0

Wed Jul 13 10:59am Tuhan bersama mereka yang bisa bangun siang tapi masih bisa tidur cepat. 11:03am ..nyan! 09:32pm @nirwanniti YESS sir! 10:29pm @ivanafeb @vitoliplop @CaptD41 @bayuqkux @__zwitter teu saropan siah! tong kitu atuh ka nu kolot teh.. HUAHAHAHAHA /cc: @nirwanniti 10:37pm @ivanafeb via torrent ~ http://j.mp/nBoChd 10:38pm rasa mengkudu? :/ RT @sonyasoraya Apa aja! xD RT @AdityaMeiliala: Rum raisin atao green tea .. *eskrimrasacup 10:42pm "Don't ever write a check with your mouth you can't cash with your ass." -Wiseman (Sucker Punch) 10:42pm @chitrarinjani adam-nya jg seksi! i'd be a gay for him.. UPS! XD 10:47pm @ivanafeb iya itu 15 menit! hahahaha SELAMAT you've been nyanned! :)) 10:50pm "If you're not addicted to Twitter, you're following the wrong people." #repost /cc: @nirwanniti

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Thu Jul 14 12:25am senar gitar tiba2 putus, PAS gw duduk di sampingnya. knp gak drtd? knp baru sekarang? hmm.. pertanda? :/ 12:26am @vitoliplop sumpah bukan sayah! si babeh meureun? 10:46am whoah! effin Sahuleka on @811Show MetroTV :D ..RAD!! 10:07pm since you made more money than us then you have all the rights to disrespect us. BRAVO!!! 10:22pm if your every RT's conversations had a face, i would punch it. seriously! 10:28pm @vitoliplop tajong weh! sina ragrag kahandap trus taekeun deui ku sorangan! 10:32pm jerks *unfollow* bitches *unfollow* ..wait! we DO have a rights to reporting someone as a spam right? >:) 10:52pm If you stick anything in my ass without asking, chances are you won't be getting it back. >:)

Fri Jul 15 12:01am bitches are not actually a bitch, their pussy just have a commitment issues. #repost 12:19am FUCKIN A!! :D RT @cinema21 Welcome Transformers: Dark of the Moon, now coming soon on 21cineplex. 01:55pm peoples are blind with their anger.

Sat Jul 16 02:47pm gw ngakak pas bagian garpit diketok-ketok. mas @pandji garpit gak usah diketok2 kali. udah padet. udah bantet :)))

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02:49pm :))) RT @jover_loint @jenderalcilik bhuahahahahahahahahaah! kenaa, dech! 02:56pm senangnyaaaa #LGN semakin memasyarakat! terimakasih mas @pandji :) 03:10pm Gazillion eye pleasing, heart pumping and mind blowing games ARE ON PC! NOT a Mac. :) @komunitasintel #WarnaiHidupmu 03:12pm @komunitasintel udah di-"Agree" mas/mbak ;) 03:23pm My 24hrs = 8hrs sleeping + 16hrs PC time @komunitasintel #WarnaiHidupmu 03:26pm My girl even envies my PC. @komunitasintel #WarnaiHidupmu 03:30pm temen: liburan nih, maen yuk! | gw: enggak ah *sibuk maen game* | temen: PC-nya dibawa aja | gw: yaudah hayu! @komunitasintel #WarnaiHidupmu 03:57pm Hi, I'll take the double IRONY burger with extra IRONY sause with a large side of IRONY fries, seasoned with IRONY.. to go please? 07:17pm this is exactly what happens when mom sit right next to me when i'm driving ~ http://youtu.be/9cTR9Ak6X9U "Driving with Mom at Laguna Seca" 08:34pm it takes every ounce of my being to not lash out "fuck you, you pathetic piece of shit!" to every jerks who try to tweet how sad they are. 09:17pm RT @ismanhs RT @Rubinville: I'll never think of Optimus Prime in the same way: http://t.co/mFAhvx0 /via @tallgayginger 09:46pm Running a @QuickPull on @ivanafeb's #BlackBerry. Upgrading things, or the worst part is some App might be crashing!? (" `з´ )_,/"(>_<'!)

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10:04pm .@pandji dkk doing a great job, you're all guys taking the stand up comedy to a whole new level. 10:06pm soalnya yg gw tau sebelum2nya biasanya banyolannya jorok, gak jauh dr selangkangan, atau para bencong (atau mahluk sejenis) dgn latahnya. 10:34pm "New Microsoft social search service called Tulalip." ~ http:// j.mp/peONEF oh! yeah right, try to find a better name can you? 11:27pm "Hugo (2011)" ~ http://youtu.be/i-NbNjPJFFI Jude Law, Chloe Morretz in one 3D screen? hope it worth to wait XD 11:30pm today's fact: "There are 2.3 billion clicks per day for the +1 button, Google’s version of the “Like.” Starting to sweat yet, Zuckerberg?

Sun Jul 17 12:34am "GO Squirrel GO!!! one lucky squirrel with a close call with a Lamborghini LP670-4 SV" ~ http://youtu.be/k0TONBwqc7E 01:53am calling all Downey Jr. fans! "Sherlock Holmes: A Game Of Shadows" the trailer ~ http://youtu.be/7yU1nnvrCy8 /cc: @sonyasoraya 02:12am Q: how long is the longest video on YouTube? A: 518hrs 2mins 21secs. ~ http://youtu.be/hAP3ZRYV6EU 09:14pm masa depan kurang begitu cerah nampaknya.. 09:27pm where's God when i need one? can i borrow your God, please?

Mon Jul 18 12:46pm RT @pemirsa cessss..... cessss..... cessss..... laperrrrr.... 03:33pm pengen avatar kyk @pemirsa :(( 03:51pm i really need to go to my amusement park, you. 70

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04:53pm @pemirsa ohh bikin toh, kirain ada generatornya :P 04:57pm +limaratustujuhpuluhtujuhdekade!!! RT @pemirsa #FilmMewek itu Kiwi! tonton di youtube >> http://t.co/VUfB1VX << kalo gak mewek lapor saya! 04:59pm i love it when everyone start Crashing from No No powders XD ~ http://youtu.be/bmxKaZTL7uk Best Party Ever! #GlitchAddict 06:35pm run kid! RUN!!! ~ http://twitpic.com/5s23s2 07:01pm iklan XL juara! :))) "Paaaa.... minta paaaaaa..." huahahahahahahaha 08:00pm RT @zcrantz: By the way, let the record reflect that I inadvertently created the international emoticon for bipolar disorder today : ) : 08:08pm dirgahayu mbah @pramgil! :) 10:35pm diunfollow sama orang itu biasa, diunfollow ama pacar sendiri itu luar biasa! 10:40pm Hi, I'll take the double IRONY burger with extra IRONY sause with a large side of IRONY fries, seasoned with a fuckin IRONY.. to go please? 10:50pm banyak aje yg ngereply :)))

Tue Jul 19 01:03am i just beat this puzzle ~ http://j.mp/rcb2Gv all the 32 levels, without a hints! >:) 12:04pm .@jenderalcilik will do :D RT @jover_loint: try @jover_loint RT @ninanenen: Following gue 332. Ada rekomendasi supaya jadi 333? 12:06pm wondering did i do the humping when i dream about sex last night :/

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12:11pm Awesomeness of the day is just gettin AWESOME! "Nyan Cat Orchestrate" ~ http://youtu.be/KiKPgmN5jTg EPIC!!! 12:19pm "The Dark Knight Rises" very first official trailer ~ http://j.mp/ p3jktf (via Facebook Video) 12:43pm Ladies and Gentleman! please welcome Ms. Rebecca Black with her new single "My Moment" ~ http://youtu.be/6wB0y-0NIVE 01:17pm check out my G+ page :) ~ http://www.gplus.to/jenderalcilik 01:20pm @saparamita dvd-nya pasti masih jelek deh, soalnya di torrent belom nongol :P 01:22pm @pemirsa suka ama Zune player kan? pasti suka ama Metrotwit deh! cek ~ http://www.metrotwit.com/ 01:29pm @pemirsa ;) 01:32pm NO! he's the guy from "Kenna Dech!" RT @jover_loint for some reason, this @pandji seems to me like the dude from "provocative proactive". 01:39pm @jover_loint gw bacanya "oreo", SUMPAH! :))) 01:57pm WTB = Want To Buy; WTS = Want To Sell; WTA = Want To Ask.. WTF?? 02:07pm http://twitpic.com/5sdv15 ~ kursus Fotografi dalam 5 menit, SELESAI! :) RT @infobandung RT @dancerich: kursus photografi yg bagus dmna ya? 02:25pm @TMMY_M http://twitpic.com/5se0n1 :) (re: bosen di rumah) 02:50pm o.0 whoa! RT @saparamita this pants wayyy to tight! *perosot* *eh* 06:21pm ini Nazarudin nelp metroTV? bukannya lagi 'tidak diketahui' keberadaannya?? atuh bisa ditriangulasi kyk di film2???

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10:17pm @komunitasintel tau film terbaru dari Intel gak? ~ http:// theinsideexperience.com kita bisa ikutan audisi untuk jd cameo di filmnya loh! :) 11:34pm .@pipis How To Train Your Corro #filmkecoa 11:42pm piratebay is down! MAYDAY!! may die? :(

Wed Jul 20 01:14pm @nirwanniti cobaan di-"Activate" weh 04:09pm iTil Another Porn based social media Web App #nextappleproduct /cc: @jover_loint 04:11pm iBak virtual reality game buat yg males mandi. #nextappleproduct 04:19pm iPul - free music podcasting for Dangdut genre. Sign Up now and get Dewi Persik newest album! #nextappleproduct 04:24pm iSin ~ adult dating site buat mereka yg pemalu. #nextappleproduct 04:31pm eh td twitnya @pemirsa yg tentang RT-abuser = penganut paham kepoisme mana yak? 07:04pm RT @anima Moral of the story: bales pake reply, jangan RT. Yang kepo jadi kagak bisa baca thread nyet. /via: @pemirsa 09:01pm Running a @QuickPull on @ivanafeb's #BlackBerry. Upgrading things, or the worst part is some App might be crashing!? (" `з´ )_,/"(>_<'!) 09:27pm welcoming @TMMY_M to my timeline :) 09:53pm "Curiousity killed the cat."

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09:55pm LOL RT @dpermata ! RT @SafirSenduk: "Jgn pnh memutus tali silaturahmi dgn mantan pacar. Dunia itu kcil, bs jd kelak mnjd pmbli produk Anda." 11:10pm @TMMY_M udh semaput dr kapan tau :)) 11:56pm FTW! RT @elisakuswari Baru aja ngegaul sign in Instagram. Apa asiknya pake efek lomo palsu?

Thu Jul 21 12:00am so now you can't change your profile avatar eh? 12:13am the very first trailer for "The Amazing Spider-Man" ~ http:// youtu.be/FWP8TdXdFZg?hd=1 i think Spidey needs a bit more sarcastic :/ 03:15pm @TMMY_M maap baru buka twitter :P coba yg ini ~ http:// j.mp/nzkyVL 05:00pm ada dua tipe tukang cuanki, 1) Tukang Cuanki pekerja keras: yg dipikul itu loh. 2) Less Effort Cuanki: udah pake roda. #pengamatCuanki 05:01pm dan somehow yg less effort terlihat lebih menarik, lbh bersih. jd klo gw jd tkg cuanki, knp musti repot mikul klo bs dorong? #pengamatCuanki 07:02pm @konjojojo nongol juga lo! :)) 07:31pm website Budpar di-hack? ~ http://www.budpar.go.id/filedata/ @indtravel 07:42pm gak ada konfirmasi dari pihak berwenang nih? teremans teremans yg di Budpar? 09:06pm yes i had a weak fists, but i can paint it with your blood if i have to :)

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09:08pm WOI! apaan ini tiba2 ada 3 follower baru dan semuanya bot bokep?? :)) 09:35pm bentar knapa sih? *nongol dr kamar mandi, masuk lagi, kunci kamar mandi* RT @triaditya @dpermata lama amet siiiiiihhh di kmr mandinyaaaa!!! 09:48pm ah! akhirnya ada konfirmasi dr pihak berwenang :) /cc: @indtravel 10:17pm haaaaaaammmmm! XD

Fri Jul 22 01:07am PAS! buat malam jum'at! "Paranormal Activity 3" Trailer ~ http://youtu.be/GWb0rujdGlE ada yg berani nonton??? >:) 01:06pm @nirwanniti donlod uTorrent dulu ~ http://www.utorrent.com/ trs donlod Win7Loader ~ http://j.mp/pCQgmq <-- "how to"-na aya didinya baca weh 01:09pm cc: @saparamita RT @pemirsa cc: @fanibaL_ RT @popokman Enak kali ya punya bini dokter. Hmm. 02:13pm wow! Om @dwikaputra jd standup comedian? ke bandung??? pengen ketemu :(( *mau minta tandatangan* :P 02:14pm @pemirsa sayang sekali statusnya "taken" :))) 02:15pm barusan liat anak2 Pramuka lg pada penjelajahan, jd inget waktu gw jaman SMP :p 02:17pm oia nama regu Pramuka gw keren siah! "Regu Kelinci" "Regu Kijang" dsb itu gak keren! nama regu pramuka gw "Black Widow" 02:21pm anjrit! nama regu pramuka gw kalah keren kyknya :/ RT @pemirsa nama regu Pramuka gw "Cerberus"

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02:23pm oia waktu itu ada dua regu, yg satu lg "Spider Monkey". entah ni anak2 SMP gaul ma siapa.. padahal Wikipedia belom nge-trend waktu itu. 02:25pm and i'm mastering Semaphore sama berbagai macam Sandi waktu itu. :p 02:26pm sama gw paling jago pingsan klo apel sore :))) 02:29pm dulu gw paling seneng klo disuruh baca peta, sekarang? klo dijalan pasti berantem muluk sama @ivanafeb krn sering nyasar :))

Mon Jul 25 05:51pm "Socializing" Then and Now ~ http://twitpic.com/5vl4d8 06:49pm friggin awesome Samsung Galaxy S II video commercial ~ http://youtu.be/zyMfpJh3h4A

Wed Jul 27 01:44pm growing up means less smiling.

Thu Jul 28 12:03am apa yg sedang gw lakukan??? ohh tidak! suddenly i saw a glimpse of my future between these books. tolong diberi kemudahan.. AMIN! 12:07am andCAPSareonlyforfucktards RT @jover_loint: yeah,spacebarsucksasfuck! RT @diantra_: emotionalfuckingbreakdownimthinkinhaboutjumpinginfront.. 12:08am RT @saparamita: in that case, i refuse to grow up :( RT @jenderalcilik: growing up means less smiling.

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12:09am RT @jover_loint: that's why the nature provide us (adults) the holy herb. RT @jenderalcilik: growing up means less smiling. 02:41am yang masih bangun jam segini pasti spesies 'sejenis' manusia, atau setidaknya mendekati. 07:09pm knp dibutuhkan 7 buku, 10 tahun dan 7+1 film buat Lord Voldermort bisa menemukan The Elder Wand? knp gak dari 9 tahun yg lalu? 07:24pm ini pada teriak goal ada apa sih? dimana??? 07:46pm growing up means less grateful.

Sat Jul 30 01:28am so geniuses are both a nerd and a serious stupid man mixed in one person. 01:30am oh! since the internet went down, i finished the first season on The Big Bang Theory in one night! isn't it an accomplishment? XD *YAY* 01:30am ....well nevermind 01:41am klo gw di bandung sekarang pasti ada yg ngamuk krn mobil gw pake selama wikend @konjojojo 02:28am @konjojojo insya Alloh :D 10:23am haters are going to hate, potatoes are going to potate? 10:25am anyway.. MORNING ALL! :D 11:11am @ivanafeb bntar mandi dulu 11:11am RT @jover_loint and humans are going to hum. RT @jenderalcilik: haters are going to hate, potatoes are going to potate? 11:34am ini apa sih O adalah I adalah? ikutan ahhhh

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11:36am jd klo dari Garut ke Bandung berjarak 75km, dan bis yg gw tumpangi brkecepatan 60km/jam maka seharusnya gw sampai di Bdg 1 jam 15 menit lagi 11:37am ..dgn asumsi enggak terjebak macet. Dan WOW! gw udah menyelesaikan soal ebtanas anak SD :P 11:40am @chitrarinjani yaudah tinggal tunggu gw bawa nyokap gw ketemu ma nyokap elu! kita lamaran :)) 11:44am off we go! 01:13pm "The Man Without Facebook" The Trailer ~ http://youtu.be/ a69RpEBJFAY?hd=1 "He's UN-tag-able" FTW!! XD

Sun Jul 31 10:07pm @ivanafeb byu dh dirumah td stgh jaman yg laluu, nyuci mbl dulu brsn. live? 10:09pm dagnabit! miss my girl already.. belom bulan puasa godaannya udh mulai dateng :/ 11:19pm some people just don't give a fuck what gravity is. ~ http:// youtu.be/vfOg-q9Hfm0?hd=1 /cc: @katarangga

Mon Aug 01 03:54am RT @adi_tea Komeng & adul ga se-tim..??!!! Alamat acara komedi sebulan ke depan bakalan HOAX!!! 03:54am udah imsak blm? *kucek2 ,ata* 03:55am *mata* 04:07am kok namanya "jadwal imsakiyah"? yang sering ditungguin kan buka puasa? mustinya "jadwal bedugkiyah" kali ya?

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04:11am dan sejak kapan puasa klo ditranslate ke enggris jd "fasting"? mustinya jd "slowing" kli? *nunggu magrib yg masih lama* ..baru jg sahur bay! 04:17am tidur lagi deh.. 01:00pm WTF Thailand? Making a grown man weep over a life insurance commercial? Not cool man! :/ ~ http://youtu.be/ nBobmn_u98w 04:00pm sialnya klo bulan puasa istilah sabar itu suka jadi kambing hitam buat setiap orang yg ngelakuin kesalahan. 04:01pm jd klo ada diantara kalian yg besok2 ditilang, bilang aja ke pak polisinya "sabar ya pak, saya gak punya sim, jangan ditilang." 04:28pm @TMMY_M dusta! nonton TF3 dimana?? :( 04:38pm ladies, please keep scrolling down and be amazed :) ~ http:// www.paperself.com/ps%20%20all.html 06:25pm salah satu contoh bulan ramadhan membawa berkah itu adalah buat tim kreatif iklan Sosis So Nice. 06:27pm well actually buat tim kreatif iklan2 yang lain jugak sih.. 07:07pm hoot! 10:16pm me want eye popping 3D of Bumblebee this friday!! :( 10:54pm @onlyastoner it'll be the worst double rainbow ever

Tue Aug 02 03:50am #sawityowit-nya ngebahas buah, klo buah dada boleh gak ya? :/ 03:51am imsak aja blm, udah batal duluan ini mah! *kupas buah dada* 04:06am 'buah'-nya Titi DJ? Buahasa Kalbu ~ "..di dalam senyummu, kudengar buahasa kalbumu.." #sawityowit

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04:10am buah yg klo ngomong pasti kenceng? orang BUAHTAK #sawityowit 04:15am buah favorit gw? kalapa.. Kalapa - Ledeng sama Kalapa Dayeuh Kolot :/ #sawityowit 04:17am buah yg mau nongol di bioskop di Indonesia jumat ini? Buahmbelbee XD #sawityowit 04:24am @__zwitter jumat ini, in eye popping 3D di semua bioskop di Indonesia :P 04:25am buah yg gak dimiliki sama aparat Indonesia, makanya dicariin terus? buah zakar.. zakarudin **maksa sih, tapi.. yasudah lah ya #sawityowit 04:27am salah satu berkah ramadhan, rokok sebungkus bisa tahan ampe dua hari :/ 04:29am dagnabit! baru nyalain rokok udah ada yg tereak IMSAAAAAAAAAAAKKKK! 04:33am buah apa yg bahaya klo udah gak ketahan lagi? BUAHSIAT! ..busiat #sawityowit kheuseus urang sunda 04:34am translate ke Indo deh.. buah apa yg bahaya klo udah gak ketahan lagi? kecapi.. kecapiRIT #sawityowit 04:38am terakhir.. waktunya Adzan SuBUAH untuk daerah Padang dan sekitarnya.. #sawityowit 04:48am @__zwitter 35rb non-3D, 60rb 3D 05:21am errr.. klo sendawa trus masih berasa telor itu batal gak tuips? 05:31am godaan terberat di bulan puasa itu bukan menahan sabar, bukan makanan atau minuman, bukan pula paha dan buah dada, tapi ROKOK! cc: @adi_tea 06:19am THAT'S why i love @ivanafeb so much. it's not that we love each other, but we also respect each other. 80

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06:22am soalnya seinget gw, klo lg bareng keluarga, jangankan tidur bareng, becanda 'agak intim' dikit pun kita gak berani. 06:25am bukan artinya kita cuman berani 'main di belakang', tapi itu cara kita belajar ngehargain keluarga masing2. love you @ivanafeb! :) 04:01pm Running a @QuickPull on @ivanafeb's #BlackBerry. Upgrading things, or the worst part is some App might be crashing!? (" `з´ )_,/"(>_<'!) 05:40pm @konjojojo pasti baru nonton PSA Alamo Drafthouse yg Voicemail ya? :)) 05:49pm ohh pantes tiba2 timeline pada rame ngomongin Alamo Drafthouse, baru di-tweet ama @blitzmegaplex ternyata 05:51pm gw setuju klo di @blitzmegaplex diberlakukan etiket kyk di Alamo Drafthouse :D 05:56pm @putrianza nih ~ http://youtu.be/tbB9VHlit5A re: bekson lagu, eniwey.. met buka :) 06:06pm ternyata setan gak cuman ada di dunia gaib, di dunia maya pun ada.. contoh setan dunia maya --> @pemirsa | liat aja avatarnya :)) 06:06pm untung udah buka.. *melototin avatar @pemirsa 06:09pm pengen es buah.. buah dada 06:12pm eff.. nicotine rush! *keleyengan* 06:18pm berarti udah boleh buka tube8 tuips? #eh 06:26pm WOT? RT @pemirsa TajilPuasa_SMU_Bdg.3gp 08:25pm jujur, gw gak ngerti gimana caranya untuk terus fokus selama 11 rakaat. otak gw masih suka lari sanasini.. :/ 08:26pm @blitzmegaplex eh? gmn caranya beli clip3D? info donk :) 09:08pm RT @legalisasiganja ayo kawan2.. kita berdonasi untuk penelitian ganja di Tanah Air ini.. http://fb.me/UJtbwJQL 10:42pm @TMMY_M tunggu pembalasanku! >:) 81

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Wed Aug 03 06:07pm kangen candil borma setiabudi 06:10pm ebuset! ieu cau atawa beton??? 06:13pm kolak pisang paling enak tuh buatan nyokap sendiri.. *jilatin beton.. eh! pisang* 06:33pm berbukalah dengan yang manis! *emut bibir* ada yg mau emut bibir gw gak? manis nih! XD 06:34pm *autotext banting meja* RT @pemirsa @jenderalcilik sini gw sobek bibir lo XD 06:37pm tiba2 kepikiran buka kedai tajil. gak perlu ada makanan, atau kolak.. gw tinggal manyun. *emut.. mut..* 06:40pm bulan puasa itu berkah bagi para procrastinator.. :/ 06:43pm RT @pemirsa RT @fadjar RT @menggeliat: Poor Muggle. > @detikcom: Jero Wacik Bangga Dianggap Jadi Pahlawan 'Harry Potter' http://de.tk/EM0pA 06:51pm alhamdulillah cc: @sherinamunaf RT @indraephe elle magz oct 2010. Stunning sherina. Cancan mah lewat. :) http:// twitpic.com/60al5l 06:53pm cc: @pemirsa RT @jazzy_syaharani hore! es krim.. 07:09pm RT @fwa Tweet a message to @1_10design and then watch your new icon and message live here: http://t.co/RUsm2pK 07:11pm @1_10design oh there's my icon! :D

Thu Aug 04 03:22am dagnabit! i should really write a book about "How To Be A Great Procrastinator" and finished it on the next 15yrs. :/ 82

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04:29am udah minum, udah baca niat.. eh rokok di asbak masih ngebul.. yaudah isep lagi XD 06:14am Selamat Pagi Dunia!! *AHA! kali ini gw ngucapinnya pada waktu yang tepat XD 06:23am RT @gmail Gmail for mobile, now sharper and smoother: http://t.co/ZAW9ZBn ~ http://www.google.com/mobile/mail/ 06:46am "..give me an owl, and I will stare him down. I am a lion, don't make me sound my ROAR!" #nowplaying Bell - Chase No Face

Fri Aug 05 03:58am bwuahahahaha!! pacar gw bodor! :)) RT @ivanafeb band yang berbau mistis? HOMOKLENIK #sawityowit #meh 04:22am tumben ngerokok nggak enak.. tidur lagi deh 06:04pm maybe i should gave up on cigars :/

Sat Aug 06 04:01am just in case acara tv gak rame dan #sawityowit gak seru, mending tonton ini ~ http://youtu.be/W5CsX8u-wLA iridesent! XD 04:03am sama ini juga ~ http://youtu.be/Nv0ZnnoKvwA 04:05am ANJRIT!! naon eta pentil kecakot??? :)) RT @TMMY_M *meledak dalam tawa* -» http://bit.ly/omSlDx 04:09am bodo ah! timezone gw PST jd #FF -> @TMMY_M :) 04:18am yaudah gw aja deh yang mulai #sawityowit -nya! mantan suami Dewi Lestari yg gak bisa lepas kacamata item?? Ian MARCELLa :))) 04:29am #fyi vitamin itu gak lebih dari urine dikasih kemasan. #sawityowit 04:31am oh! twit barusan dipersembahkan oleh Dr. Sheldon Cooper :/ 83

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01:25pm pacar gw lg kesurupan jin apa yak? twitnya tumben ngaco. *kebiasaan punya pacar 'bener' 01:36pm siang-siang kyk gini enaknya nemu yang seger-seger.. ganti avatar ah! >:) 01:38pm enjoy ladies! XD 01:55pm oh God!? RT @infobdg Jabar » Gunung Papandayan & Guntur di Garut Dlm Status Berbahaya & Berpotensi Meletus http:// bit.ly/qoSptT 04:56pm maaf nyamber tapi, sumpah ini tolol :))) RT @monksi @putrianza di sirnaraga ada tuh nut artis,,nike ardilla.hhaaaaa 04:57pm @monksi @putrianza eh bentar ini sirnaraga yang pemakaman kan? bisi salah :P 05:03pm katanya sih menjelang magrib itu godaan terberat waktu puasa.. *obral avatar* :)) 05:06pm @ivanafeb colek dulu dikit ah! biar gak manyun XD ..eh! DNT TXT N DRV!! 10:28pm :))) RT @dpermata @konjojojo and you're still single :))) RT @konjojojo So its saturday night 10:47pm setelah Bieber, sekarang Taylor Swift ikutan nge-cover lagu Eminem, besok siapa lagi ya? Rebecca Black? :)) 10:49pm knp? suka? :))) RT @ungatz_ avatarnya buset, a bayu @jenderalcilik 10:50pm @chitrarinjani shhhshhhHHHHH!!!!!!! SPOILER!!!! >:/ 10:56pm dagnabit! cewek geeky bkacamata itu gak kuat! ~ http:// youtu.be/iaOiZba5KGo + maen gitar sama great vocal is simply perfect! *pengsan* XD 11:06pm 3R :) ~ http://twitpic.com/61xqii

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11:22pm bulan puasa butuh multivitamin? silahkan coba yg ini ~ http:// j.mp/ocdcUv "Dead Baby Pills: China’s New Stamina Enhancer" 11:23pm ..ya, pill-nya dibuat dari bayi yg udah mati trus dikeringin. :/ so? masih mau ngebahas vitamin? #eaaa 11:25pm sebenernya klo butuh multivitamin mah cukup melototin avatar gw aja XD 11:31pm @cinnamoncherry yg mana yg hoax? avatar aku atw dead babies pills? XD 11:34pm @cinnamoncherry entahlah, dr link source-nya sih dibilang bakal ada broadcast-nya di berita hari ini di korea. ~ http://j.mp/ oO5RLE 11:48pm entah knp preman makin kyk jawara klo bulan puasa. :/ 11:51pm ini knp tiba2 istilah "FREEZE" tiba2 berkeliaran di timeline? iyaa tau Garut lg dingin, i'm freezing now. thx buat perhatiannya :/ 11:57pm @__zwitter @infogarut punten ah kang, cek link ieu ~ http:// j.mp/qejVXr "Gunung Papandayan & Guntur di Garut Dlm Status Berbahaya.

Sun Aug 07 12:26am RT @jover_loint it seems like twitter is telling us "give me a break, idiots!" 12:43am @kemalfasya di amazon lg diskon 52% tuh :) ~ http://j.mp/ n9gpoU 12:53am ok, ada yg prnh blg ke gw klo nyari Tuhan tuh ibaratnya kyk nyari 'kacamata' klo lo mulai kehilangan 'kacamata' lo, gak perlu nyari yg baru.

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12:54am ..coba cari dulu 'kacamata' lo yg lama, mungkin keselip di suatu tempat. 12:54am krn mungkin klo nyari 'kacamata' baru, belum tentu cocok ama mata lo, apalagi mau nyoba 'kacamata' gw. 12:56am ..sekian kultwit malam ini, twit barusan dipersembahkan oleh 'long-lost cyber-mate' @lunaticedric :) 03:37am @lunaticedric damn it! so this brain "do" forget eh? it messedup with another story, just try to tell everyone to stick with their beliefs. 03:51am @missciccone hening yg suka diteriakin ama sutradara? lait hening! kameraa! rolling! eksyen!! #TebakanHening :/ 03:30pm avatar gw terlalu ofensif kyknya ya? ganti lg ah :P 03:39pm ada pepatah bilang don't judge the book from its cover, itu juga berlaku buat don't judge people from his/her twitter avatar :/ 05:44pm @dpermata maap baru buka email, logonya udh kterima! saya cb kerjain ya bu :) 06:26pm berbukalah dengan yang manis! *emutin filter rokok* 06:26pm @BayuBibir Habby Pirthday om! XD 06:36pm tarawihan di mesjid itu krn mungkin dulu g ada internet, klo jaman rosul udah ada internet pasti tarawihannya di salahsatu map warcraft :/ 06:41pm dan klo dulu ada internet pasti bilang AMIIIIIIIN cukup pake RT :/ 09:45pm heran knp org2 seneng bgt ama yg namanya reuni? barusan ketemu tmn sma hal yg pertama dibilangin adalah "pengen reunian ih!" wtf? 09:47pm how can you love being around peoples who brags about everything? fuck that

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09:52pm i know you hate it when peoples ask you about "kapan nikah?" dan reunian itu adalah sarangnya manusia yg senang bertanya spt itu! 10:08pm anyone watching Game of Thrones? man this is AWESOME! 10:12pm @dv_maulana can't wait for season 2! >:) 10:15pm i'd name my son after "Winter". keren kayaknya :) 10:19pm so everytime my son went back from school i can say to him "Winter is coming!" XD awww too cute! 10:51pm RT @jover_loint *marked as favorite!* RT @seastripes: The more I meet people, the more I don't want to see people

Mon Aug 08 04:08am saat komunikasi via IM (baca: BBM) jauh lebih mudah drpd verbal. i'm so gonna tell my wife "oyeah.. harder!! ohhhhhh.." via IM. 04:10am eniwey.. ES EM ES! Sahooooooorrrr Makan So nice! 04:14am eh knp malah jam segini gak ada iklan SMS yak?? 04:16am mustinya SMSN kali ya? soalnya klo SMS mah jdnya Sahur Makan So? 04:21am @internetsehat ~ http://www.twitter.com/jenderalcilik/ status/100312406688940032 #dinihari 04:29am word! :))) RT @indraephe Binatang yg bilang kl maen plesetan adalah garing dan basi : marcel SINGAhaan. #sawityowit 04:34am the weather is really a bitch! *ngumpulin tenaga buat mandi.. eh! bukan mandi.. 'mandi' yahhh! gw mo cabut k bdg! jd musti mandi* 04:39am mesjid sesat!!! giliran sahur tereak paling kenceng, pas imsak kagak bilang-bilang! tau-tau udah adzan aja! 03:59pm @tyasuyono hehehehe iya bu, tp klo tiba2 adzan kan byu yg lg ngerokok jd kalap! :p #latereply

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04:00pm ngobrol 2jam lagi ama @dpermata bisa2 gw nyatain cinta nih! XD *digorok @ivanafeb 04:18pm @ivanafeb makanya love, jgn biarkan byu berduaan ama @dpermata you know there's 'something' between us! :)) 04:22pm eh entar buka puasanya boleh waktu Indonesia bagian Garut gak? 04:23pm soalnya kan gw sahur di Garut, klo buka puasa pake waktu Bandung berarti gw puasa lebih lama dr orang laen!? curang ini namanya! 04:35pm wise man said "utamakan kepentingan orang lain, dan kesampingkan kepentingan diri sendiri." yea i'll punch the wise man in the face! 04:37pm @pritiktanya errr.. GMT +7 gak berlaku bukan disana? :p 04:43pm makanya nyari pacar tuh mbok ya yang bisa diandelin tohh.. *rolling eyes* duuu.. du.. du.. duuu.. 04:49pm we're so grateful that we can count on each other! *tos @ivanafeb :D* 06:29pm pertamakalinya buka bareng 'keluarga' yg lain. makin berasa kyk di rumah sendiri #ups XD 10:12pm @endahchoiri SIP!! besok2 byu nyobain sahur di garut trs buka di semarang deh XD 10:13pm @endahchoiri oh iya! biar ntar bisa buka 'dengan yang manis' *emut rere.. mut.. mut.. mut* :p

Tue Aug 09 01:59am @__zwitter wad nitip dongload ieu lah.. engke dicium ku sayah! XD ~ http://j.mp/pZ7fZ4

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02:24am @TMMY_M ditiduri #eh 02:26am :') RT @sudjiwotedjo: Puncak rindu yang plg dahsyat tuh ketika dua org tak slg sms/BBM/telepon, tapi diam2 saling mendoakan. /via: @anggaps 03:17am kurang tidur tingkat akut menyebabkan getaran-getaran magis di sekujur tubuh. :s 03:18am SMS dulu ahhhhh.. SAHOOOOORRRRRRRR MAKAN SO NICE! 03:18am *ralat* SMSN 03:19am keukeuh dibahas.. :/ 03:21am Sahur Makan SM*SH! eS eM eS!! Sahooooooorrrr Makan SM*SH! 03:22am mohon diabaikan.. :/ 03:40am trimakasih *geer* RT @sonyasoraya Kepribadian seseorang (mungkin) bisa dilihat dari tontonan apa yang ditonton oleh orang itu ketika sahur. 03:45am nama pohon feminis yg suka bikin ngakak? Mariyuana Ganjawati #sawityowit #klasik 03:45am @sonyasoraya nonton iklan so naiiiiiissssssss!!!! *jambak rambut cumi* 04:22pm oh jadi ada kerusuhan ya di London? hmm.. kyknya ada temen kita yg lagi berkhawatir ria.. #UPS! *capslock bold italic :))) 06:49pm jd ceritanya tadi gw lompat dari bis, tp tangan masih nyangkut di handle. yaa.. mirip2 becandaan srimulat gitu, but less joke and more hurt 06:50pm alhasil kebeset dikit lah di bagian nadi. dan sedikit berdarah.. nahh krn keliatannya agak ganggu gw punya ide ditutupin pake plester lah! 89

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06:51pm tp sekarang keliatannya jd kyk orang desperate yg gagal bunuh diri. ada plester di urat nadi :/

Wed Aug 10 03:44am eS.. *BLETAK!!!!!* beat it bay! enough with sahur makan so nice! 03:55am negara yg menakutkan? U ARE A GAY (Uruguay) #sawityowit #tetep 04:02am @cinnamoncherry try "Stupid Fox" at deviantART.com, one of my fav comic strip :) 04:04am @cinnamoncherry Calvin & Hobbes is the best! walo tetep baca e-book nya :P 04:08am sekalinya garing, ni orang keterlaluan garingnya :))) RT @jover_loint negara kebanggaan neng dora: brasil, brasil, brasil, hore! #sawityowit 04:11am well, good things from #sawityowit is, semua orang berusaha garing, berusaha lucu. dan gw rasa itu jauh lebih baik drpd berusaha galau :) 04:13am @internetsehat A. Android #dinihari 04:21am :))) ~ http://twitpic.com/63lrwn "Hadouken!!!" 04:28am I'm suck.. yep! IMSAK! 04:34am hehehe syuting film Box Office juga ternyata suka ada FAIL MOMENT-nya toh! ~ http://youtu.be/Lv5ysRb7mRo "Dark Knight Rises FAIL" 12:27pm ladies and getlement, please welcome greatest game of all time.. ~ http://j.mp/n9P3Zm QWOP!

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02:11pm @TMMY_M you should watching Ponyo too :D *haaammmmm!* 05:45pm yea, he's saying that to Indonesian people RT @pramgil Dari 40 negara yg udh dikunjungin, katanya Indonesia yg paling nice.. 05:56pm ini ramalan zodiak PALING GAK AKURAT yg pernah gw baca :))) RT @missciccone PUDING, untuk si LIBRA yang narsisnya bikin merinding. 06:03pm fyi, keluar zona aman bukan berarti jd lesbian. *beneran sambil minum.. SEE? puasa gw batal sudah! >:)))* 06:21pm dagnabit! my previous tweet is my 14000th tweet! well, it's not a bad idea though. Mwa.. Ha.. Ha 06:24pm @pritiktanya entahlah.. gw? 06:33pm @indraephe @RonaldPantun gw ragu klo buka hati dan saling jujur bkl bikin lu seneng, sebaliknya malah kemungkinan bikin patah hati :/ 06:37pm :/ RT @adityasatrya: girls ignore nice guys, chases assholes, and complain about it. /via: @pritiktanya 08:05pm pacar gw @ivanafeb kok menghilang di timeline yak? hmmm.. belum beres terawehan kyknya. 08:07pm @dv_maulana @indraephe ssshhhh.. cukup! gak usah dibahas lebih lanjut :P 09:24pm word cumi, WORD! :) RT @sonyasoraya Kadang dengan mengalah, kita menunjukan kalau kita sudah lebih dewasa dalam bersikap. 09:25pm @sonyasoraya both, i RT and marked it as fave :) 10:44pm no more better looking vampire than Kate Beckinsale XD

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Thu Aug 11 12:21am @konjojojo @jover_loint sama kyk +1 JUTA!! tapi lebih tetrahidroksinisme :P #cmiww 12:23am @jover_loint @konjojojo yea 420 is everybody (who's actually weedsgeek) lucky number :)) 12:26am @konjojojo @jover_loint tetrahidroksinisme is a cult! which is involving tetrahydrocannabinol for THE ritual :))) 01:01am but since we're adults, NONE of adults 'happy thoughts' can makes us fly :)) RE: @pandji Peter Pan's happy thoughts 01:03am adults' "happy thoughts": SEX. can sex makes us fly? NO! it gives us a boner :))) 01:09am i'm happy enough with my QWOP :) http://j.mp/n9P3Zm RT @Rezcafebiyan @__zwitter: Gameplaynya beuhhh BFBC2 → http:// ow.ly/5ZZSp 03:37am bangunlah sebelum kau dibangunkan untuk sahur secara paksa. 03:37am tunggu, apa itu berlaku juga buat "berbukalah, sebelum kau dibuka secara paksa" :/ 06:17pm #fyi RT @putrianza Buka puasa tuh istilahnya iftar toohh.. 06:35pm "Useful Dog Tricks" ~ http://youtu.be/P9Fyey4D5hg /cc: @saparamita 09:18pm now i believe there'll be a zombie apocalypse. (@YouTube http://youtu.be/uBJLAFTlGKg?a) 09:24pm "In a post-apocalyptic world, preserving the knowledge of mankind is the highest priority task." - Dr. Cooper, Sheldon.

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Fri Aug 12 03:52am eh ada DM dr @dpermata maap ya bu, td mlm aku udh bobo :p 03:56am ini #poemsession -nya pacar gw kok nampak mengerikan?? :s 04:08am @ivanafeb love ntar bawa lektop yaa, biar bs sekalian 'ngerjain' @dpermata :/ 04:10am bagian dari Ibu Kota yang punya 'commitment issue' ? ZAKARNYA JELALATAN(Jakarta Selatan) #sawityowit #klasik 04:12am bagian dari Ibu Kota yang punya 'identity crisis issue' ? ZAKARNYA MBAK RAT (Jakarta Barat) #sawityowit #klasik 04:16am @internetsehat A. Bubur Kertas #dinihari 04:29am @oktorina_dio kyknya gw ngelihat kmu di iklan Sugarku deh :p 04:47am @lollipop_dance @oktorina_dio i knew it! sukses ya ta! :) 09:09pm Running a @QuickPull on @ivanafeb's #BlackBerry. Upgrading things, or the worst part is some App might be crashing!? (" `з´ )_,/"(>_<'!)

Sat Aug 13 03:40am ngahaturkeun nuhun kanggo @adi_tea, mugia amal ibadahna ditampi disisi Nu Kawasa AMIN! #eh 03:43am @pemirsa thank you Bay! #latereply

Sun Aug 14 09:12pm @saparamita dulu pernah deket ama @AnnisaSpeedy, tp skrg udh waktunya move on! :)))

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Mon Aug 15 04:12am akhirnya eS eM eS.. Sahur Makan So Nice (literally) 04:14am please note, gw eS eM eS bukan krn korban iklan, tp semata hanya kebutuhan mengganti 'protein' yg hilang. 08:43pm terawehan bareng @ivanafeb makes me think that what we're doing might leads to something good XD 08:46pm eh sumpah ini kali pertama gw ibadah bareng pacar, klo ama pacar2 sebelumnya sih biasanya maksiat bareng :)) 08:51pm @chitrarinjani ty XD 09:03pm @dpermata ntar ntar lagi ajah! klo udh 'nyobain' ma elu baru gw pikirin lagi :))) 09:10pm @ivanafeb @dpermata @chitrarinjani AMIN! XD 09:13pm ini apa sih hesteg #ciumanpertama?? ikutan ahhhh 09:14pm #ciumanpertama gw kelas 3 SMA. Ya! kelas 3 SMA, i was the nerdiest geek in the class. so go ahead and call me cupu :p

Tue Aug 16 10:47am he's a witch! (@YouTube http://t.co/baYaomA) 10:52am @_zwitter_ jelema gelo --> http://t.co/9rz5s2v 06:06pm kepada siapapun yang membuat logo resmi Dirgahayu RI 66, i wish you burn in hell!! itu ganggu banget bendera segambreng ditempel di TV! 06:07pm gimana jadinya klo ntar Dirgahayu ke 75?? benderanya ampe bawah gitu??? 06:43pm i don't long for fancy stuffs, i just want to see Bumblebee in eyepopping 3D T.T #nangisdarah

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Wed Aug 17 12:39am i should keep busy minding other's favors. fuck mine. 12:43am Oh wait! it's Independence Day right? So do whatever pleases you, i'll be the squire. 12:47am Perasaan dulu klo #17an ramenya di lapangan, skrg pindah ke twitter. Curiga 50 tahun ke depan gak perlu having sex di ranjang. 12:50am #coitus 12:51am that's it! i'm having sex 12:54am #17an adalah saat nasionalisme hanya sebatas jadi ajang #pencitraan. 04:03am @konjojojo @adi_tea Judge Dredd 04:08am MENTEGA!! 04:12am wow! word.. >:) RT @TMMY_M: Hey, zip your fucking vagina 04:22am Google Doodle hari ini ~ http://t.co/hBAWJ1s it's google.com .COM bukan .co.id #17an 04:28am if there's a TROUT button in twitter i'll be FUCKING RICH! :)) 04:45am @TMMY_M no sweat, it did sounds sexy though :P 02:11pm Souvenir kawinan gw mah iPad /cc: @chitrarinjani @ivanafeb 02:16pm @triaditya sok tahu, sok pinter ama sok bener itu manusiawi kok :p 04:03pm yahh.. Transformer 3D -nya udh gak ada ya di @blitzmegaplex? T.T beneran sedih, pengen banget nonton soalnya. 04:09pm @TMMY_M nonton ma gw aja yok! 04:17pm ahh nyeseknya kayak baru putus pacaran sumpah, udh ditunggu2 dr taun kmaren, pas ada malah gak pergi :(( 04:36pm Tuhan, salah gw apa sih??? (loba koplok!!)

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05:22pm @TMMY_M ehh.. Errrrrr.. *tibatibaGrogi* gw td nge-bluff doank sumpah! :p 05:30pm Penurunan bendera di Kantor Kecamatan Baleendah, Bandung #17an http://t.co/WzQX17U 05:36pm Upacaranya gives me chills, this is how it should be. Masih ada hal2 yg perlu dilakukan secara fisik.

Thu Aug 18 03:31pm bu @dpermata nyalain ym-nya! trus add gw: [email protected] URGENT! 03:57pm cobaan terberat selama puasa beberapa tahun belakangan ini cuman terjadi waktu hari Selasa, minggu kmaren sama HARI INI!!! :/ 04:01pm gw beneran perlu kursus menghapal jalan kayaknya. i really can't hit the road without my wing-man (ralat: wing-woman). :/ 04:06pm hufff... hufffff... hufffff.. all is well.. all is well.. tarik nafas.. 04:10pm RT @sonyasoraya: RT @kaskus: Dengan ngetweet memakai hashtag #CupOfFaith, kita ikut menyumbang 1 mangkok beras untuk anak-anak jalanan. 04:11pm RT @sonyasoraya: #CupOfFaith #CupOfFaith #CupOfFaith #CupOfFaith #CupOfFaith #CupOfFaith #CupOfFaith #CupOfFaith #CupOfFaith #CupOfFaith 04:12pm ndak perlu snewen toh bay.. yg puasa kan bukan cuman gw doank :)

Fri Aug 19 12:41am @TMMY_M towel di last.fm :)) 04:25am i thought.. but then i thought wrong! 96

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11:39pm Sahur on the road is simply ridiculous. Dude, if you want to party, please choose another moment. Not in this most solemn month! 11:42pm Dan sprti dibilang oleh @ekohelsi, org2 yg sahur on the road ini besoknya pasti sarapan pagi.

Sun Aug 21 01:00am i'm thirsty!! RT @dpermata: I'm starving! -____01:06am jd yah, klo suasana pikiran lg gak ok, bikin metabolisme tubuh gak bener. hal itu bikin penyerapan nutrisi makanan pun gak bener.. 01:06am ..alhasil klo boker bakal cenderung mencret. 01:06am sebaliknya klo suasana pikiran lg ok, metabolisme tubuh pun bener. nutrisi makanan dpt diserap dgn sempurna, jd boker cenderung agak keras. 01:07am kesimpulannya: suasana pikiran itu berbanding lurus dengan tingkat kekerasan boker. 01:07am demikian filosofi boker menurut dr. jenderalcilik :))) 10:54pm knock-knock | who's there? | olive | olive you too :/

Mon Aug 22 10:54am wah @TelkomSpeedyID beneran parah! udah ngajuin cabut koneksi dari 2 bulan yg lalu ternyata blm dicabut jg, pdhl udh 2 bulan gak pake Speedy 10:58am tapi liciknya, @TelkomSpeedyID tetep ngeluarin tagihan untuk 2 bulan itu! LICIK!! 11:02am oh! so today is @TMMY_M's birthday? :D dear twitter, please flood her timeline with greatest birthday wishes XD

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11:09am .@TelkomSpeedyID sudah dicoba barusan. disuruh ngasi fotokopi ktp, kartu keluarga, dan tetap bayar tagihan!! picik! 09:39pm sekalinya ngasi kultwit, @ivanafeb malah kultwit ttg duit! haaahhhhhh mental pegawe bank :))) 09:44pm @chitrarinjani don't ever think about it!!! :)) 09:47pm And oh! The funny part is when @ivanafeb giving up typing her kultwit on blackberry. Jdnya pindah ke PC, gak bakat jd selebtwit :)) 09:53pm @PitaRatna cerdas pisan maneh! :)) (re: tips uang) 10:01pm .@ivanafeb: itu bolanya maen dmn? | gw: entah | @ivanafeb: di GBK ya? | gw: entah | @ivanafeb: bukan di GBU ya? | gw: *ngakak* 10:04pm Tendangan El Loco ke gawang menyebabkan gempa di Timor Leste. Butterfly effect?? :/ 10:50pm edan! eta dinamo Chukin :)) RT @pramgil: Kalo Okto itu tamiya, dia itu pake dinamo chukin yg udah digorok. 11:33pm "..math, science, history, unravelling the mysteries, that all started with a Big BANG!" 11:35pm tea honey and lime atw "tea honey and lime"??? :))) RT @konjojojo: Tetiba ngidam tea honey and limenya potluck kitchen. 11:38pm "O Gravity, thou art a heartless bitch!" -- Dr. Dr. Sheldon Lee Cooper, B.S., M.S., M.A., Ph.D., Sc.D 11:50pm RT @sonyasoraya: Waktu Summer nyanyi di lift sebelah Tom "to die by your side, is such a heavenly way to die ~" #AdeganFilmMengesankan 11:51pm bentar, knp semua twit gw tiba2 ada peta-nya? :/

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Tue Aug 23 12:02am "Neck, shot, lime!" ~ youtu.be/v5Wu1KpWLxQ #adeganFilmMengesankan XD 12:10am waktu kiwi terjun dari tebing dan membuatnya seolah sedang terbang ~ http://t.co/EBiZ9h4 #adeganFilmMengesankan /cc: @pemirsa 12:28am A.plus desktop ini gak user-savvy :/ *uninstall* 01:10am "Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur. Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr.. purr.. purr.." 04:20am .@dagienkz bagian tubuh yg mempesona? KETEK. KETEK my eyes off of you. #sawityowit 04:31am Anggota salah satu parpol di "negeri antah berantah"?? ZAKARudin #sawityowit /cc: @adi_tea 03:43pm oh hell, setelah stuck di tombol repeat "Insya Alloh.." sekarang yg kepencet tombol repeat "lebaran sebentar lagi.." :/ 04:14pm @ivanafeb cek email donk! and ah! if you followed me it'll be easier since i can just send a DM :/

Wed Aug 24 01:18am gak pernah nyangka bakalan nyobain hitchhiking di tengah kota :p 02:55am ternyata "let me do the rest" tidak semudah kedengerannya. 03:05am "My existence is a continuum, so I've been what I am at each point in the implied time period." -- Dr. Sheldon Cooper

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Thu Aug 25 12:19am Konkon? :/ RT @konjojojo: Evolusi nickname yang mulai absurd, dari jo → ijonk → joe → joey → jojo → jojon → ojoj :(( 12:44am @sonyasoraya selamat ulang tahun cumi! sejak gw gak yakin Tuhan punya twitter, jd doanya gak perlu gw tulis disini ya ;D 04:03am Boker + mantengin timeline (gak musti ngetwit juga) = bliss 04:05am Oh! Oh! I forget the cigar!! XD 04:12am @TMMY_M it'll be awkward since i tweet that from the closet *oops* 04:23am @TMMY_M DAGNABIT! :))) 04:30am Bobo lagi yuk! 04:31am @internetsehat NEWTON #dinihari 03:40pm @ivanafeb sounds great! XD 03:41pm @TMMY_M i want a Syfy, Fox, CBS and HBO as well. sial gak nyampe ke Garut :)) 09:49pm bwahahaha @pandji dkk gak berani nyentil Partai NasDem, bisa ditutup tu acara :)) 09:58pm pdhl td ke Sukaluyu ngarepin ketemu elu :( RT @dpermata: Home sweet home! Heaven! 10:14pm @dpermata ehh seriusan itu mah! gak ada maksud laen kok! gw pgn bersilaturahim :) 10:20pm keinginan mudik mlm ini kalah ama rajukan @ivanafeb XD

Fri Aug 26 05:10pm hanjeeeeeeeng Garut klo mo lebaran udh kyk Dayeuh Kolot.. MACETTTT!! 06:06pm pas buka, ketawa dulu dikit ah! http://t.co/DY34GrB :))) 100

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07:28pm i'm so into electro and 8-bit-ish pop music! 09:04pm babeh gw masang muka konyol pas nyoba mainin "Karinding" :))) 09:58pm bingung cara pake Wrap Cardi-nya @dhiyaa_ ? here's the "How To" ~ http://t.co/V3W4tMu /cc: @dpermata XD 10:06pm @dpermata assssiiiiiiikkkkk di-RT sama @dhiyaa_ XD 10:21pm :/ RT @ivanafeb Modelnya ok lho! Re: Wrap Cardi-nya @dhiyaa_ ~ http://t.co/V3W4tMu /cc: @dpermata XD 10:27pm the sparklies said to me "Yay! Everything should sparkle! Except maybe vampires." ~ http://t.co/cLOHLDC Hahahahaha 10:35pm Film Pendek yg dibuat pake Nokia N8 dgn efek yg keren ~ http://t.co/4UxnmCo /cc: @pemirsa @gage @goenrock :D 10:36pm @pemirsa saya akan berusaha lebih baik! *YOOOOSHHH!! * :P 10:36pm RT @pemirsa Merek henpon dengan fitur anti mantan RT @tassianinski muvon (?) 11:00pm "Sex works even better than chocolate to modify behavior." -Dr. Sheldon Cooper 11:51pm Kehidupan di Barat #bandbule /cc: @TMMY_M 11:53pm Tak Berdenyut #bandbule 11:56pm Sang Penyembuh #bandbule 11:58pm Anak Punk Gila #bandbule 11:59pm Kota Burung Hantu #bandbule

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Sat Aug 27 01:36am HOLLY MOTHER!?? *menatap nanar ke bungkus rokok yg tinggal 2 batang, pdhl baru beli tadi pas buka puasa* i shoud quit smoking :/ 01:40am etapi kadang gw klo ngerokok suka kyk 'anak menteri', belom nyampe ujung udh dimatiin. gaya bener! giliran sekarat baru ngais2 puntung :/ 04:08am tp gak ada yg makin ganteng/ cantik klo pake kacamata bolong, contoh 7icons (RE: @sonyasoraya Kacamata Item) 04:12am instead of being geeky, you just made yourself looks stupid with that glass-less eyeglass. 05:01am +fav-ing your own tweets is like saying "i love you" to your hand after you masturbate. /cc: @dpermata @idillionaire 06:12am i'm a sinner even on Glitch World ~ http://t.co/S3MNOoX so God trapped me in Hell for the rest of week, and nothing i can do about it! :)) 06:15am @oktorina_dio forget? 12:57pm #fyi NASA punya tradisi bikin poster unik buat setiap misinya ~ http://t.co/OIAwCKf contoh: Expedition 30 ~ http://t.co/7t0rxKD 01:17pm BIRTHDAY: Then and Now ~ http://t.co/X6HCX9Z 03:06pm internet = cute cat videos :/ 04:03pm these kids kicks Brandon (Indonesia Mencari Bakat) in the ass! ~ http://t.co/RYEMLkg 05:55pm #tipsMudik gak usah jauh-jauh, cari tempat mudik yg deket aja. klo bisa yg cukup naek angkot lgsg nyampe. 06:46pm kaftan itu apa sih? yg buat bungkus mayat itu ya?

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06:53pm Oooohhh... ~ http://t.co/S2IYRuM i'm a criminal, please shoot me XD 07:06pm @__zwitter wad donglod ieu doonks: "X-Men First Class" ~ http://j.mp/nVGz6F | "THOR" ~ http://j.mp/qRJkE9 :D 10:34pm @sonyasoraya we never bitch about your obsession to bags, shoes and stuff, so don't bitch about what we like #ProPacarnyaCumi >:) 10:36pm @sonyasoraya ebuset di-RT! :)) ampuuuunn cumi! ampuuuunnnnnn!!! *bertekuk lutut* 10:43pm @sonyasoraya porn is a kids play. i have a real sex lives >:)) 10:47pm Chihuahuas is so last year, tortoise is today's fashion trend! :)) ~ http://t.co/CCqFjIS 10:49pm @sonyasoraya kenapa musti di-RT sihh cumiiiiiiii?? mengapaaa??? *menatap dgn mata nanar* 10:55pm @sonyasoraya oh! ok.. klo gitu kita musuhan!! ..ampe lebaran. eh! enggak denk, ampe sahur aja yah. 11:03pm Briptu Frestya?? XD RT @ivanafeb RT @hotradero: Pesan mudik dari Kepolisian RI. http://t.co/T6LXYny 11:05pm bokap gw kelakuannya makin absurd! barusan ketimpa pintu kamar mandi.. duh! beh.. bodornya udh kyk film looney tunes 11:13pm "You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed." -Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, The Little Prince

Sun Aug 28 12:34am @__zwitter isukan karumah 04:27am donlod semua extras di DVD-nya "The Big Bang Theory" ohh this is a bliss!! XD

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04:37am oh wait no! seeing Sheldon laughing is a bliss :)) 11:43am you can trace a line around the globe and i'll be still sleeping *yawn* 01:34pm @JAVAmusikindo @AdrieSubono "All Things Bright and Beautiful Tour" #javamusikindo4 bismillah moga dapet (+1) 01:34pm @JAVAmusikindo @AdrieSubono "All Things Bright and Beautiful Tour" #javamusikindo4 bismillah moga dapet (+2) 01:34pm @JAVAmusikindo @AdrieSubono "All Things Bright and Beautiful Tour" #javamusikindo4 bismillah moga dapet (+3) 01:34pm @JAVAmusikindo @AdrieSubono "All Things Bright and Beautiful Tour" #javamusikindo4 bismillah moga dapet (+4) 01:34pm @JAVAmusikindo @AdrieSubono "All Things Bright and Beautiful Tour" #javamusikindo4 bismillah moga dapet (+5) 01:34pm @JAVAmusikindo @AdrieSubono "All Things Bright and Beautiful Tour" #javamusikindo4 bismillah moga dapet (+6) 01:35pm @JAVAmusikindo @AdrieSubono "All Things Bright and Beautiful Tour" #javamusikindo4 bismillah moga dapet (+8) 01:35pm @JAVAmusikindo @AdrieSubono "All Things Bright and Beautiful Tour" #javamusikindo4 bismillah moga dapet (+9) 01:35pm @JAVAmusikindo @AdrieSubono "All Things Bright and Beautiful Tour" #javamusikindo4 jawaban terakhir (+10) 02:42pm gw msi gak ngerti lagu Stereo Love ini enaknya di sebelah mana :/ oh! dan itu accordion atau pianika sih? 04:38pm @TMMY_M don't be an ignorant, be warn. coz one bite, one scratch and you become one of them. 06:10pm kok timeline tiba2 sepi? sibuk ngunyah kyknya :/ 08:42pm RT @YUCKYBOT It's worse when a girl hates you than when a guy hates you because girls get everyone else to hate you. 104

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09:21pm i always wanted to be a husband who serve a breakfast for my wife on the bed after we made love. XD 09:36pm YAY! akhirnya.. RT @deelestari Doakan jg dlm perjalanan nulis #Partikel, kondisi mental sy tetap waras :) 09:38pm some people just don't appreciate nightmares. 09:50pm @pemirsa nih gw kenalin ama bu dokter @saparamita :)) 09:56pm @saparamita jd ceritanya @pemirsa ini lg sakit, trus butuh dokter. entahlah bu dok, emg gitu dy mah! :)) 10:14pm RIP Solipskier. While smashing his face into a cliff at 53 km/h was dumb, he did achieve 31,450,235 points. http://t.co/aydnVfd 10:23pm wth?? RT @ruliharahap Wtf local HBO? You censor Game of Thrones? Come on! Its just boobies and rough Dothraki sex! 10:29pm tadi knp timeline tiba2 pada jd alay? pada minta Folbeck?? 11:01pm @dpermata :)) a word is a typo, but a whole abbreviations is fucked up!

Mon Aug 29 04:14am since it's the last sahur, can we have a party?? 04:15am okay, we can skip the party and straight to the sex par.. oh shit not again! 04:25am yg laku di puasa hari terakhir itu bukan parsel, bukan ketupat, tp alkohol. cek aja di warung2 yg jual miras. 04:41am @ismanhs @katarangga udh liat Live-action trailernya Deus Ex? ~ http://t.co/9uC8czj keren! :D 01:37pm produk Apple terbaru, iQuit ~ http://t.co/aXkSACk 06:02pm @ivanafeb enak buka puasa mah sama orang Garut, pasti ada cinta XD

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06:04pm mo lebaran besok kek, mo lusa kek. sah sah ajah, asal jangan lebaran minggu depan aja :D 06:14pm whoa! :D RT @rahneputri Ahsyeek :)) RT @pergijauh: @rahneputri @inestjokro yauda, takbirannya kita pake nada 8 bit aja, gmn? 06:19pm @dpermata dih! sirik aja sih?? knp? lu kangen buka bareng orang garut juga?? XD 06:20pm logis RT @dpermata gw lebarannya ikut yg cepet aja deh! Kasian ibu udh masakin opor dkk,keburu basi kayanya kalo buat 06:27pm RT @AndaTriadi RT @ted_kho @wenzrawk: Just in. Confirmed --> 1 Syawal 1432 H = Selasa, 30 Agustus 2011. Sumber: Dept Agama RI 06:32pm @ismanhs hehehe kyk narasi trailer film :)) 06:38pm perasaan jaman dulu orang klo ada kembang api tuh pada amazed, astonished. sekarang malah ngomel2.. aneh! 06:41pm coz for me, those fireworks always bring some smile. :) 06:42pm RT @febryfawzi iseng mau liat bulan, siapa tau bisa bantu nentuin lebaran kapan, pas akses http://t.co/K1GtmWT trnyt bisa! /via: @TMMY_M 06:51pm @dpermata :))) 07:06pm :))) RT @sonyasoraya HAHAHA! RT @infoidulfitri: GUE NGETWEET TUH CUMA SETAUN SEKALI.. UDAH DITUNGGU SELAMA SEBULAN. EH TAU NYA DIGINIIN DONG 07:08pm mudah-mudahan pemerintah memberikan keputusan yang terbaik.. *menatap nanar opor ayam* 07:12pm yg pasti yg lebaran tgl 32 Agustus itu musyrik! /cc: @tyasuyono :)) 07:27pm @joantobing tos! 106

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07:47pm sesat atau tersesat itu masih bisa ditolerir, yg gawat itu klo menyesatkan. 07:52pm jadi ntar subuh masi ada sahur bareng OVJ donk? 07:54pm klo pertanyaan 17 Agustus itu tanggal berapa bs jd lelucon, pertanyaan 1 Syawal tanggal berapa itu hal yg lumrah di Indonesia. 07:55pm +1432 RT @pemirsa RT @vetamandra pemerintahnya katanya gak bener. Jadi kenapa harus manut? 07:56pm :)))) RT @pemirsa besok lusa RT @popokman So, informasi sejauh ini bilang lebaran itu besok atau lusa? 08:00pm ohh.. pantes dari Indonesia gak pernah ada yg jd Astronot *manggut-manggut* 08:01pm @usembassyjkt kok kyk diagram Fibonacci ya? 08:04pm @EkoHelsi @didimauludh malah peralatan di Indonesia yg belum modern :/ 08:06pm RT @pemirsa harusnya yg nentuin FPI aja, karena mereka yg punya hak untuk gebukin orang yg makan ketupat sebelum lebaran 08:11pm klo mahasiswa seharusnya lebarannya besok. krn biasanya kan mahasiswa suka melawan sistem, melawan pemerintah. LAWAN!! :/ 08:12pm @EkoHelsi gw msi mahasiswa, jd lebarannya besok :))) 08:36pm yg kesian itu yg takbirannya besok tp kembang api-nya udh abis tadi :/ 08:39pm jd gw lebaran besok ajah deh! ngehormatin yg udh nyalain kembang api tadi. 08:39pm :)) RT @triaditya Kirain bbm aja yg delay..gak taunya lebaran juga ya *lg hits delay.. 08:42pm @PitaRatna jd musti percaya sama pemerintah? pemerintahnya kan gak bener? *dilema*

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08:44pm DAGNABIT!! XD RT @sonyasoraya @jenderalcilik RT @MentionTo: #MentionTo your friend who is a porn star. 08:45pm @PitaRatna aku percaya diri aja mau ngelamar kamu beib. ;) 08:50pm yg ditakutin itu pandangan agama lain yg gak ngerti permasalahannya, pasti mikirnya gini "hehe.. pathetic!" :/ 08:51pm eh twit gw barusan jangan di RT yak! itu cuman asumsi gw doank kok :s 08:52pm yahh keburu banyak yg nge-RT gak papa denk, gw cuman takut salah aja :P 08:56pm @chitrarinjani sama-sama berotak yahudi kita :))) 08:58pm gw mah gak peduli HILAL gak keliatan kek, atau kita belum HALAL kek yg penting.. *BUKA BAJU!!!* :)) 08:58pm *BUKA CELANA JUGA!!!* 09:04pm mau lebaran besok kek, lusa kek, besok lusa kek, yg penting yg mudik pake kereta JANGAN ngelakuin kyk gini ya ~ http://j.mp/ oBH0q5 :))) 09:45pm @ivanafeb oh jd kmu rabu love? byu besok. ntar klo jadi nikah lebarannya sendiri2 donk?? #EH?? :)))

Tue Aug 30 05:20am waduuuuuhhh!! telat sahur! yaudah lebaran sekarang aja deh. 05:31am gini nih enaknya lebarannya beda tuh, gak usah takut telat sahur. klo sahurnya kesiangan ya tinggal ikut solat Ied aja! *damn i'm genius!* 07:45am kepada semua follower yg menjalankan Hari Raya Idul Fitri pada hari ini gw mo minta maaf klo ada twit-twit yg menyinggung perasaan,

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07:46am banyak #nomention yang menyindir, krn emg pada waktu itu agak khilaf jadi emang sedikit berniat untuk menyindir :/ 07:49am dan kalo nanti ada yang terlewat gak ke-mention, mudahmudahan twit ini bisa mewakili permohonan minta maaf gw :) 07:51am @konjojojo Om Jo, Minal Aidin Wal Faizin ya :) maafin klo ada twit yg sengaja bermaksud ngecengin. :P 07:53am @adi_tea bung Adi Minal Aidin Wal Faizin! hampura mun aya salah nya. :) 07:55am @jover_loint gw gak tau Om Hadi lebarannya kapan, tp the hell with that! takut ada mention yg 'agak' nyangkut di hati mohon dimaafin ya :D 07:56am @EkoHelsi @BayuBibir @pramgil @JMarbun Minal Aidin Wal Faizin, maafin gw kawans! maap klo kadang becandaannya suka kelewatan :P 07:58am @pemirsa mudah-mudahan permintamaafan gw ke elu bisa mewakili ke seluruh pemirsa setia dunia twitter :P Minal Aidin Wal Faizin ya Bay! :) 08:00am @sonyasoraya Minal Aidin Wal Faizin Cumi!! maafin gw ya, suka cunihin gak jelas :P oia, permusuhan kita yg kemaren anggap usai yak! ;) 08:01am @chitrarinjani tante, Minal Aidin Wal Faizin ya salamin jugak buat si Om! :D 08:05am @lunaticedric hey long-lost-cyber-mate! :) lama tak bersua, maafin gw ya. damn it! kyknya gw banyak salah deh ma kmu.. so sorry :'( 08:06am @PitaRatna hey beib! maaf suka bikin kmu jd yg kedua (HANJIRR NAON IEU MAKSUDNA??) :P Minal Aidin Wal Faizin ya beib.

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08:08am @dpermata hey Dian :D maafin gw yaa, anggep aja semua flirtingan gw itu komplimen bwt elu :P Minal Aidin Wal Faizin, salam bwt keluarga. 08:15am @TMMY_M hey! walo baru kenal kemaren gak ada salahnya klo gw minta maaf. takutnya ada twit2 yg gak enak :D 08:16am @CaptD41 udah beres solat kita mah! Minal Aidin Wal Faizin nya Ai :D 08:17am umm.. siapa lagi yak? yah gituh weh lah pokona mah.. Minal Aidin Wal Faizin semuanya! *sambil isep rokok* :))) 08:36pm @ivanafeb love byu udh di rumah, tp barusan disuruh ngumpul di rumahnya @__zwitter jd mo pergi lagi 08:37pm @putrianza hey bu, Minal Aidin Wal Faizin ya, maaf klo ada salah-salah kata. baek-baek di negeri sana ya :D 11:23pm RT @chitrarinjani Akankah setelah ini engkau masih ditunggu dan dinanti oleh jutaan umat, wahai adzan maghrib? 11:29pm @ivanafeb love byu udh di rumah, aseli ini mah :D 11:35pm kumpul keluarga besar paling 'dengdek' a.k.a Keluarga Niti tadi berasa kurang tanpa kehadiran @nirwanniti /cc: @__zwitter @vitoliplop 11:41pm @ismanhs @cinnamoncherry Selamat Hari Idul Fitri 1 Syawal 1432 H Pak Isman dan Mbak Donna, Minal Aidin Wal Faizin yaa :) Bayu 11:46pm @rendy Minal Aidin Wal Faizin mas Rendy! Selamat Hari Idul Fitri 1 Syawal 1432 H :) 11:53pm @putrianza eh sumpah siah maaf gw gak panggil nama, abisnya bingung manggilnya gmn, gw gak tau nama kmu :P 11:55pm @putrianza ok! klo gt gw panggil Yana ajah yak! :)) eniwey, NAMA GW TERTERA DI PROFIL GW!! >:/ 11:59pm @putrianza piss deh Putri :) <--- THERE! am i saying it right? 110

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Wed Aug 31 12:02am @putrianza well that sounds nice actually ;) ok let's start all over again!!! Hi nana, kenalin gw bayu :) 12:03am @JMarbun ditunggu aja mank! pasti dateng kok :)) 12:19am @putrianza mau donk linknya! fav gw yg 1901 remix 12:26am @putrianza udah denger yg ini! ini jinahnya di sebelah mana? org klipnya cuman still photo doank kok! 08:53am selamat.. pagi! XD *baru bangun* 08:55am @saparamita hi bu dokter! Maaf lahir batin yaa :) 09:02am pacar gw @ivanafeb mana yak? kok belum berkeliaran di timeline? :/ 09:06am WAJIB RT!!! XD RT @saparamita sawangsulna akang @jenderalcilik anu kasep ;) 12:43pm @rennystay hey! Minal Aidin Wak Faizin juga ya :) 02:07pm @oktorina_dio Selamat hari raya Idul Fitri Okta, maaf lahir batin ya :) 03:30pm mungkin keluarga gw yg terlalu apatis jd gw selamat2 ajah tuh dari pertanyaan "kapan kawin?" :))) 03:32pm atw mungkin keluarga gw terlalu cool, so they don't effin mind others business. 03:34pm mungkin pertanyaan "kapan kawin?" bisa dijawab dengan pertanyaan "kapan gw dapet warisan gw?"

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Thu Sep 01 02:20am @sugahpuff @AryanataR klo 4 sisi diitung yg depan jd belakang, itu gak enak! gw prnah gak sengaja make kebalik, nyangkut di pantat! :)) 02:21am @sonyasoraya kmu di garut cumi? 02:25am seriusan gw pernah entah lg mabok apa, gak sengaja make kolor kebalik, yg harusnya di depan jd muter ke belakang.. 02:26am awalnya sih fine-fine aja gak berasa ada yg aneh, cuman beberapa saat kemudian kok nyelip kepantat muluk yak?? 02:27am gw coba benerin posisinya (discreetly) tp tetep balik lagi, nyelip lagi-nyelip lagi, akhirnya gw ke toilet, alhasil ngakak sendiri :P 01:34pm mentang-mentang lebaran udh lewat bukan berarti waktunya nyari2 kesalahan orang toh 08:03pm cc: @pemirsa RT @saparamita mana tepuk tangannya pemirsaaaa.. *krikkrik*

Fri Sep 02 01:11pm @rezafaturachman coba ke Budi Suci, di pengkolan. udh buka kyknya. 03:57pm waaaaaaa!! aya si @__zwitter di Trans7! DOWNHILL!!! 04:02pm anjrit! si @__zwitter riding bareng Medina Kamil! :))) 10:49pm @__zwitter dmn wad?

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Sat Sep 03 02:05am the "New Street Project" in Glitch opened just now is called "Pipit Throat". What a coincidence, coz today is @vitoliplop's birthday! XD 02:08am here's the screenshot ~ http://t.co/S6TQcEW ..and today is @vitoliplop's birthday! please flood her timeline with your blessings :) 02:56pm #TipsBeliOlehOlehDariGarut buat para pemudik yg nyimpang dan mau beli oleh-oleh dr Garut, nih ada beberapa tips. ASELI DARI ORANG GARUT! :)) 02:57pm Kalau mau beli Dodol, varian Dodol atau olahan Dodol, dll, cari yang merk-nya PICNIC. #TipsBeliOlehOlehDariGarut 02:58pm bukan maksud promosi, tapi gw hanya maintain image Dodol Garut. merk lain totally ruin in! Just trust me on this. 03:02pm ada bnyk toko oleh2 di Garut, but i suggest to buy them at Prima Rasa di Jl. Ciledug dan Jl. A. Yani #TipsBeliOlehOlehDariGarut 03:03pm dan Toko Pujasega di Jl. Cipanas, (setelah Alun2 Cipanas, jalan menuju Bandung) #TipsBeliOlehOlehDariGarut 03:04pm please keep this in mind, bukan maksud promosi merk, atau toko. gw cuman ngasi tau kualitas di toko2 tsb terjaga. #TipsBeliOlehOlehDariGarut 03:07pm oh! sekarang lagi heboh merk ChocoDot (Cokelat Dodol Garut) menurut gw rasa cokelatnya aneh, #TipsBeliOlehOlehDariGarut 03:08pm ok merk tsb emg pioneer di produk cokelat dodol, tapi skrg Picnic ngluarin prdk yg sama, dgn kualitas yg lbh baik #TipsBeliOlehOlehDariGarut 03:10pm klo mau beli Jaket Kulit cari di Jl. Sukaregang. #TipsBeliOlehOlehDariGarut

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03:10pm @TMMY_M kmu kyknya bisa bantu jd frontliner produk pariwisata Garut deh :P hihihihi 03:13pm dan kalo pinter pdkt ke toko2 yg jual jaket kulit, bs nanya lgsg dmn tmpt produksinya, harganya JAUH lbh murah #TipsBeliOlehOlehDariGarut 03:14pm pengrajin jaket kulit semuanya ada di Jl. Sukaregang, bisa nanya ke tukang ojek atau tukang becak disana. #TipsBeliOlehOlehDariGarut 03:16pm @pemirsa :)) thank you om bay! 03:18pm buat yg gak terlalu suka sama makanan manis, selain Dodol, Garut terkenal sama Dorokdok dan Kurupuk Kulitnya. #TipsBeliOlehOlehDariGarut 03:20pm klo Dorokdok sama Kurupuk Kulit, gw gak tau pasti merk yg enak apa. #TipsBeliOlehOlehDariGarut 03:21pm tapi klo kebetulan lagi di Sukaregang, kalian bisa nanya Dorokdok/ Kurupuk Kulit yg enak apa, belinya dimana #TipsBeliOlehOlehDariGarut 03:22pm tapi di toko2 yg tadi gw bilang (PrimaRasa & Pujasega) ada kok Kurupuk Kulit dan Dorokdok :) #TipsBeliOlehOlehDariGarut 03:23pm @TMMY_M kmu oran Garut??? SEJAK KAPAN!? bukannya kmu kmaren mudik ke Jkt? XD 03:24pm bisa dicoba nih! -->RT @TMMY_M jenderalcilik tp aku ska beli di toko NUR, enak bgt. Lebih oke dari picnic :) #TipsBeliOlehOlehDariGarut 03:29pm barusan gw baru beli Kurupuk Kulit "PEDAS" merknya HIKMAH ~ http://t.co/eusoJ5f udh gw tes, dan ENAK! :D #TipsBeliOlehOlehDariGarut

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03:30pm RT @TMMY_M Pernah beli sepatu sendal di sukaregang. Modelnya bagus, jaitannya rapi, awet cuma 20rb #TipsBeliOlehOlehDariGarut 03:31pm oh! Kurupuk Kulit Pedas "Hikmah" ini fav-nya @ivanafeb jd gw beli buat oleh2 :P #TipsBeliOlehOlehDariGarut 03:31pm RT @TMMY_M Klo di toko NUR, yg plg sering dibeli wajitnya. Krn home made dodol, bsa dimakan selagi haneut #TipsBeliOlehOlehDariGarut 03:39pm bwt yg berduit dan pgn beli Batik Tulis Garutan, bs dicari di Jl. Pasundan sama di deket "Babancong" ada butiknya #TipsBeliOlehOlehDariGarut 03:40pm @magie2603 aaaaaaahhhhh Maggie!! XD mumpung msi suasana lebaran maapin gw ya meg *salaman* :P 03:40pm RT @TMMY_M kalo arah keluar Garut menuju bandung ada di sbelah kanan jalan. Disitu jual dorokdok pedes enak jg ;) #TipsBeliOlehOlehDariGarut 03:43pm @TMMY_M main ke Garut yuk! XD 03:51pm @TMMY_M ada travelnya namanya Intan Raya, Diana Prima sama Soni Prima :)) 03:54pm @ivanafeb iyaaaa 03:57pm @TMMY_M eh! enggak bukan itu tadi nama2 bis :)) 04:01pm @TMMY_M 15 rebu sajahh, tp gw jarang naek bis2 yg gw bilang td, gw lebih seneng ke Cileunyi trus naek Primajasa yg dr Jkt, lebih nyamannn :P 04:22pm @TMMY_M dari dago mah tinggal naek damri yg mau ke jatinangor, ada yg AC malah 07:00pm @ivanafeb @chitrarinjani yakin? ada certain part malah cowok2 lebih hapal detail drpd ceweknya.. 115

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07:10pm RT @BhagasX Eh di ZARA jual kostum Naruto juga ternyata :p http://j.mp/oSHVil /via: @TMMY_M 07:35pm @katarangga klo Jetpack kyknya masuk akal :P 07:39pm emg yg tergila2 ama L-Men itu 'gak' straight ya? RT @motazella: ada gak sih cowo straight yang tergila-gila ama L-Men? /via: @cinnamoncherry 08:52pm @infobandung info traffic dari Garut menuju Bandung donk! macet gak? dmn macetnya? thank you :) 10:04pm @d5108hm hatur nuhun! ini jg muter balik ternyata dari Cipanas udh macet total, gak gerak. 10:06pm @ivanafeb "Persepolis" byu punya film, sama komiknya kok! itu yg jd pembuka International Film Festival di Jkt nnrp tahun lalu. 10:12pm "Persepolis" comics (film yg lagi diputer di MetroTV) ~ http:// t.co/hsVZ3TV /cc: @ivanafeb 10:47pm @PitaRatna emg klo ganteng yakin bs ngobrol? bs kenalan? bs tukeran no hp?? :))) 10:58pm @triaditya ada gw filmnya, di harddisk. ntar gw copy-in yak! :)

Sun Sep 04 09:28am Bwt pemudik dr arah Garut ke Bandung, hati2 Nagreg kembali jd DUA ARAH #infomudik 09:30am di Mesjid di Nagreg terutama di waktu2 sholat, hati-hati banyak kendaraan parkir dan keluar-masuk mesjid. #infomudik 11:55am drat! @ivanafeb stalking my twitter account :/ 06:18pm Heuheu, ada yaa costumer yg gak tau apa yg dy pesen. Maen ambil minuman orang. Abs gt marah2 pula? Gak berpendidikan pisaaaan

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06:22pm Tampang sih nampak kyk org tajir, nongkrongnya di Starbucks, order minum kyk yg iye, tp gak tau apa yg dy pesen, minuman gw diambil pun :/ 08:44pm wait a sec, perasaan dulu yg hunting komik smurf itu gw deh.. everyone knows that! tapi kok?? :/ 08:47pm it's not cool to try to make yourself looks cool. 08:50pm well atleast if there's someone who try so hard to imitates you then it's a prove that you're cool! damn i'm cool! XD 10:57pm @dpermata :)) cek aja kontek bbm anda hhaaahahahaha 11:03pm Salute! bwt pacar gw, this jerk disrespect her badly, but she still have the jerk listed as a friend. Atta girl @ivanafeb! :D 11:15pm you don't realize, that you just bragging about your shit.

Mon Sep 05 10:29am boleh tolong di-add Facebook gw? :P just for The Sims Social purpose hehehe.. --> jenderalcilik[at]gmail.com 12:16pm :)) ayoo di-add RT @konjojojo eh @jenderalcilik punya fb sekarang, mau maen sims social ya? :P 12:31pm OMG!!! gw pacaran ama @konjojojo di Sims Social :))) hey, sayang! 12:38pm makanya para cewek yg maen Sims Social plis selamatkan gw dari @konjojojo gw gak mau jd gay! :'( 04:00pm sims gw bertindak aneh, dateng ke rumah orang tiba2 boker sendiri tanpa disuruh :)) 05:32pm oh shyttt :/ RT @TMMY_M Cum 05:36pm @ivanafeb password FB apa??? byu mau approve di Sims kmu! biar pacaran di dunia Sims :p

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05:50pm eta naon cam cum cam cum :)) RT @TMMY_M Naon shyat shyit RT @jenderalcilik oh shyttt :/ RT @TMMY_M Cum 07:13pm maenin sims punya gw, sama punya pacar. kyknya gw punya kecenderungan kepribadian ganda deh :/ 08:34pm RT @rarindra LADY GAGA: FABRICATED ARTIST

Tue Sep 06 02:24pm RT @klcbs Follow dan Retweet @klcbs dan menangkan 1 voucher masuk TRANS STUDIO BANDUNG untuk 3 orang pemenang, #TSB-KLCBS 02:26pm @klcbs format twitnya salah kyknya, gak bisa pake "New RT" krn akunnya di-protect, trus klo pake "Old RT" twitnya kepanjangan :P 02:27pm @klcbs eh bisa pake "New RT" denk! twitter gw aja lg ngaco :P so nvrmind 07:41pm :))) RT @ivanafeb Nih ya @jenderalcilik aktif banget FB nya, padahal cm update annya isinya game smua :/ 08:47pm @ivanafeb byu br online eh kmunya malah off :/

Wed Sep 07 09:11pm puluhan tahun gw makan mie, baru kli ini gw beli mie baso sambil liat lgsg proses mie dibuat. dimulai dari adonan bo! 09:12pm seporsinya 16rebu sih, lumayan mahal, tp dikasi liat pengalaman bikin mie dari awal ampe akhirnya masuk perut itu priceless! :D 09:13pm dengan ini gw tetapkan, mie baso paling enak se-alam semesta ada di Jl. Ranggalawe, Garut! :))

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10:25pm @sonyasoraya eh ini knp kameramen sctv? #replytelat #telatbanget

Fri Sep 09 08:20pm ini judulnya "The Last Dji Sam Soe Magnum Filter"

Sun Sep 11 02:40am didn't know it'll be this hard to master your own feeling. 02:55am Teknologi komunikasi jaman skrg itu sangat bermanfaat klo lagi dpt masalah, terutama buat yg punya tmn bnyk. 02:57am klo bwt cewek tiap mellow dikit bs cepet curhat ke tmn cewek lain, atw cowok lain? 02:59am yg repot tuh bwt cowok kyk gw, udh mah teknologi komunikasi masa kini gak punya, temen pun tiada. tinggal cmn bs ngelus dada :( 03:00am DADA SIAPA??? :s

Tue Sep 13 12:15am Yarr Harrrrr!! RT @TMMY_M You aren't getting any smarter when you treat everyone like a bunch of morons. Watch the language, pirate! 12:17am bayar kaos bay! *ini udah besok* :)) RT @pemirsa tuips ingetin saya buat bayar kaos twitter ya, mbesok 12:19am growing a stache! *heggghhhhhhh!!!!* >_< 12:24am @triaditya udh di hardisk external kok, jd tgl bawa laptop, knp musti dikopiin? :)

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12:26am "Lay your picks and scrapers down, catch the fading evenlight, Butterflies rest in the fruit trees as we sing to Ur, good night.. 12:27am .. Fireflies glimmer, glimmer 'round all Shimla Mirch and back to you bearing sparks from all the Glitchen, Cosma, Tii and Friendly too.. 12:28am .. to be woven in our dreaming good night Groddle, good night." #nowplaying "Goodnight, Groddle" (@playglitch's End of Game Theme Song) 12:32am @triaditya aight! saturday then :)

Thu Sep 15 05:18pm this song is awesome! Phoenix - Rome (Lanny Merge Remix) http://t.co/OEI9Q0qA what do you think? 08:23pm RT @ivanafeb Ponakan gw (4th) diajarin suit gunting, batu kertas sama jenderalcilik, alhasil tiap hari maenan gt dan semua temennya diajarin 08:25pm hehehe untung gak ngajarin "Rock, Paper, Scissor, Lizard, Spock" klo tu anak jd cepet canggih kan gawat! >.< 08:28pm @TMMY_M totoro --> http://j.mp/qt9E7V #latereply #SUPERlate :p 08:30pm Libras did all the fuckening RT @IndraFidrians fuck Gemini. We're so fuckable RT #Aquarius are very strong people. Don't fuck with them. 08:37pm while peoples are busy partying at Apocalypse around the Ur, i was busy beautifying my second home, Ajaya Bliss. http://t.co/A8H8n6ph 08:52pm film Gremlin ini salah satu cotoh kejayaan animatronics di jamannya. sama kyk Master Yoda juga.

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Fri Sep 16 01:35am @TMMY_M oh my! Tammy.. your.. avatar... X.x #mimisan kemudian #pengsan 02:00am Dr. Sheldon's dancing? i must've live on the wrong universe! RT @konjojojo The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Premiere Promo http://t.co/ y8AL5dV2 01:21pm "Privet!" **now you know how to greet people in Russian :) 02:24pm have you ever experienced the annoying continuous clicking sound on your PC? either it's caused by a malware or misbehaving app on your PC. 02:25pm well, just don't fuck your PC up yet, i just wrote the solution in this thread ~ http://j.mp/oQJC4v :) have a nice day! 03:11pm namun ada beberapa manusia yg masih terjaga kerahasiaan hatinya RT @roniocta Hati manusia adlh rahasia, sampai kemudian ditemukan twitter.. 03:53pm lu temenan ama pemerkosa? RT @EkoHelsi E,dulu pernah diceritain sama temen kalo pelaku pemerkosaan tuh biasanya dikucilin pas di penjara 05:34pm perasaan waktu FPS gak nginep di hotel deh :/ RT @dpermata I'm at Novotel Lampung (Bandar Lampung) http://t.co/chh4cUfN 05:39pm asem, udh seharian dengerin lagu gak ada satupun yg kescrobble :/ 07:16pm ♫ listening to Club 8 - We Move In Silence ♫ // http://t.co/ puYkN8qg http://t.co/q2W5Pa1k 08:40pm yes, my tweets are gettin lame these days and you can go fuck yourself.

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08:58pm @dpermata buat inspirasi pola potongan kain tanpa jahit ~ http://t.co/Q2eif135 08:59pm @dpermata looks weird at first, soalnya base concept-nya emg futuristik. tp berpotensi bwt di'contek' dikit ;) 09:01pm @dpermata **sumber ~ http://j.mp/qUnysT 09:10pm apa ini maksudnya TvOne bikin berita pake sound efek Transformers??

Sat Sep 17 01:57pm "Labdien!" **now you know how to greet people in Latvian! :) 03:43pm bokap gw bodornya tingkat dewa, jd printer gw tuh blinking, minta direset, sibokap nyuruh dibongkar, gw udh bilang gak usah dibongkar.. 03:45pm tp dia keukeuh minta dibongkar, yaudah akhirnya gw nurut, sekalian bersihin waste ink tank-nya jg.. 03:45pm ..pas udh dibongkar gw bilang kita bersihin dulu, trus gw tinggal ke belakang ngambil tissue, pas balik lg taunya sibokap udh anteng.. 03:46pm ..anteng bersihin pake koas, gw blg, 'beh! itu kan koas buat nyemir ban mobil?' trs dy bilang 'gpp! malah bagus jd mengkilap!' 03:47pm ..gw sih cuman angguk2 aja, sambil mikir, semir ban kan ada wax-nya, ntar licin kali ya? 03:49pm ..singkat cerita printer udh kembali terpasang dan selesai direset, pas ditest si feeder-nya (tempat kertas masuk) gak mau narik kertas.. 03:50pm ..akhirnya gw bongkar lagi deh tu printer, dan taunya bener dugaan gw, si roll bwt narik kertasnya jadi licin!! wax semua disana :))

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03:51pm ..akhirnya skrg dy lg sibuk mikirin gmn caranya bersihin tu wax dari sana hihihihihi 04:02pm @adi_tea @AuLyA @WOWKonyol ada satu lagi, namanya Hoegeng, Kapolri tahun '68. Silahkan Googling klo gak percaya. 09:31pm sumpah mungkin gw satu-satunya orang yg belum pernah lihat Syahrini bilang 'Alhamdulilah, yah.. Sesuatu.." secara langsung. 09:33pm ..maksudnya dgn mata sendiri, baik di tv atw mergokin Syahrininya langsung. jd silahkan panggil gw cupu. 11:05pm ini cewek2 k pop tangan sama kaki-nya kok bisa kecil2 yak?? >.< ONYOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 11:07pm " I want nobody, nobody but choo!" they said it 'choo' instead of 'you' XD 11:32pm so, vagina is simply just the same as a Mickey Mouse House Club, "Come inside, it's fun inside!" 11:35pm Mickey Mouse Club House ~ http://t.co/fCstaCEM "Come inside, it's fun inside!" 11:39pm ah! got it, so a vagina is an upgraded childhood for Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.

Sun Sep 18 11:22am "Sawubona!' **now you know how to greet people in Zulu 12:45pm @pipis @mbakdos kostumnya bukan cuman kaos putih ama hotpants warna warni, tp jg kostum kaki jenjang, kulit putih sama muka unyu XD 01:02pm RT Jia Effendi: "I’m not upset that you lied to me, I’m upset that from now on I can’t believe you." - Friedrich Nietzche /via: @ismanhs G+

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01:22pm Be careful what you wish for! :)) ~ http://t.co/azzt0vsD 01:29pm @chitrarinjani sila :) 01:38pm "Open wide! oh so good i'll eat you, take me for a ride in your sweet delicious perfect little mouth" #np Dave Matthews Band Rapunzel 01:46pm http://t.co/WohgYWVl ~ "Marijuana. It's OK, it's JUST illegal" /cc: @jover_loint 02:35pm i just spent almost 30 mins to accept all gift request on Sims Social, and when i'm about to hit OK, the game crashed and need me to reload. 02:35pm and here we go, i get nothing from the gifts i just accepted. stupidest game developer ever! 02:41pm i don't need a friend even on Sims Social, the plants fulfill my social need. FOREVER ALONE!! 03:50pm @AdrieSubono #javamusikindo7 Vokalis OWLCITY Adam Young (+1) 03:50pm @AdrieSubono #javamusikindo7 Vokalis OWLCITY Adam Young (+2) 03:50pm @AdrieSubono #javamusikindo7 Vokalis OWLCITY Adam Young (+3) 03:51pm @AdrieSubono #javamusikindo7 Vokalis OWLCITY Adam Young (+4) 03:51pm @AdrieSubono #javamusikindo7 Vokalis OWLCITY Adam Young (+5) 03:51pm @AdrieSubono #javamusikindo7 Vokalis OWLCITY Adam Young (+6) 03:51pm @AdrieSubono #javamusikindo7 Vokalis OWLCITY Adam Young (+7) 124

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04:48pm There's a Princess in every girl and a Queen in every gay dude. 06:17pm SMS Mama minta pulsa udh ada subtitle bhs Sunda. "Pang meulikeun heula mamah pulsa simpati 20rebu, di nomor anyar mamah, Engke digantian." 06:35pm gak abis pikir gimana caranya anak2 bule pada gak takut ama yg namanya serangga? :/ 06:36pm this one is a kid handing a giant effin creepy mantis! http:// t.co/8RI4kpmr 06:42pm "..whispering unnecess.. essary unless.. ess.. ess.. you're in!" the hardest part of singing Phoenix's song is their French accent! >.< 06:44pm @TMMY_M you're a bot for a 'creepy' words eh? :)) 06:46pm THE FUCK!??? creepiest shit EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :))) RT @TMMY_M @jenderalcilik yg ini coba: http://t.co/1HGmQbz8 06:55pm WAJIB nonton! koplok tingkat parah :))) *rahang gw pegel* -> RT @TMMY_M jenderalcilik yg ini coba: http://t.co/1HGmQbz8 06:56pm *auuuuuuuu!* 07:04pm so you think being a Superman is easy huh? think again! ~ http://t.co/lc23Q5hP 09:13pm tiap liat Hayley Williams gw suka inget ma Ariel 'The Little Mermaid' **bukan peterpan :/

Mon Sep 19 08:49pm "..i want you more than anything in my life." (Daft Punk) 09:12pm @sonyasoraya minggir! gw lagi mellow (versi daft punk) XD 09:13pm "last night i had a dream about you, in this dream i'm dancing right beside you.." (Digital Love, Daft Punk)

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Thu Sep 22 10:26am sebelumnya gw belum pernah nangis cuman karena being sentimental, mellow atw krn sakit hari, tp tadi malem gw nangis.. karena sakit gigi :/ 10:26am so, pujangga yg bilang daripada sakit hati lebih baik sakit gigi, it's a bullshit! 10:27am and some said sex is the best cure for almost everything, so i tried to masturbate, but IT DOESN'T FUCKING HELP!! 10:30am just imagine, geraham kiri kanan bengkak, demam 2 malem straight, susah bwt makan, kelaperan, perfect eh!? 10:31am and how can you masturbate while having 'nyut-nyutan'??? :/ 10:32am @pemirsa dan tu DJ masih under age, belom 18 tahun #latereply #SUPERlate 10:37am @TMMY_M yeah, "almost" sex :P 11:37am :))) RT @pemirsa XD RT @hielmy: Jagger pasti senang dengan teknologi widescreen sekarang, setidaknya mulutnya bisa muat semua di layar 11:41am eh katanya di US hari ini premier-nya The Big Bang Theory season 5 yahhh?? 12:46pm RT @dpermata Join our team: F/M CHEF,SUPERVISOR, SERVER for new cafe @PVJbandung. Sent email to ms.permatasari[at]gmail.com 03:56pm ada anak kecil jatoh di depan rumah, nangis-nagis. tp sengaja gak gw tolongin biar nyokapnya dateng. 03:56pm ..pas nyokapnya dateng, ohhhh tante! you're so effin hot!!! XD 03:57pm @pemirsa :))) klo lu liat si tante, lu bakal ngelakuin yg sama kyk gw bay! hahahahaha

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03:59pm lumayaaaaaan hiburan dikala sakit gigi :D tanteeeeeee! help me mastu.. oh wait!

Sat Sep 24 01:45am "..Math, Science, History unravelling the mystery that all started with a BIG BANG, BANG!!!" #nowdownloading The Big Bang Theory S05E01 :D 01:46am uh.. oh! ada episode 2 nya juga! masuk queue.. besok ditonton!! g'night all! YAY!! 05:49pm Ada yg berencana untuk pergi ke Jazz festival di Balepare ntar mlm kah? Klo ada sms atw mention gw yak! Butuh sidekick ni! 09:40pm @TMMY_M burgerocks teh dmn? Buka ampe jm brp? Laper niih :p 11:11pm @TMMY_M udh balik ya? Kok takada? Gak seruuu ini kan mal ming! 11:15pm Barry + Benny + Margie = Bliss XD 11:21pm Burger batu a.k.a Burgerockss!! http://t.co/KUOMQt3o

Sun Sep 25 12:02am @TMMY_M yg td rusuh maen kartu? Knp gak mention daritadiiii??? Kmu yg rambut pendek itu yah? Takut salahh XD 12:04am @TMMY_M coba mention drtd, gw sapa dehh.. :/ 12:22am @TMMY_M but you see me, right? Yaudah, salam kenal ajah.. ;p 01:13am @sonyasoraya cumii! Kata om yuky kmu mau merit yah??? Beneran?

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01:17am Ke @yukypenkeik tp gak brg @ivanafeb, alhasil si om yukynya bingung gw bw cewek laen hahaha. Kenalin om, yg td itu @vitoliplop adek gw ;p 02:22am Bahahaha koplok spiderman-na make sarung! Si @vitoliplop nyangkoyot siga nu ngeunaheun :/ http://t.co/u1nee2zj 05:29pm Om @yukypenkeik! Kita udh di @mang_jepunbdg http://t.co/ NhyOPms7 06:07pm Ok review ramen @mang_jepunbdg. Pedesnya dahsyat! Level 5 doank udh kyk dicelup ke neraka! Tp kuah miso-nya muantebb! Gw suka :D 11:11pm @kokinahana di Jl. Bali deket SMA 5 Bandung, atw follow aja -> @mang_jepunbdg 11:12pm @__zwitter lobi si teh pipit weh 11:12pm @ivanafeb love byu jg udh di rumah, baru nyampe sekitar 15 menitan 11:14pm @__zwitter dibawah USD 50 lolos pajak koq! atw ntar aja hubungin sellernya biar di mark as a gift

Mon Sep 26 02:58pm twit-CEPTION? RT @jonathanend: Ada tweet yang ada tl.gd nya, giliran diklik mlh nyasar ke tweet yang ada tmi.me -nya. #tepokjidat #capedeh 03:03pm tampilan Facebook baru-nya @ivanafeb jg udh pake versi developer :D ~ http://t.co/s2Bx4UAF /cc: @pemirsa 03:25pm @ivanafeb gak diapa2in cuman lebih dulu pake fitur baru drpd orang lain :) 03:46pm http://t.co/fOC5F1Wk hehehehehe *rage face*

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04:52pm "You can't ruin friendship with sex. That's like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles." --Dr. Koothrappali 05:10pm MEH WANT TEH BEER! http://t.co/aNOAmqIn 08:42pm @ivanafeb try this song ~ http://t.co/nflHEhYa dijamin gak bakalan monoton :D 09:14pm whoa! WHAT?? RT @chitrarinjani #MentionKe Temen lo yg sering download video bokep adalah.. « @ivanafeb ! 09:15pm Zooey Deschanel's "New Girl" Pilot Episode is kinda interesting :D 09:16pm give me a YAY!! :/ RT @ivanafeb @jenderalcilik kan kamu yg suka kasih linknya :p | @chitrarinjani 09:20pm *drool RT @chitrarinjani RT @ivanafeb: sungguh panas, gw ampe ganti baju tidur, dari piyama ke super short pants « hear that @jenderalcilik? 09:22pm well actually i sorta like it when peoples start to drool over my girl, it's like "damn i feel lucky to have that hot girl!" :p 11:31pm @pipis gw gak takut kecoak, cuman merasa terintimidasi. :/

Tue Sep 27 12:52am @__zwitter wad donglod ieu ~ http://j.mp/pMEJZy "Transformers: Dark of The Moon" 01:26am "..never-never want to, really-really love you, maafkan aku mengecewakanmu.. WAAAW WAWWW WAAAWW WOOOW WOWOWOW" #np Cherry Belle DubStep :)) 12:55pm sedikit lupa, kangennya banyak :'( 07:42pm @dpermata walahh.. ada mention toh :p maap tadi tweet and run! hehehe

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09:14pm Happy "LAUNCH DAY" dearest Ur :D ~ http://t.co/ yGcCzjYM

Wed Sep 28 05:18pm @__zwitter udh beres om wadi??

Thu Sep 29 07:03pm peoples says Transformers 3 is a shitty movie, then fuck peoples. I cry a bit watchin the movie :') it's a giant-effing-robot-gasmic for me. 07:07pm and yes, Bay's using previous scene from The Island, but hey! every artist has their own templates for their works, don't they?

Fri Sep 30 08:58pm @TMMY_M tenkyu ff-nya :D 09:49pm see?? --> http://t.co/dXvOTXIk klo bule mah langsung 'ngeh'! love you @ivanafeb XD

Sun Oct 02 01:51am tadi abis ngobrol2 panjang lebar ama Om Yuky di @yukypenkeik hihihi untung doi gak nyadar klo gw lg nyolong ilmu ;p 01:53am @TMMY_M tadi gw ke burgerocks, kmu kemanaaaaa????? :)) 01:55am salah satu yg bikin gw betah balik lagi ke @yukypenkeik itu ownernya! udah mah asik dan emang agak cute sih, untung gw udh punya cewek :))

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07:04pm FUCKING WHOA!! http://t.co/gWqoFsgj "Skrillex - Scary Monsters And Nice Sprites (Live Dubstep Cover)" keren gila!!

Mon Oct 03 11:07pm pulsa kepake cmn buat neleponin org yg gak penting, giliran ada yg penting malah abis, dan dr kemaren gmail gw gak bisa ngeluarin kontak.. 11:09pm ..opsi terakhir ya lewat twitter, tapi sialnya gw lupa gak bisa nge-dm krn yg mau dikirim dm gak ngefollow gw, jd? ywdh lupain ajah.. 11:09pm *banting keyboard* 11:11pm XD RT @putrianza Pohon ganja liar di pinggir jalan Manali. Disini sih pohon ganja dimana2. @jenderalcilik pasti betah http:// t.co/84wpfBPY 11:17pm ada kalanya kalian suka membenci Tuhan, maka suatu hal yg wajar klo saat ini gw lagi benci banget ama yg namanya Google. 11:18pm Chrome gw "plug-in error" muluk, Gmail gw gak bisa ngeluarin kontak, dan link "Reader" di homepage Gmail, diganti jadi "Site"??? fugggggg!!! 11:26pm people changes, coz normally we need to change. I HATE CHANGES! even for a tiny single thing like a "Reader" link on top of my Gmail!!

Tue Oct 04 05:58pm hehehe.. FB-nya @ivanafeb jd keren ginih ~ http:// t.co/51a8wiek YAY! :D 07:16pm ini gw gak salah denger kan OST Angry Birds dijadiin jingle film 'Awas ada Sule'??? kok bisa? 131

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08:56pm no, noone can see unless a developer RT @ivanafeb awesome job! ada yg udah berkunjung? XD http://t.co/51a8wiek 08:58pm @ivanafeb makanya dibikin screenshotnya, klo ke FB kmu langsung mah org2 bkl tetep liat kyk biasa

Thu Oct 06 09:29am i know i'm not a kind of your big fan, but yeah, rest in peace dude. :) RIP Steve Jobs. 09:30am and yes, Bill Gates. You should learn a lot from Jobs.. 09:31am "Maybe if you weren't so distracted by sick children in Africa you could have put a little more thought into Windows Vista." -- Dr. Cooper 09:42am my Glitch is now wearing a black turtleneck, in Steve's honor. check it out here ~ http://t.co/biX6BrRt :) 10:06am Handri Karya's (Indonesia) "Comforta Matress" ads is featured in laughingsquid.com WooOOT!? ~ http://j.mp/rhUn8I 11:51am ME WANT AN AMD RADEON HD 6850 Graphics Card!!! XD *efek samping liat trailer Battlefield 3* 11:54am aih! yg reference design-nya ciamik sangat! >.< 12:22pm "The Party Rock Anthem" rendition in Marching Band! ~ http://t.co/iCPKCijm damn i miss blowing one of that pit instrument. >.< 12:23pm uuhhh.. yea, i was once a trumpet player :P 12:28pm hey @ivanafeb tonton link youtube marching band yg td ditweet yah! kereeeeeeeen!!!! XD 12:43pm oia, Music Video-nya Party Rock Anthem itu sutradaranya J.J. Abrams bukan sih?? :p

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12:44pm coz yeah! i see a lot of lens flare in there, A LOT!!! and there's a robot guy too! 02:22pm things are better with a DubStep! even for a kid's biscuit ad :D ~ http://t.co/qOsz7Yx3 /cc: @katarangga 10:05pm yg bikin UU-nya yg bego RT @PitaRatna Yang bikin berita bego RT @VIVAnews: Produk Babi Tak Wajib Cantumkan Label Halal http://t.co/6jLzimYq 10:08pm “Among the greatest of American innovators Steve Jobs is brave enough to think differently.. 10:08pm ..bold enough to believe he could change the world, and talented enough to do it.” - Barrack Obama 10:24pm "Quit your day job and do what makes you happy!" ~ http:// t.co/9Hhvj9DI /cc: @chitrarinjani XD

Fri Oct 07 12:31pm @ivanafeb thank you love :) 12:31pm @vitoliplop @__zwitter tengkyu.. tengkyu! >.< 12:50pm @nengtrya matur nuwun mbak'e :D 12:59pm far before Lady Gaga, we already have Melly Goeslaw. :/ 01:25pm @__zwitter ayeuna kadinya 03:58pm @anggaps haturnuhun ga :D sukses jg. 03:58pm @ivanafeb @indRi_Geertwill @vie_cuneng iya sama2, hatur nuhun bu'e :D 03:59pm @ownderia thank you nde :D 04:00pm thank you everyone :) that was the very nice of you, maaf respons-nya gak via RT :p 04:02pm @adi_tea nuhun om adi! :)

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04:03pm td mlm indomie rebus pertama gw telornya busuk. pertanda apa yak? :/ 04:15pm "Interspecies Suspicion" ~ http://t.co/UyCNz66j 04:37pm homepage-nya piratebay hari ini keren!! --> http://t.co/ pcOiz9Th 04:39pm @jover_loint :))) bisa jadi 04:43pm oh Steve Jobs, you're so cute! http://t.co/0wxuQxxf XD 04:44pm oh! buat yg gak ngerti, konon katanya Mac itu bebas virus :) 09:20pm @jover_loint thank you dude! *nyalain korek, bakar pipa perdamaian* halah! XD 09:20pm @dpermata dapet peluk gak? XD makasih ya Dian :) 09:21pm @pramgil coba diterawang tahun ini gimana peruntungan gw mbah? XD hatur nuhun! 09:21pm @achuww makasih ya cu :) 09:22pm @BayuBibir hidup angka tujuh!! XD nuhun bro! 09:37pm <-- i'm a vegan zombie, i don't eat brains. so.. GRAAAAAIIIINNNNNZZZ!!! >.< 09:39pm Sweet, Sweetness of the day! --> http://j.mp/nb0KOh thank you, i'm happy! :D 10:12pm @konjojojo sialan sarkastis nih! XD tengkyu eniwey *jambak* 10:17pm Y! Messenger 11 tipu nih! ada notif disuruh update taunya sama ajah :/ 10:18pm @PitaRatna makasih bebeib. *peluk kering* :/ 10:19pm @joantobing @ivanafeb AMIN! *tereak aminnya paling kenceng* XD 10:20pm @EkoHelsi dan bisa cepet2 bikin 'gemuk' pacar gak?? :P thank you om Eko!

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Sat Oct 08 12:07am @triaditya makasih Tria, oia besok klo ketemuan bawa laptop ya bu! gw bw HDD kok 12:11am SALAH BESAR! makan dodol tengah malem dan sakit gigi itu SALAH BESAR!! ouch! >.< 12:22am HUZZAH! :D RT @kamga_mo natalie portman itu cantik, tp gabisa lbh cantik dr queen amidala, karakter yg dia sendiri perankan di star wars. 12:26am kamprettt!! nginjek ee cicak! :/ 12:29am @BayuBibir maapin gw ya bay, klo ada salah. *lambai-lambai saputangan* 12:32am another good things gone GREAT after we put a DubStep in it ~ http://t.co/tWKUIMts "Dubstep Juggling" WOOBWOOBWOOB WOOOHHHH! 12:46am "Touch" The trailer ~ http://t.co/rNNxTnnY effin AWESOME! 05:40am SELAMAT PAGI DUNIA! :D 05:40am belom tidur >.< 06:02am @ivanafeb pagi love :D kmu dah bgn? 06:16am @ivanafeb can't find my phone >.< 06:17am YAY! dapet sms dari @ryotedjo XD **HUGS** 06:20am @ivanafeb iya udh ketemu, set dahhhhhhhh meuni nyemprot XD 06:55am i'm not hurry to grow up. so, let's gaming before i take a bath! XD coming to Ur! 07:05am "Oh, please let me go back to Groddle, let me carry my pick down a mine. Oh please let me stroll through those forests.."

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09:17am guess everything I ever wanted seems too much. I should never ask anything then. 10:33am @wildanandika hatur nuhun bero! Hahaha 10:42am GRAAAAAAIIIINNNNZZZ 10:57am Bahhaahahaha RT @TMMY_M: Taiiiii RT @_mothersuperior Nama? | Bisma | Nama lengkap? | Bisma-ngan udud. 03:53pm Kamana atuh Dani!? Hahahaha http://t.co/XU8IcIik

Sun Oct 09 10:09am hihihi @ivanafeb gw racunin ama sitcom baru "New Girl" 10:21am @lunaticedric wow thank you val! >.< that is really AWESOME for still remember my birthday. thank you schön :)

Mon Oct 10 12:58pm @pemirsa cara plg gampang adalah dg ngeliat kapan terakhir nge-twit :P 01:01pm @pemirsa yahh klo gt kemungkinannya cuman dua, emg lg off, atau lg 'invisible mode' hahahahaha 01:05pm ditemukan lagi 7 Crop Circles around US! WHOAH!!! ~ http://j.mp/okgU6S alien invasion is coming!!!! :P 10:01pm wooot!?? ada Cerry Belle di tipi? ONYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >.< 10:06pm jawaban kuis tiket-nya @pemirsa harus 140 karakter karena supaya jawaban kuisnya harus 140 karakter, kalo kurang jadinya bukan 140 karakter. 10:06pm entah gw ngetwit apa barusan.. :)))

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10:07pm @pemirsa @justcecile ya sebelumnya bayarannya harus 9 kali lipat dari penyanyi solo. :/

Tue Oct 11 02:30pm back in the day, there was a time where i used to wait for the songs to come on the radio, then record them on my cassette tape. 02:30pm MIX TAPES FTW!!! :D

Wed Oct 12 01:46pm i know this is last month's news, but just for the curious, Windows 8 Dev. Build is available to download. ~ http://t.co/aeG7miLQ 11:19pm @__zwitter cik di-forward ka imel urang jenderalcilik(at)http:// t.co/33BW8G1r 11:31pm @__zwitter hahahahahahaha HAKAN! XD

Thu Oct 13 04:08pm EPIC WIN! ~ http://t.co/vhQ0VxZO <-- iklan teh paling keren! jd pengen bikin teh.. XD 04:20pm cool campaign by Windows Live Mail ~ http://t.co/QOubTijB 04:21pm pasti @pemirsa suka ama ini ~ http://t.co/LigdZmaQ the joy of Metro UI design :) 08:54pm just made something Metro-ish buat homepage di lappy-nya @ivanafeb ~ http://t.co/S1ZMJCsw hope she'll love it XD 10:21pm yesterday's Blackberry Service issues is a major interplanetary incident! ~ http://t.co/eoLkp0ie LOL

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10:22pm that proves you can actually connect with other creatures outside the planet earth using your Blackberry. :))) 10:53pm :] *smug* RT @ivanafeb @jenderalcilik just try my new homepage. and it's awesome! love it nyun *smooch 11:04pm @ivanafeb oia lupa, install ini: http://t.co/v4h5FRAe trus restart Firefox, trus ulang dari step ke 4 di email. 11:07pm jealousy.. RT @desianwar I just can't look it's killing me, and taking control... 11:10pm Selamat! Anda sekarang telah mengenal yg namanya "Javascript" :) RT @ivanafeb @jenderalcilik yeeeaayyy!!!! berhasil :D 11:11pm dan bukan, itu bukan sejenis kopi.. :/ | cc: @ivanafeb 11:12pm @ivanafeb itu java chip frappucino :))) 11:17pm @ivanafeb and actually, since it's javascript based. kmu bisa dipake juga di Chrome, silahkan coba, tgl drag n drop trs set as homepage. :) 11:23pm @ivanafeb klo di BB mau nyoba gak? :P 11:24pm @ivanafeb a mins 11:33pm @ivanafeb nampaknya g bs :P

Fri Oct 14 01:12am @endahchoiri sbenernya @ivanafeb jg sama gaptek-nya. cmn ma byu dipaksa jd tech-y :p 12:37pm since there is 12hrs difference between EST and GMT+7, jd klo disana jam 8 mlm, berarti disini jam 8 pagi.. 12:39pm dan klo skrg udh ampir jam 1 siang, berarti dsana hampir jam 1 malam (tgl 13 Oct), dan sejak The Big Bang Theory tayang jam 8 malam disana..

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12:40pm seharusnya sekarang udh ada di piratebay :D 12:46pm naa.. nanana.. nana.. naaaa.. the joy of internet. i mean pirate bliss! buat apa punya TV kabel klo udh punya piratebay?? hehehehe 12:50pm daaaan tgl nunggu kira-kira 30menit, maka TBBT S05E05 udh matang dan siap ditonton XD 02:46pm @dwikaputra Wiggly Finger mah episode 4, yg episode 5 itu yg Russian Rocket 02:47pm @ivanafeb love coba cek di browser BB, klik tombol BB-na trus option, cari opsi "allow javascript", trus aktifin.. 02:48pm @ivanafeb ..terus coba masuk kesini ~ http://t.co/cDJqFugs 02:50pm @ivanafeb ksi tau hasilnya ya. klo bisa di screenmuncher :P nuhun 03:03pm @konjojojo enggak, itu kemaren gw bikinin homepage dr javascript, cmn templatenya offline, tp tb2 kepikiran bwt di hosting, taunya bisa. 03:06pm #FF --> RT @pemirsa LDR. Lama-lama Dirajam Rindu 03:09pm @konjojojo hehehe iya, udh lama gak dipake, td pas googling website yg bisa dipake hosting nemu dropbox, jd inget gw punya akun disana :P 03:11pm @konjojojo oia cobain deh link yg td gw ksi ke @ivanafeb , homepage metro buat browser :p 03:16pm @ivanafeb bisa di-scroll ke page 2 gak? 03:41pm @ivanafeb oh it is working!! berarti tgl masalah koneksi aja XD YAY!! 03:41pm :/ mentang2 namanya sama XD RT @pemirsa #FF my alter ego :D --> @jenderalcilik

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03:43pm so, lain kli klo bikin scrambled egg JANGAN PAKE bawang, mksdnya kan biasanya kita numis bawang dulu di awal biar wangi, kli ini JANGAN! :) 03:44pm trust me, the garlic ruins the fancy taste of scrambled eggs. 03:46pm @hielmy @ella_mulvi @baiklah @pemirsa ..dan tidak bau badan. :/ 03:47pm @pemirsa @ella_mulvi @hielmy @baiklah GW BUKAN ADMIN!!!! GW USER!!!! **banting meja** XD 03:50pm bagusnya klo bikin scrambled egg itu dikasih susu dikit, tergantung banyaknya telor sihh.. dan susu cair, atau susu bubuk yg dicairin dulu. 03:51pm biasanya gw cuman pake kuning telornya doank, tp klo pgn hasilnya lebih fluffy bisa dikasi putih telornya dikit :) 03:52pm oia, twit scrambled eggs ini hasil eksperimen gw, bukan berdasarkan resep. jd bisa dipertanggungjawabkan rasanya :D 03:53pm dan harap diingat, ngasi garem itu serelah telornya masuk pan, jgn pas dikocok di wadah. dijamin lebih eduuun! 03:55pm ralat: kasi garem waktu telornya udh mulai mengeras, jgn pas masih encer. soalnya ntar asinnya gak rata. 03:56pm @ella_mulvi @pemirsa @hielmy @baiklah hahahaha gw follow jg deh nih semua yg ngemention! XD 03:56pm ngasi mushroomnya sebelum amernya diminum :))) RT @EkoHelsi @jenderalcilik ngasi mushroomnya pas kapan,masbro? XD 03:58pm @ella_mulvi tergantung, klo pk telur ayam negeri biasa, biasanya gw gak pernah pake putihnya, klo telur ayam kampung, masukin semua aja!! XD 03:58pm @pemirsa @ella_mulvi @hielmy @baiklah iya, liat bio ama real name-nya intriguing! XD 140

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04:00pm @ella_mulvi soalnya klo putih telurnya kebanyakan, ntar bukannya fluffy tp malah jd keras. 04:03pm sekarang tehnik menggorengnya, klo pengen bentuknya kyk omelet, yaa tgl goyang2 pan, klo pgn kyk scrambled egg, yaa diacak2 pk spatula :P 05:17pm "Tere!" now you know how to greet people in Estonian. :) 05:58pm salah! lain kitu nu bener.. asl plz :))) RT @adi_tea @pramgil maen mirc weh,,anu kieu tea gening "asl please" :)))) 06:13pm LOL! kids these day thinks a magazine is a broken iPad ~ http://t.co/G8OgfmV9 06:17pm Those of you who at one point, thought they were going to die after Googling their symptoms raise your hands! ~ http://t.co/ rEq5nhcH :))) 06:24pm peoples makes their kids wearing some football team's jersey. this is how my kid will wearing http://t.co/2v204puE an EWOK clothes! XD 06:26pm your kids will playing football, my kids will playing lightsaber! HOW COOL IS THAT!?? XD 06:30pm your kids will be good at throwing a ball, my kids will master the Rock - Paper - Scissor - Lizard - Spock! :p 06:38pm Dora The Explorer (Live Action) ~ http://t.co/YcwDyMev :))) Berhasil! Berhasil!!! BERHASIL!!! 06:47pm now who will be playing Princess Leia? XD RT @putrianza And my kids will playing Yoda 06:52pm and yes, my kids will be great at killing zombies XD 08:23pm @putrianza oh what?? can i be Luke? pleaseee!??? please please please!! XD

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08:30pm @ivanafeb bosen mau denger lagu apa? coba yg ini ~ http:// t.co/OS8Z0a3c ;) 09:17pm ZOOEY! XD ihhhhhhhhhh... unyu banget sihh kamyuuuu.. 09:29pm RT @cavemanjim: Win an #AMD premium performance bundle with Mass Luminosity http://t.co/5Mk3Coxv - 5 sets of FX-8150 & 6970 to be won! 09:30pm @ivanafeb minta alamat lengkap kamu, buat ikutan kuis :P come on the prize is almost USD 750, it is worth the shot XD 09:43pm :/ RT @saparamita makasih loh :') RT @jenderalcilik: ZOOEY! XD ihhhhhhhhhh... unyu banget sihh kamyuuuu.. 10:39pm @ivanafeb are you home yet love? 11:04pm @ivanafeb new girl? blm ada lg kli.. 11:21pm @ivanafeb http://t.co/ucaKl8w4 <-- nih! XD 11:24pm @ivanafeb when you get the song, learn the lyric, so i can grab my guitar :))) susah yah?? :P 11:25pm @ivanafeb Le Festin aja bisa kok! XD 11:27pm oh iya, remember OST film Ratatouile? "Le Festin", @ivanafeb bisa nyanyiinnya loh! and she's damn cute when singing the song! XD 11:30pm just so you can remember, here's Le Festin from Ratatouille OST ~ http://t.co/J3I4TJD8 it's in French :)

Sat Oct 15 12:53pm "Rome.. Rome.. many tears have fall.. fall.. falls!" Phoenix bliss!! XD 12:58pm "Farewell.. well.. well.. well.. well.. giiiirlfriend" XD 01:00pm Tuhan bersama dia yang mengenalkan lagu-lagu Phoenix ke gw! XD

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01:03pm @pemirsa cobain yg ini bay ~ http://t.co/l3TBj9wP <-- best song remix of the albums XD 01:06pm @pemirsa trus klo udh dengerin DubStep remix 1901 yg ini ~ http://t.co/CEEcbHVb FUGGIN HIGH!! >.< 01:07pm @putrianza jgn di-RT ah.. ntar org yg dimaksud baca lg XD 01:10pm tracklist gw siang ini: Phoenix, Radical Face, Bell, Jonsi, lanjut ke LCD Soundsystem trus terakhir MADEON!! 01:10pm @putrianza soalnya klo gw yg ngetwit mah gak bakalan kebaca, kan gak follow gw lg :p 01:17pm oia ni lagu LCD Soundsystem ~ http://t.co/kgN6Cijo di 3menit awal lumayan cukup membosankan, tp tunggu setelah itu.. DANCE YOURSELF! 01:43pm YOONA ONYOOOOOOOOO!!!! XD RT @sonyasoraya RT @danwichy: SNSD Reveals First Teasers to "The Boys" MV http://t.co/ QJ2XYGkA 01:46pm SNSD's MVs are worth the fap.. oops! >.< 01:51pm kok tissuenya dilempar sih? bantu lapin donk! *TENDAAAAANG!* :)) RT @TMMY_M *lempar tisu* RT @jenderalcilik SNSD's MVs are worth the fap.. 01:52pm set dahh baaaay.. ini jam dua SIANG! and you fapping already??? >.< 01:55pm BAHAHAHAHAHA di-RT ama bot! sial.. bot @FapCop ini beneran memonitor moral dunia kyknya :))) 01:57pm @TMMY_M piss ah! maapkan sayah becanda only! *salaman* oops maaf tangannya msi lengket XD 03:42pm RT @pemirsa Ini sebenernya gak terlalu minat sama Cars 2, tapi penasaran sama film pendeknya PIXAR aja sih

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10:34pm @ivanafeb love are you home yet? byu br pulang dr rumahnya wadi abis sepedahan trus ngistall koptrnya wadi 11:55pm @ivanafeb let me know if you're home

Sun Oct 16 12:55am just watching "Attack The Block" it's pure alien invasions bliss. 01:41am Your twitter account deserve a better person. :))) 01:45am kadang suka kasihan ama akun-akun twitter yg cuman dipake update-an galau. dan enggak, gw gak kasihan ama user-nya :))) 02:45pm efek makan pisang di pagi hari adalah mencret-mencret di siang harinya. #twitmencret 02:49pm Alut? isn't it so obvious? Anjing LaUT XD RT @ivanafeb barusan mimpi punya anjing laut bernama alut... absurd. 06:27pm @joantobing walo iteman tp pantat tetep bagus kan? :D 06:32pm @joantobing believe me, you'll never lose your biggest fan of your cute butt! XD walo sekarang gemuk jg dua hari kemudian kurus lg gw mah :/ 06:33pm itu! RT @pramgil Ini! RT @arbainrambey: Pedoman beli kamera pertama: baca review sebanyaknya, tanya2 sepuasnya. Stlh beli jgn baca review lg 06:36pm @putrianza LOL Vis-à-vis! 06:43pm @joantobing wrong, i don't think we should meet. gw takut nanti terjadi sesuatu hal yg diinginkan XD gw di Garut 06:48pm HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA RT @ivanafeb @joantobing oh owkay, jd mu ngelangkahin gw sekarang..

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07:11pm RETARDED! RT @dv_maulana Fckng overated!! RT @Metro_TV: Raja Malaysia Dianugrahi Bintang RI Adipurna http:// t.co/8ntgn5RK 10:48pm Nampaknya gw g pandai berbohong, pdhl udh nelp cust. service Microsoft pk English logat India ttp ketauan klo gw mau aktivasi kode abal2 XD 10:49pm dan ya, barusan gw nelp Microsoft, buat ngetest apakah gw bisa akting XD 10:54pm keisengan gw udh mulai akut nih! 10:55pm @rendy kan ceritanya org India yg lg belajar di Indonesia :D skenarionya udh mantap pdhl :/ 10:57pm baiklah krn gagal dapet kode aktivasi genuine, mari kita kembali menggunakan crack untuk aktifasi office-nya >.< 11:13pm "Marriage - Then and Now" ~ http://t.co/XpFIt3jl

Mon Oct 17 02:15pm iki opooo toh! >.< RT @joantobing @ivanafeb oo just want to make sure aja, jd klo gw ke garut, gd masalah ya,gd y tau -.02:16pm pengen ganti avatar ama poto sendiri boleh gak yaa?? :D 02:16pm @ivanafeb coba love kirim poto byu, pgn ganti avatar :P 02:29pm @ivanafeb kok cuman satu, yg laen dooonk 02:53pm @ivanafeb yaudah poto berdua ajah! XD 02:56pm klo kemarin2, belom gaul klo belom pake BB sama pake behel. Sekarang, belom gaul klo belom bikin girlband. :/ 02:58pm boy/girlband ber-3,5,6,9 udh ada. klo 11 jd kesebelasan, kita bikin boyband 42 orang yuk! 02:58pm jadi ntar klo di panggung udh kyk mau tawuran :)))

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03:02pm kenapa 42? because it's the answer to life, the universe and everything! XD 03:05pm @ivanafeb biarin deh.. seadanya aja :P 03:08pm today geeky goodnews! Starship Troopers animated movie will be on the big screen at 2012! ~ http://t.co/OfGPB2DS :D 03:21pm @__zwitter wad, aya Captain America wad bijimana ini?? donlod tak? ~ http://t.co/kNzzDLt2 XD 03:32pm @endahchoiri @ivanafeb rere-nya ditelen bulet2 *GLOMP!* XD 03:34pm Woody Allen's "Midnight in Paris" is now ready to download! **milih-milih torrent yg bagus XD 05:02pm ganti avatar ama muka sendiri ah! kasian pacar gw klo pake foto berdua mah, ntar gw ngetwit ttg selangkangan, mukanya dy kebawa2 :)) 05:03pm klo gini kan mau ngetwit flirty gak jelas jg amannnnn.. -- oia maap buat yg mukanya ke-crop *sengaja** :))) 10:41pm @ivanafeb @__zwitter ads-nya taroh di kolom paling ujung kanan, gak bakalan keliatan deh! XD 10:46pm @ivanafeb please.. inget2 dooonk. atw clue deh biar byu google. 10:48pm @ivanafeb klik make trusted! 10:51pm @ivanafeb klo opsi paling atas apa? 11:05pm @ivanafeb "Minggu Pagi di Victoria Park" <--- nih! :D 11:14pm @triaditya @ivanafeb CIUM TRIA! MINJEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!! XD 11:26pm bule ajah suka ama musik Indonesia kok! gak percaya? nih buktinya ~ http://t.co/NnQonsDN and he's from Greece :) 146

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11:27pm syukurlah bukan cuman sextape-nya doank yg going worldwide, tp ternyata musikalitasnya jg diperhitungkan dunia :D 11:53pm aha! RT @pramgil @jenderalcilik and my australian friend is a big fan of Letto & Iwan Fals xD

Tue Oct 18 08:30pm ok let me open this eyes for a couple while and enjoy the Midnight in Paris :) 09:58pm hands down, Woody Allen's "Midnight in Paris" is simply DAZZLING! :) 10:07pm @putrianza film baru, belom diputer di bioskop sini mah XD 10:18pm "When I'm sad, she comes to me with a thousand smiles, she gives to me free. It's alright she says take anything you want from me" -Hendrix 10:18pm goodnight good peoples :)

Wed Oct 19 10:37am @__zwitter aya di glg 10:40am FUCK! I DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN THIS PLANET ANYMORE!!! RT @ivanafeb this is all kinds of wrong of the day > http://t.co/WdUGjktP 10:42am Chinese toddler run over twice after being left on street ~ http://t.co/yHhghfyL 18 peoples ingnoring the accident, 18 FUCKING PEOPLES!??? 10:43am what the fuck is wrong with peoples these days? fucking heartless society!

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01:33pm Halloween is like a worldwide Cosplay event for geeks, and this is the best costume ever ~ http://t.co/hJ3bIPvi /cc: @pemirsa 01:56pm ngakak kan liat kostumnya? :))) 02:52pm RT @chitrarinjani RT @idillionaire: You are not a photographer…..You just have an overpriced camera. 07:03pm RT @usembassyjkt gmn cr Presiden Obama mndengarkan curhat rakyatny? tiap hr ada 10 surat yg dibaca & kdg dbalas lngsg. http:// t.co/lVOIWlTM 07:03pm gmn cara Presiden SBY mendengarkan curhat rakyatnya? tiap hr nonton gosip, trus bikin press conference dan bilang saya prihatin :/ 07:24pm for you who always wants to quit your job but don't know how, here's "How to Quit Your Job.. LIKE A BOSS!" ~ http://t.co/ KYM9A3ow :)) 08:34pm jadi yah kata temen gw, koneksi internet dirumahnya di Jerman sonoh itu saat ini 16000kbps, dan gw dgn @TelkomSpeedyID cmn punya 32kbps :))) 08:35pm dan dy cmn byr sekitar Rp. 2.500.000 (dua juta lima ratus rb) untuk koneksi segila itu, sedangkan @TelkomSpeedyID?? silahkan iri :))) 08:41pm nih buktinya ~ http://t.co/Nl6DeUQo MAMIIIIIIIIIIIHHHHHHHHH hayang pindah ka Jerman!!! XD

Thu Oct 20 11:13am i love you @ivanafeb 11:16am @cinnamoncherry @angeliers_id umm.. kyknya klo menurutku gak kyk gt deh, tp malah derajat wanita itu sedikit lebih tinggi dr lakilaki ;)

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05:11pm @__zwitter wad mun dicolokeun kana USB teh disada zrrrrt.. zrrrt.. kitu, ayeuna jd teu hurung pisan. 05:15pm @__zwitter saacanna geus bs loading ka home screen, tp terus pareum siga nu beak batere, teu hurung deui weh

Fri Oct 21 08:55am RT @ivanafeb cover lagu keong racun jadi naek kasta, superb! >>> http://t.co/R0Z6nh2Q 01:03pm sumpah kecap black gold itu enak banget!!! 01:08pm Gang Sadar, Banyumas! RT @sudjiwotedjo Persatuan Indonesia juga harus berarti bersatunya Dolly,Sarkem Sunan Kuning, dll.. Bersatu kita tegak 01:12pm @pemirsa met jumatan sayang.. :/ 01:13pm RT @matthewwprice Very sad. The #Chinese two year old who was run over and ignored has died. RIP little one. /via: @cinnamoncherry 01:16pm *emoticon banting meja* RT @pemirsa oh dapet juga dari @jenderalcilik :* makasih say 03:32pm :))) #FF --> RT @sonyasoraya C. RT @SoalCINTA: Cinta itu berawal dari apa? #SoalCINTA 03:34pm ini avatar gondrong apa sih? pake avatar yg berambut gondrong gt? ada nih gw! pake ahhh :D 03:46pm noh avatar gw pas lg gondrong! >.< ..ketauan ama @ivanafeb bisa diamuk nih! 03:47pm @TMMY_M gak sabar menunggu pgn liat avatar gondrong punya kmu XD 03:51pm <~ #AvatarGondrongUnite

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03:54pm :))) #FF ---> RT @konjojojo mulai geleuh sama avatar sendiri X)) 04:05pm Asteroid B-612 *smug* RT @ivanafeb @jenderalcilik waakksss.. Alien dr mana itu?? 04:06pm mari dongloood :D RT @konjojojo #TBBT episode 6 udah keluar, mari kita nongton! 05:40pm udahan ah avatar grondong-nya.. berasa lg nge-bully diri sendiri klo pake avatar itu XD 07:28pm the latest song by Madeon named ICARUS, can't wait for the release ~ http://t.co/dv1abWug 07:33pm French musician fans gotta love him.. behold! the "POP CULTURE by MADEON" ~ http://t.co/B6V9e3OL 07:35pm here's his twitter account --> @itsmadeon FUDGING PRODIGGY! :D 08:02pm entahlah, bukan gw developernya XD RT @pemirsa Metrotwit setelah update kok jadi beriklan ya @jenderalcilik ? :| gak stabil pula 08:09pm do you love swearing? now turn those ef words into a good deeds :D ~ http://t.co/yHOpqmsS #charityswearbox via @swearbox

Sat Oct 22 01:58am "Battlefield 3 Launch Trailer" ~ http://t.co/edwZCZ9h FRIGGIN AWESOME!!! i need a GPU now XD 10:27am ouch! so @pemirsa was true, the new @metrotwitapp is kinda fucked up, my column is now messed up :/ 10:30am "Ooooh wop dee doo wop dee doo" #nowplaying @pomplamoose's new song ~ http://t.co/shPshhzT "Bust Your Knee Caps" /cc: @ivanafeb

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10:40am oh yes, John Mayer.. 10:47am @ivanafeb nih ~ http://t.co/xgWWAK70 Complete Discog, gak prlu diceklis semua kmu pilih2 aja yg mana yg mau didownload, 3Gb klo semua :p 10:53am The Most Awesome 'SuperGirl' T-Shirt ~ http://t.co/ Pbm75Meh *drool* XD 11:05am @ivanafeb http://t.co/iQAwKqQU <-- it says the new episode will out at November 1st :p 12:13pm @metrotwitapp oh hi, earlier this morning when i open up my Metrotwit, the columns size are resizing it self, so i need to re-arranged them. 04:56pm horee!! di Garut hujan gede! stlh beberapa hari ini diamuk sang matahari XD 05:00pm and yesss! i love this smell! XD 05:01pm klo kata @lunaticedric: Stlh hujan turun, tanah, ilalang, rerumputan akan mengeluarkan bau wangi yg khas, senyawa ini dinamakan 'petrichor' 08:43pm hehehe ada feeds show live SNSD baru, donlod dulu ahhh.. baru ntar nonton.. eh feeds?? ketauan deh gw subscribe channel fans SNSD XD 10:05pm "Girls' Generation make you feel the heat, and we're doin' it, we can't be beat.. B-BRING THE BOYS OUT!!" ..oops! >.< 10:11pm RT @pemirsa Jurassic Park! :) Film favorit 10:19pm @pemirsa it's not a CG, it's animatronics. Spielberg is crazy about animatronics in this era, well the CG one is also uber awesome tho XD 10:20pm @pemirsa dan klo gak salah yg ngegarap CG Jurassic Park sama Transformers sama-sama ILM deh.. cmiiw :p 151

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10:22pm @pemirsa oia bener ILM hihihi, sempet gak yakin barusan jd googling dulu :p 10:45pm EVDO - Enakan Vagina Daripada Obat-obatan terlarang. *gak jadi junkies, jadinya ngehamilin anak orang* :)) 10:52pm WIFI - Wanita Idaman Fria Idung (belang) *B-nya maksa :p 10:53pm DUDE!! :))) RT @adi_tea @jenderalcilik blakangnya 'daripada onani' juga iyah banget #ehh >:)) 10:59pm RT @pemirsa GSM. Gak Sabar Mbaknya 11:13pm RT @adi_tea CD ROM, Celana Dalam Renda-renda Ohh Maygat -___-' 11:17pm UMTS - Ujungnya Melulu Tentang Sex *pencitraan* >.< 11:22pm siapin baby oil, sodorin MV-nya SNSD yg baru ~ http://t.co/ nOL3xIm1 sok tah silahkan dimulai! :)))

Sun Oct 23 02:17am abis nonton lagi Midnight in Paris, now i kinda miss my @ivanafeb, oh wait it's not a kind of, but i'm sure i miss her.. :'( 02:19am "Puncak rindu yang paling dahsyat tuh ketika dua orang tak saling sms/BBM/telepon, tapi diam-diam saling mendoakan." (@sudjiwotedjo) 09:07am "Zdrasti!" <-- now you know how to greet people in Bulgarian :) 09:10am pagi2 liat #kultwit-nya @sonyasoraya, horeee! akhirnya petualangan cumi berakhir disini! *sujud sukur* emg udh waktunya sih.. MWAHAHAHA :)) 09:16am @sonyasoraya pokoknya ditunggu undangannya yah cumi! *masih amazed* >.< ..anyway congrats! :)

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09:26am Battlefield 3 vs Modern Warfare 3? the geeks wins the Christmas! ~ http://t.co/mNfLkkHZ "CoD: Modern Warfare 3 Launch Trailer" 10:30am beberapa scene di film "The Avengers" nanti, ternyata di-shot pake iPhone :/ ~ http://t.co/dQpkdkbf 11:57am tkg pel runway-nya lupa naro tanda hati2 licin kli ya? RT @Metro_TV Pesawat Lion Air Tergelincir di Bandara Sepinggan http:// t.co/h7mza70s 11:59am Zombie Gameboy eats brain too ~ http://t.co/VH4fsJbZ "BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAIIIIN!" 12:38pm "How do you judge a book?" ~ http://t.co/pNjgrYjA go beyond its cover! <-- AWESOME!!! wajib nonton 01:19pm @AdrieSubono Adam Young #javamusikindo11 +1 01:20pm @AdrieSubono Adam Young #javamusikindo11 +2 01:20pm @AdrieSubono Adam Young #javamusikindo11 +3 01:21pm @AdrieSubono Adam Young #javamusikindo11 +5 01:21pm @AdrieSubono Adam Young #javamusikindo11 +6 01:21pm @AdrieSubono Adam Young #javamusikindo11 +7 02:11pm fudge. 02:13pm i should start to lie more, instead telling the truth. 03:09pm you can say i'm busy doing things i don't need to do, in order to avoid anything i'm actually supposed to be doing.

Tue Oct 25 06:09pm @TMMY_M maap br bls :p gak ada subs-nya. Soalnya kyknya blm keluar bluray yg orinya. #latereply :p

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06:26pm Jd yahh, ceritanya gw skrg lg ada di antahberantah, namanya Kec. Talegong. 3jam dr Dayeuhkolot Bandung, ke arah pangalengan.

Wed Oct 26 01:52am @hanyaghea @ivanafeb eh ada ghea, follow ahhh! boleh ya ge :p 06:56am RT @dwikaputra: Miss Universe. Tp yang menang selalu dari bumi. Hmmm. 07:16am Ahh.. heart this! RT @sonyasoraya: Morning @darfat, i smurf you! 08:04am Yay! RT @sonyasoraya: *masukin @jenderalcilik ke list ondangan* 08:28am RT @hetih: Ayo dukung @ismanhs dengan vote "Oksimoron" di Polling Anugerah Pembaca Indonesia 2011 http://t.co/Ru9nxSbx 08:57am @ismanhs @HendriKurniawan @ernestprakasa AYE SIR! *chest bump* 10:30am Diramal ama dua org dan dua-duanya bilang gw cmn bakalan merit sekali. Hmmm.. Cmn yg satu blg gw bkl tajir, yg satu lg blg gw bkl melarat :/ 10:39am tp gw lebih percaya ama dr. Sheldon Cooper sih! ramalan itu sama dengan mass cultural delusion! :) 11:04am This dude is kinda fucked up! Istrinya 4 bo!!! Pak, ari bapak jalmi atanapi kondom rasa duren?? 11:09am and yes, thanks to facebook yg udh mempermudah bapak ini mendapatkan istri-istrinya tersebut. WADEFAKK! 12:08pm @ivanafeb @chitrarinjani @triaditya @dpermata @AmandaLieve whott ke garut? Asiikkkk, mau lah.. Pacaran yess..

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03:49pm @saparamita jumper? 07:08pm Hanjreeeet nyetir lima jam itu kyk abis having sex beronderonde tanpa orgasme. XD 07:27pm @ivanafeb @dpermata @chitrarinjani @triaditya @AmandaLieve klo macarin kalian smua kykny gak mampu gw, tp klo dipacarin ma kalian mah mau :p 08:02pm jd ceritanya bokap gw malah sakit diperjalanan td, trus nyokap gw blg, ntar sampe rumah dimasakin air biar mandi pake air panas.. 08:03pm ..stlh nyampe rmh rupany nyokap pny ksibukan lain, mgkn krn nungguin nyokap kelamaan + badan udh lengket2 akhirnya bokap mandi pk air dingin 08:04pm tapi bokap gw gak ngeluh atau pundung ke nyokap gw, apalagi bersikap melodramatis kyk anak2 jaman sekarang.. 08:04pm ..kyk anak jaman sekarang yg baru aja ngelakuin hal kecil buat pasangannya tapi udh kayak perjuangan hidup-mati. 08:05pm kesimpulannya, gw musti bisa bersikap kyk bokap gw ke pasangan gw klo merit ntar, and damn it looks sooo hard! :p 08:07pm klo gw pasti udh misuh-misuh klo pacar gw nganggurin gw kyk gitu, atw curhat galau di twitter :))) 08:30pm @TMMY_M ini apanya yg gak boleh? Bukannya krn udh gede jd boleh pacaran? :p 09:14pm give me a break will ya?

Thu Oct 27 02:04am generasi sentimentil, menjadi murung adalah sebuah pencapaian dan menunjukan kalau kalian lebih dewasa? No, you're kinda fucked dude.

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09:07am gw boleh ikut ngerayain hari blogger nasional gak? Twit kan micro-blog, gw rajin looh ngupdate micro-blog gw :p 03:17pm #firstphone gw jg Siemens SL-45i :D RT @dwikaputra: ahay siemens lagi :)) RT @GunkzHarimu: SIEMENS MC60. #firstphone #surveykecil 05:01pm berurusan sama 3D itu gak bisa belajar sendiri kyknya, butuh tutor atw kursus intensip. *emut kibor* 05:05pm gw belajar ilustrator cuman bermodal yutub bisa terbiasa dlm beberapa hari. :/ 05:06pm otak gw kapasitasnya cuman 8-bit doank kli yak? jd mentok di bidang datar atw 2D :)) 05:47pm @TMMY_M hahaha TOSSS! hidup otak 8-bit!! :P

Fri Oct 28 01:01am Ini cewek di dunia lain cakep2 kok maennya ma setan? Mending maen ama aa yuk! :)) 06:45am Sumpah, kyknya gw udh bukan pemuda lagi deh :/ 07:06am Eh bntar dulu, gw kadang gak ngerti ama konsep kategori umur di Indonesia. Di satu sisi umur2 kyk skrg itu dibilang udh waktunya jd dewasa.. 07:06am ..Tp di sisi lain masih pd pgn dibilang msih muda. Gak konsisten nih! 07:08am knp kategori umur tuh gak kyk di barat, jelas. Ada Teen, Mature, amateur, asian, milf.. Eh? 12:42pm Sejak kapan parkir mobil jd duarebu di garut??? Hah! 12:58pm Tuhan bersama dia yg menciptakan theme song Si Bolang. Entah knp gw suka bgt lirik theme song bolang si bocah petualang.

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01:10pm @TMMY_M itu kan di jkt tami, ieu mah di lembur! Di garut! :p 01:11pm :)) stickier than camel toe! RT @ruliharahap: Oh dude. Sticky fun! RT @wwnz: Caramel toe. Think about it. 01:12pm @TMMY_M curiga kmu pnh jd mandor tukang parkir ini mah :)) 03:45pm @EkoHelsi @ivanafeb buset?? Citra gw makin buruk ini mah! :)) 05:12pm pdhl gw udh ganti avatar biar klo ngetwit ttg selangkangan, pacar gw gak kebawa2 eh! terlambat ternyata! :)) 08:30pm @yukypenkeik om yuky, mang jepun buka ampe jm brp yaa? 09:29pm Horeeee @mang_jepunBDG lg! :D 09:43pm @TMMY_M warung ramen tami, enak loooh. Murah pun! 10:09pm @TMMY_M di deket sma 5, eh atw cb liat akun twitternya dh, dsana ada alamatnya kok 11:07pm Hayang boga waruuung! 11:11pm Setuju! RT @rangga00: warung remang2 ?haha RT @jenderalcilik: Hayang boga waruuung!

Sat Oct 29 01:29am @TMMY_M hahaha bio kmu enggak banget!! :p 07:25am Kapaaan ya gw jd objek foto? 08:16am Kyknya cuman gw doank deh ya yg seneng bgt ke pom bensin cmn buat boker :/ 08:17am Twit barusan mustinya pake hesteg #twitboker

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08:19am Gak kebayang deh klo misalkan gw lg g punya cewek, trs lg pdkt ma cewek tb2 ke pom bensin, "mau ngisi bensin dulu ya?" | "enggak, mau boker" 10:09am @TMMY_M *sungkem* 03:34pm Tosss lg ama @yukypenkeik! :D 03:40pm @__zwitter nepi ka garut leyur! :)) 03:42pm @yukypenkeik ogah, mendingan belajar ama om yuky ajah! :)) 04:51pm Tuhan bersama mereka yg sedang duduk-duduk santai nonton tipi atw dipidi di rumah. #twitmacet 05:51pm Akur jeung dulur teh hese. 08:50pm Gwobloggg ini iklan layanan masyarakat ttg rokok di tv serem bgt! Gw lg mau makan pula!

Sun Oct 30 12:40pm Tengah siang bolong kyk gini gw mlh selimutan, pk jaket, kaos kaki, dan mengigil :/ 06:34pm Knp klo lg sakit semua makanan terasa pait? *jilat-jilat sendal jepit* 06:37pm Klo makanan manis trasa pait, yg pedes terasa pait, yg asin terasa pait, semuanya terasa pait, makanan pait terasa apa? 06:40pm Sudah 24jam lebih gw gak ngerokok sebatang pun, ini gak bisa dibiarkan! *nyalain rokok* 06:44pm Happy Birthday @oktorina_dio, dance your life out! :) 07:21pm @pramgil mun keur cageur prestasi teh, mun keur gering ma lain deui :p 07:39pm Lucu jg nih raja gombal, lumayan buat referensi gombalan :p

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09:33pm "Baby Metal" The cutest metal you've ever seen! ~ http://t.co/ tmTzKBmJ 09:54pm Ini iklan AMild yg matahari salah kli yak? Klo larinya ke arah matahari bumi akan berotasi sebaliknya, yg mlh bikin matahari makin tenggelam 09:55pm Jd klo mau larinya munggungin matahari. *cmiiw 10:36pm @sonyasoraya untung gw mah sakit beneran, dan gak ngumumin di status bbm, eh? Kok untung?

Mon Oct 31 08:26am I need a sexual healing *puppy eyes* 08:31am Donglod beul!! :)) RT @__zwitter: Battlefield 3 sizenya 13,5 GB, okey cukup tau!!! 08:39am aku tak butuh doamu, aku membutuhkan kehadiranmu. *tsaaaaah* RT @ivanafeb: @jenderalcilik get well very soon.. (˘⌣˘)ε˘`)" 09:09am @hielmy ada kok tato warna putih, buat highlight biar ngasi efek 3D di gbr biasanya pake warna putih. :) 09:13am Siapa yg gak betah digombalin muluk ma ceweknya kyk gini coba? XD RT @ivanafeb: @jenderalcilik kan aku selalu hadir dihatimu :) 09:29am @hanyaghea minta digombalin ama pacarnya atuuuh 09:31am Ini ada apa dgn ustadz solmet sihh? Dimana?? *mindah2in channel tv* 09:39am Minum aer putih aja pait bgt, gustiiiiii.. Iya gw klo minum kopi seneng yg pait, tp gak gini jg kaleeee..

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11:58am RT @NobelPardamean New 7 Wonders of Nature Controversy » Red Hunt Travel http://t.co/CO36dwLb via @redhunttravel 12:53pm referensi lain tentang komodo ~ http://t.co/Py6lLf5B 01:01pm .@ivanafeb pasti suka ini ~ http://t.co/xHTDzV1u 01:10pm Ada Simon Pegg di Ghost Protocol? Nampak menarik! 01:14pm Ah yg bener gw ketinggalan 2 episode The Big Bang Theory? :( 01:23pm this! :)) RT @pemirsa EPIC BATTLE!! http://t.co/YePLWZIR via @9GAG 02:03pm mampus gw! RT @putrianza RT @blogdokter: Jenis minuman beralkohol yang berhubungan dg kanker lambung adalah bir. #studikes 02:11pm bertekad untuk berhenti merokok sama berhenti minum bir! YOOSH!!! 02:43pm Hahaha iya yak! Gw bkln berhenti ngerokok sama minum alkohol di hari pertama bini gw hamil RT @dpermata: Udah mau punya baby ya?? 02:44pm RT @adi_tea: Kecuali kalo lg galau :)) RT @jenderalcilik: bertekad untuk berhenti merokok sama berhenti minum bir! 02:53pm Bahasa Indonesianya 'nyingsring' atau 'nyebreng' naon nya? 03:00pm "Spooky Star Wars Sounds" ~ http://t.co/2XK1VjSw too scary for Halloween! 03:01pm membayangkan berapa milyar virus yg terkandung dalam sekali buang ingus RT @pemirsa buang ingus? 03:06pm made in China ~ http://t.co/XZHUzlAu Chinese Warcraft and StarCraft Theme Park. 03:58pm Kangen makan gudeg, eh maksudnya kangen nemenin @ivanafeb makan gudeg :p 04:10pm Ini iklan ya e ya e oo ya e ya e o, knp tangannya bikin bentuk O diawal2 doang tp gak tuntas ampe akhir iklan? 160

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04:51pm Sumpah Chelsea Olivia di iklan Mie Sedap yg baru beneran mirip temennya @putrianza hahahaha 05:11pm @putrianza syeeett twit-nya beneran straight forward ginih! ngerriii! XD 05:23pm Sianyiiiiing! :)) T @hielmy: Flagiat, Fikir, introsfeksi. Terlalu denial atas ke-sunda-annya, jd berlebihan. 05:28pm Gw br liat iklan komodo di tipi, kok kyk iklan minuman stamina yak? ROSSO!! 05:43pm Tuh kan! Ini iklan waa e waa e o maksudnya apa sih?? Tangannya kok bikin bentuk hurup O, tp gak tuntas ampe akhir iklan. 07:08pm Wahai para pesakitan punya tips biar makan gak terlalu pahit gak? Gw itu jarang sakit, makanya sekalinya sakit rewel :p 07:19pm @__zwitter teuing sabalik tidinya weh teu bs hudang :)) 07:37pm @cinnamoncherry rencana sekolah bertarap international #cmiiw 08:05pm Love the idea! (ha) RT @starlite: For Halloween this year, I'm dressing up as a responsible adult. (ha) 08:32pm uTorrent gw aneh! download rate-nya mentok di 9kB/s gak mau naek lg, trus pas 99% mati?? Wadefak! 09:04pm Abisan bete tiduran seharian dikasur :/ RT @ivanafeb: Kalo lagi sakit seneng bener menuh2in timeline orang ---» @jenderalcilik :p 09:20pm Hahaha! Contoh penggunaan bahasa Sunda yg baik dan benar --> RT @barlieve: KONEKSI NGAJAK GeLUT !! Sanying ah ! Bray reup bray reup 09:34pm BBM itu gak bisa signout atw invisible yak?? *amatiran* 10:08pm The Big Bang Theory S05E07 is the most hilarious episode ever!! Pegel rahang gw ketawa :)) 10:52pm iishhhhh iklan A-Mild ini beneran intriguing! 161

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10:55pm Mustinya larinya munggungin matahari, bukan ngadep matahari! 10:58pm Well kecuali klo larinya bermaksud ngejer matahari bukan buat gerakin bumi. 11:21pm Br liat iklan komodo versi JK di transTV, buset itu kacu (dasi pramuka) dipake seenaknya aja, gak ngerti filosofi kacu itu sendiri ya pak? 11:24pm Kacu itu bagian dr seragam pramuka, klo gak salah inget sih baju-nya artinya air, trus celananya artinya tanah. Klo disatuin jd tanah air. 11:26pm Ditambah kacu yg merupakan simbolisme dr merah putih atau Indonesia, seragam pramuka itu secara keseluruhan artinya Tanah Air Indonesia. 11:28pm Jd jelas klo pake kacu HARUS pake seragam pramuka. Lahh ini pak JK kok bs seenaknya aja pake kacu? Contoh macam apa ini pak?

Tue Nov 01 06:01am Good morning world, time to take you down!! 06:02am twit barusan mustinya pake hesteg #twitoptimis 06:56am Coba itu komunitas sapu bersih ranjau paku dikasih magnet neodynium. Biar makin mantap nyisir pakunya. 07:23am Teuku Wisnu jualan CD di pom bensin?? 07:24am @missciccone tp selama pacaran bebas boleh 'ngapa-ngapain' aja kan? *siap antri* 07:48am Mau deh gw klo ada lowongan kritikus iklan :)) RT @anggaps: @jenderalcilik <~ twitnya ngomentarin iklan terus, kritikus iklan :))

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08:41am SBY gak perlu khawatir turun dari panggung politik, karena beliau akan naik panggung Dahsyat, atau inbox, atau deRings. 08:47am Dan mungkin SBY akan membintangi iklan Sosis So Nice. AMIIIIN! 08:50am Tunggu, malah mungkin SBY lebih cocok jd bintang iklan Sosis So Nice drpd jd presiden. 10:18am Terhitung telah ter-tweet jutaan kali semenjak gw buka timeline dan akan terus berlanjut hingga tengah malam nanti.. 10:19am 1-11-11 what the fudge is wrong with that? 11:59am RT @dpermata: "Dbutuhkan penjahit u/butik (W),utama lulusn SMK. Workshop d kalimalang. Kirim lamaran ke dhiyaa[dot]dhiyaa[at]gmail[dot]com" 12:37pm @ivanafeb RT @disdus: LAST DAY. [Up To 53% Off] Bersihkan Mobilmu Di Auto Bridal. Dua Pilihan Paket Menarik! - BDG - http://t.co/BJUU43JH 12:51pm @asyerabella tawaran kontrak dr gagasmedia-nya menyedihkan yah? :)) 12:55pm gw mlh berharap tu novel gak pernah dijadiin film RT @pramgil: Can't wait RT @detikcom: Hanung Bramantyo Filmkan 'Perahu Kertas' 01:02pm @asyerabella jgnkan illustrator, starbucks aja yg ngasi harga sama untuk produknya dgn yg diamrik, ngegaji karyawannya jauh lbh murah. 01:05pm @pramgil well apapun pertimbangannya gak bakalan ngerubah pendapat gw ttg adaptasi film dr novel. Kecuali krn emg dewi lestari udh melarat. 01:13pm @asyerabella ya, mksd gw itu. Harga segelas kopi di starbucks Ind ama di US itu sama. Tp gaji karyawannya beda. :( 163

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01:21pm @asyerabella nahhh kebalik lg, disini sbux lg ngetrend, dan mlh lg berkembang, tp sayang karyawan2nya gak dapetin hak yg sesuai. 01:27pm Hahaha neng @asyerabella ini selain master ngegambar, dy jg ternyata enak diajak ngobrol. Selama ini gw cmn jd stalker dy doank :p 01:33pm Is it friday already?? Ahhh fudge that!! Follow @asyerabella besok doi mau ngasi tips #work4bule buat para freelance illustrator :D 01:34pm *pengsan* RT @asyerabella: ehh kita atuh maen stalker2an bersama.biar gantian gitu :) *wink2 abe stalker mas bayu deh biar tukeran :) 01:42pm @asyerabella hehehe seriusan gw stalking your every work. Soalnya gw gak prnh brkunjung ke blog kmu scr lgsg, tp lewat feed di reader gw :p 01:49pm bukan gw apatis, tp gw gak bisa nikmatin film adaptasi dr novel, so don't expect me to give any thumbs for the next perahu kertas the movie. 01:55pm Apalagi klo digarap ama rumah produksi kondang, kecuali klo indie movie. Wait, knp @deelestari gak bikin indie movie aja? Doi kan jenius? 02:00pm @TMMY_M klo tami boleh tau persyaratannya apa aja yak? Sama copywriting apa? info dooonk :p 03:02pm Bosennya keterlaluan!!! :)) RT @pemirsa: saking bosennya, barusan masukin ringtone bawaan henpon ke playlist. ternyata enakenak juga :P 04:11pm i've been spendin my money in the old town.. RT @putrianza This boy has broke down.. ♥ RT @gembrit: This boy is crackin' up.. 04:12pm eh bener gak ya liriknya?? hahahahahahahaha lupa! 04:13pm OLA! RT @putrianza ♪♬ I've been spending my money, in the old town. It's not the same honey, when you're not around.. ♪♬ 164

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07:21pm RT @pipis: RT @wcxsgj: ada yg peduli nggak badak jawa cuman tinggal 4 ekor di SELURUH DUNIA? ada sms pendukungan nggak? 08:14pm TelkomSpeedy sama PLN jd partner in crime ya skrg? *manggut-manggut sok ngerti* 08:25pm Huh! Katanya smartphone! Giliran mati lampu tetep aja gelap!! *lempar hp* *ke sofa* :p 10:23pm Mbah @sudjiwotedjo ini salah satu alasan knp gw seneng bgt nonton Jakarta Lawyers Club. Seneng bgt denger dy ngomong. 10:29pm Eh kok tulisannya Indonesia Lawyers club?

Wed Nov 02 09:39am Selama penerbangan ke Labuan Bajo msi terbatas, gak prlu khawatir P. Komodo bkl terlalu ramai. Wisatawan akan terseleksi dgn sendirinya kok. 10:40am Gwoblooog! Ieu plesdis 8gb eusina bokep wungkul!! Hahhahahaha ada yg mau rikues? 10:44am Lengkap bo! Bokep lokal ampe bangbros ada!! Buseeet plesdis pejabat daerah ieu teh! :)) RT @pemirsa: @jenderalcilik aing! aing! Buahahah 10:47am Jd yah gw disuruh ngopiin materi ke plesdisnya si bpk ini, pas gw kopiin taunya penuh, gw buka2in aja foldernya kli aja ada yg bs gw hapus.. 10:50am Nahh ada folder namanya 'Silabus' folder itu paling gede kapasitasnya, hampir 90% dr 8gb pas gw buka.. ASTAJIM!!! :))) 11:13am Tenang semuanya!! Isi plesdis si bapak sudah diamankan! ..ke hdd eksternal gw :)))

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11:42am Pengen udon naruto buatan mamaaaang @Mang_JepunBDG : (( 07:55pm Klo berhasil mulu ngelilit targetnya pasti dewasaonda. :/ 07:59pm Klo jago ngelilit tante-tante namanya milfonda. HALAH!! 08:23pm @chacanurisya @ivanafeb halah mbaaak mbak! Belajar yg bener! Jgn dulu bergombal-gombal ria!! Hahahaha 08:27pm Ayooo kita simak twit #work4bule -nya @asyerabella lumayan tips buat freelance desainer, ilustrator, dkk. 08:32pm tinggal bagi saja jarak tempuh dengan kecepatan bis. Terjawab! RT @pemirsa: Baru dapet bis jam segini, mau sampe rumah jam berapa coba? :| 09:23pm IKUUUUT! RT @TMMY_M: Semacam ingin tiduran ditemenin frank sinatra sama ella fitzgerald. 09:30pm *noted* RT @asyerabella: ..jgn sllu "YES" kl kmu gak suka, blg gak suka! ingat! hub kmu & client bkn bos-karywan #work4bule 10:36pm Chelsea Olivia udh makin dewasa yah sekarang yah! :D *nongkrongin bukan empat mata* 10:41pm setrum atw guillotine RT @sonyasoraya: Buat pihak yang 'digantung'. You don't deserved it. You deserved better.

Thu Nov 03 12:23am Ini lagi di trans7 cewek tampang imut gaulnya ma setan.. Hadeuhhh 07:40am Nonton inbox ahhh *dilempar remot* 11:19am Demi apa David Foster nongol di Dahsyat???? 01:20pm Gelo! Di Indonesia mah bener aya kompor dina jero beuteung teh sigana mah :s

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01:26pm @saparamita pake gmail atw http://t.co/YRuKNZfm atuh mi :) 03:13pm Anjrit Coldplay yg baru enakeun pisan!!! 08:58pm Lumayaaaan ada musisi jazz garut tmn2 bokap gw lg pd ngumpul di rmh gw 09:25pm "There are some things time cannot change" #nowplaying Toto - Out of Love 09:41pm @TMMY_M *elus-elus punggung tami* there.. there.. :) 10:16pm RT @yukypenkeik: I don't live for people judgement. 11:00pm @TMMY_M ok! gmn klo sekarang?? BAKAAAARRRR!!!

Fri Nov 04 12:03am Kagak jd tidur, liat dunia lain dulu ahhhh :)) 12:38am Buabbiiii! Baca twit-nya @pipis dilema gw! Musti serem apa ngakak ya? :)) 07:24am wilujeng enjing :) 09:06am @endahchoiri met ultah yaaa buat rere, semoga makin lucu XD 09:13pm #FF -> RT @TMMY_M: At the very moment when you just want to be invisible. 11:14pm RT @radiomaru: stick a fork in me, I'm dumb 11:25pm "We think too much and we feel too little.” -Charlie Chaplin 11:32pm Hal yg menguntungkan ketika batuk-flu itu adalah perut jd lebih sixpack. Efek banyak makan sama banyak batuk jd narik otot perut :p 11:36pm Well ok, msi jauh dr sixpack. Tp setidaknya lekukannya jd keliatan makin nyata :D

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Sat Nov 05 01:13am Tak ada yg lebih menyenangkan drpd kebangun jam segini krn pengen boker. #twitboker 01:16am Tidur lagi yuuuk! *nyari temen tidur* eh? *nemu guling* 11:05am AMEN! RT @ivanafeb: Jadi terberkatilah orang2 yg dicabut giginya.. 12:17pm Tukang sate yg pasti RT @hielmy: Sepertinya besok omzet tukang bakso agak menurun yah... 01:44pm Wall•E #filmmewek 01:45pm Toy Story 3 #filmmewek 01:49pm FUCKING SET IT FREE!!! RT @dpermata: Kenapa ya di @PVJbandung mesti ada burung merak yg diiket kakinya trus dibawa keliling mall. So sad :(( 06:02pm Selain "do a barrel roll" cobain jg "tilt" dan "askew" :) 06:17pm @yukypenkeik sounds tempting right!? XD RT @ivanafeb: pengen makan yg lembut2 dan manis gitu.. mau donat, ato penkeik gtu.. 06:42pm RT @ivanafeb: this video was made using 288.000 jelly beans o_O >>> http://t.co/5AHHIiP7 07:14pm i'm not a religious person, tp untuk saat ini gw sangat setuju sama twit2-nya @dpermata 07:25pm @fridragon klo mau adu argumen mbok ya dimention orangnya. Jgn teriak kepublik tanpa menaruh mention di awal twit. gak sportif. 07:29pm @hanyaghea sungkem ama kambing :p 07:30pm RT @ivanafeb: tumben waras didinya :)) RT @aryakuya: Be careful what you say. Everything can end in one minute because of a stupid word...

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07:31pm RT @pemirsa: Sumpah, ini timeline paling penuh kebencian sepanjang sejarah saya twitteran :)) nyinyir, kompor, twitwar, nomention. Komplit 07:40pm :))) RT @adi_tea: Ulah bari nyekek botol atuh euyy takbiran tehh.. :)) RT @aryakuya: Allahu akbar allahu akbar allahu akbar... 07:40pm RT @pipis: "Gentlemen, it's been an honor sharing this shed with you tonight," said the goat to another. 07:42pm Terimakasih *bows* :))) RT @adi_tea: @jenderalcilik
Sun Nov 06 01:47am Super 8 is mesmerizingly beautiful! J. J. Abrams' masterpiece!! I LOVE IT!!! 05:48am Penyakit klo mau solat ied, PENGEN BOKEEER!! 05:54am Kagak ada kontes kecantikan niiih dijalan? Jarang2 gw lebaran bareng pemerintah! Give me some show! :p 05:59am Bah! Malah nemu kambing! :/ 06:06am Pemandu takbir-nya bengek kyknya. Takbir kok sepotongsepotong?

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06:28am Bhuahahaha bupati Garut-nya gak dianggap! Mantap nih panitia Idul Adha, kagak pake sambutan bupati. 06:43am Gokil nih warga Garut! Pas bupatinya mau ngasi sambutan semuanya pada bubaaarrrr!! 06:53am :)) RT @__zwitter: Mulesss!!! 07:36am RT @rahneputri: *lanjutin bobok sampe kiriman makanan datang* 07:40am @dpermata begitulah.. Nasib jd bupati korup yaa gak didengerin ama warganya :)) 01:22pm Bahh!! Bauuuuuu! X.x 07:14pm Kehidupan yg layak, rumah tinggal, mobil, pekerjaan tetap, kata siapa #bahagiaitusederhana ? 08:59pm Honda bensinnya pake redbull soalnya :p 10:21pm RT @putrianza: I smile when I'm happy. Still smile when I'm sad. So you can't tell the difference :) 10:31pm Seneng ama news anchor Dita + Dina Faisal. They're both hot. Apalagi klo pake kacamata XD 10:33pm I'm easily falls for girls with shade :p 10:36pm 28 Days Later di Global!! one of the best zombie apocalypse movie ever!!! :D 10:37pm Oh! Cillian Murphy alert! /cc: @sonyasoraya nyalain global sekarang! :p 10:47pm Oh ya, yg bikin depressed di film ini tuh sound effect sama soundtrack-nya. Gw ampe stress sendiri di bioskop gara2 dgr musik-nya. 10:55pm salah satu alesan knp gw seneng nongkrong di Ace Hardware, disana tempat paling aman di waktu zombie apocalypse. :D 10:56pm ☐ Justin Bieber RT @jover_loint: ☐ SBY RT @gandrasta: ☑ Saddam Hussein ☑ Osama ☑ Gaddafi ☑ Friendster ☐ Titiek Puspa 170

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11:25pm Sometimes I really wish the zombie apocalypse is really happening, so I can shot people I know in the head.

Mon Nov 07 07:48am Selamat pagiiiii dunia! Bangun pagi rejekinya makin gede *nyebarin positif energi* 08:39am NUKE IT FROM ORBIT!! RT @missciccone: ..Uya Kuya's annoying daughter singing on Inbox! Somebody shoot the lil' bitch with a bazooka, please! 10:05am You call it crime, we call it smart family bussiness. 10:09am #fyi Saxophone was invented today. 10:10am "Put a little sax on your sex." #jazzyTshirtPrint 10:13am Boleh minta nama anak cewek/cowok buat anak saya yg mungkin akan lahir 4/5 tahun lg? :p RT @sudjiwotedjo: Puji Manungku/ pendoa yg khusu' 10:18am Udh mikirin nama anak ajaa.. Kawin aja belum. :)) 10:20am ..gawe aja belum. :/ #kemudianhening 10:46am Oh fudge!! *panik* RT @pipis: OMG! http://t.co/JecgDtIy 10:51am "I'll be the one who call you're a lover every now and then" #nowplaying @pomplamoose 11:20am RT @TheLoveAdvices Some friends are like pennies. Two faced and worthless. 11:48am NO PIC = HOAX! :)) RT @pramgil: Aw! Serba salah kalo di depan kita ni ada mbak2 duduk pake rok tinggi. 12:35pm Mention diri sendiri :)) --> RT @hielmy: @hielmy kalo perlu, bisa juga.

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04:09pm Katak Beta RT @hielmy: ...Prototype. RT @soalBOWBOW: Sebelum menjadi katak dewasa, katak berupa ... #soalBOWBOW 05:17pm Hehehe RT @ivanafeb: Punya pacar panasan. Status bbm aja mesti saingan *melirik sinis @jenderalcilik*

Tue Nov 08 12:07am bingung gw, mau bales pake emot cium tp lakinya ngefollow gw! :)) RT @dpermata: Thank you @jenderalcilik :* 12:13am Tetep aja klo ada apa2 syerem bo! Kalah bodi gw :)) RT @dpermata: Ga cemburu sm elu mah 12:20am Eh bntar, td @dpermata ngebbm nanya kpn gw ke bdg, mau ngapain ya? mendingan kmu aja yg ke garut, jd bs 'ngapa2in' ..*nyari mati gw!* :)) 08:00am Pagi2 sinyalnya udh galau, kyk abg aja nih :/ 08:36am HOLLY MOTHER OF GOD!! liat cewek latihan silat di tipi.. BEAUTIFUL! :D 08:39am wktu smp dulu gw itu karateka looh, dapet sabuk ijo pas sma, tp klo ada tawuran gw selalu paling dulu.. melarikan diri :/ 08:42am Ada lahhh itu 'temen' lu? :)) RT @dpermata: ..Tp namanya aja 'lulur banci'..ada gt yg mau? :/ 03:00pm Kesurupan kok masal? Kawin masal sih gpp :/ 03:29pm :)) RT @dmuhaimin: yg nyanyi 7 icon, bukan 7 kwintal RT @sisantee: gak gak gak kuat.... gak gak gak kuat...... 11:44pm re-run lg film Super 8, kli ini ngabisin hampir 3 jam, soalny tiap scene dipause buat liat detailnya. And I saw the Rocket Popeteers poster!

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11:46pm ..And the Captain Coop t-shirt. Yeah the t-shirt is awesome! I want one!! 11:54pm But the ARG worth the movie. Super 8 was EPIC!

Wed Nov 09 12:27am Buset! Avatarnya @oktorina_dio serem bgt!! XD 12:41am "Goodnight my dear, sleep tight I'll see you in my dreams, please don't cry the time will fly.." 12:42am "..it's hard to believe that it's time to go, I know but baby I'll be right back here in a week" #nowplaying @pomplamoose 12:51am extra: something that used to be a tra. :/ RT @onlyastoner: exhale: something that used to be a hale 12:54am @itsmadeon dear madeon, please do something about Phoenix's songs. You're both French. I think a colaborations will be nice ;) 01:03am "Mr. Taxi.. Taxi.. Taxi.. Soutou jeukshi jeukshi jeukshi!" **Hayyyyah! ketauan lg deh gw ngefans ama SNSD :)) 01:06am Udahan ah! Ngelatin cewek2 berkaki semampai ini muluk jd takut mimpi yg 'aneh-aneh' :p *matiin pc* 01:08am I'm a leg fetish for SNSD XD 01:11am Sebentar, gw ini nge-fans atw sekedar pervert aja yak?? XD 01:16am Liat transTV ini cewek2 hot 3 ekor maenannya kok ama setan?? :/ 01:18am *ngesot* ...*makin lama makin deket* RT @dpermata: Ediiin ini dingin sekaleeeeeeeee 07:58am Ini namanya goreng terigu dikasi tempe, bukan goreng tempe diteriguin. :/

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08:17am Ohh jd gini yak rasanya gak punya pulsa tp msi bisa komunikasi. Gak seru ah! Gak bisa 'ngilang' :p 08:50am Gw bacanya SBY joged shuffle :)) *ngebayangin kebo joged shuffle* RT @missciccone: SBY di reshuffle. #BirthdayWishList 09:12am Teori "kunci sukses = doa + usaha" itu udh gak berlaku. Banyak yg usaha muluk tanpa berdoa jg bs sukses kok! *ajaran sesat* 09:20am Gw kagak disapa :/ RT @dpermata: Morniiinnn dear.. :* @ivanafeb @chitrarinjani @triaditya 09:31am Tips buat desainer atw ilustrator, musti agak menjauhkan diri dr internet. Bakalan ngerusak karakter. 09:33am Tiap ada yg kawinan pasti sibuk nyari2 kado. Klo ntar gw kawin gak ush repot yaaa, beliin Xbox 360 lengkap ama TV HD 42" aja :D 09:38am Atw klo mau yg agak murahan dikit beliin Blu-ray Starwars collectors edition, lengkap ama props lightsaber-nya :)) 09:39am Mending lahh drpd ngecover ama joged poco-poco :)) RT @TMMY_M: ada boyben latah korea korean tapi nge cover lagu Aserehe tea. Dude..... :/ 11:23am @Dam_LACom Mang Jepun -> @Mang_JepunBDG RT @infobandung: "ramen slain di gokana dan kuma ramen,dimana yahhh? nuhun infona mang..." 12:57pm :)) pasti orang dalem --> RT @poongorock: Thank God for @TelkomSpeedyID 's reliable connection 02:30pm BEHOLD!! Dr. Sheldon Cooper's boobleheads action figure ~ http://t.co/KqFtgIRv BAZINGA! 05:48pm The last episode of The Big Bang Theory shows a footage of Penny being naked!! HUZZAH!!! 05:51pm @putrianza yep I wrote that on my location info, tp ada apa yak? tiba2 ngemention tanpa sebab musabab :p 174

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06:26pm @putrianza ah pasti sedang melakukan rainy day shenanigans yaaaah!! ‎:p 07:54pm Dukung!!! RT @TMMY_M: #gerakandukungtamipindahkosan 08:17pm Giselle itu jd salah satu alesan buat nonton OVJ 08:33pm @hanyaghea heran, @desta80s ini cakepnya disebelah mana ya? Kok bs dapetin Giselle :p 08:53pm Angkat tangan kanan mu, angkat kaki kiri mu, ayo goyang sama-sama! :D 09:00pm Wahai kameramen yang bijaksana, mohon banyakin nyorot Giselle yaa 09:07pm ohh pantes.. *angguk-angguk* lirik @ivanafeb :)) RT @hanyaghea: Adduuh pantat gww.. Kapan ke baleendah ga macet yah 09:30pm Ini koneksi kok kyk hubungan gw ama pacar gw, lama. Gak jelas mau kemana. #eaaaa *dirajam massal* *siap2 ada yg ngamuk di bbm* :)) 09:32pm Ampun love! sumpah iseng doank barusan mah!! *gak berani mention tetep* :p 09:34pm Tuh kan.. *eh beda topik yah ini mah?? :p RT @ivanafeb: @jenderalcilik apa maksudnya?? (�˚Д˚)� 10:01pm (" `з´ )_,/"(>_<'!) RT @dpermata: Eh kemention @ivanafeb 10:32pm Hahahahahaha *gak punya autotext ketawa jumawa* :)) RT @dpermata: @jenderalcilik anjissss autotext!!! 10:47pm Msi kepikiran pgn cepet kawin biar dapet Xbox 360 lengkap ama home theater-nya :p 11:01pm @rendy ah iya! Kawinnya mah gampang! :))

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11:03pm Jd yahh drtd mlm gw ama @dpermata ngebahas mau nikah barengan. Curiga beneran nikah bareng beneran, gw yg jd groom dy yg jd bride-nya :)) 11:04pm @rendy yg mau-nya udh ada malah :p 11:08pm Perasaan dr kemaren film fi tipi Collin Ferrel muluk, curiga besok giliran Phone Booth yg diputer, trus Daredevil aja sekalian 11:13pm Lupa lakinya @dpermata follow gw! *kabur!!!* 11:17pm Sumpah ni koneksi minta dirukiyah! 11:27pm Ini yg di film The Crow ceweknya yg main di serial L Words kan? *ketauan deh sempet punya tmn 'sakit' :)) 11:32pm Iklan XL ini galau deh, tdnya kan pake lagu alamat palsu. Kok skrg jd lagu goyang gayung? Kepentok ama copyright ya? 11:35pm @dpermata kasih ke kucing klo gak enak. :)) 11:52pm Film The Crow yg bagus itu ya filmnya Marc Dacascos, eh? bener gak nulisnya? 11:57pm @cinnamoncherry oh! Mbak Donna fans-nya Marc Dacascos yah? :D

Thu Nov 10 12:00am Mimisan liat avatarnya @TMMY_M XD 12:06am @cinnamoncherry drpd dipanggil Bu, soalnya aku manggil partner hidupnya mbak Donna dgn 'Pak' :p 12:09am Geeks are sexy! RT @dpermata: In relationship with geek, real geek (˘_˘٥) 12:12am Yg ini mah The Crow-nya pedofil! masa suka ama anak kecil :/ 08:26am Selamat pagi, ntar mlm bkl jd supir, jd tidur lg aja deh :/

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08:30am @TMMY_M oh masih pake baju yah? *pertanyaan macam apa ini!??* *tendaaaaaang!* 08:39am Tuhan bersama mereka yang meciptakan tanktop. :D 08:51am @TMMY_M yaaa pake roll-nya jgn sepaket ama daster donk! Dipakenya bareng lingerie gt.. *masih pagi bayuuuu!!! Omongan lu udh ngaco aja!!* 09:08am Diomelin pacar krn pagi-pagi udh ngtwit yg aneh-aneh :( 09:17am Wahai para sutradara kawakan Indonesia, kami butuh remake film Gundala, dkk. Soalnya di otak gw yg namanya pahlawan itu kyk Spiderman, dkk. 09:19am remake film Cut Nyak Dien jg boleh sih.. tp digarapnya beneran serius, makan waktu ampe 6tahun jg gak masalah. Jgn bikin film instan 09:24am Tuh kan diomelin.. *gigit jari* :( RT @ivanafeb: (" `з ´ )_,/"(>_<'!) @jenderalcilik 09:31am Di tipi pasti infoteinmen lg heboh dgn topik pahlawan deh. Dear celebs, I don't give a fuck about what you think considering today's annual 09:51am Dasi gw yg gbrnya Chaplin ditaro dimana yak?? curiga ketinggalan dirumahnya @ivanafeb :/ 10:15am @rahneputri cobain cover mr.sandman-nya Pomplamoose jg deh :) 10:34am @rahneputri ah! Lupa, mp3-nya cmn ada di iTunes, tp bs diliat videosong-nya di YouTube kok. 11:24am @rahneputri itu yg ngedit-nya si Jack (musisi cowoknya)-nya sendiri kok gak pake jasa editor :p 11:27am Mumpung lg ngebahas Pomplamoose, yg "Bust Your Knee Caps"-nya itu asik banget!! SERIUS! 177

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11:31am klo lagu fav-nya gw ama @ivanafeb tuh "If You Think You Need Some Love" sama "Little Things" dan "Hey! It's Pomplamoose" jg enak! :D 11:32am YAY!!! :D RT @rahneputri: I'm a big fan of Poomplamoose right now. 11:38am Ah! Di videosong "Little Things" ada footage Natalie (female vocalist) being cute at the end of the song!! XD I love her soooo much! 07:44pm @dpermata @ivanafeb @christyoey kagak ikutan grup lg 07:46pm @dpermata @ivanafeb @christyoey kagak ikutan grup lg, lupa blm minta di reinvite, musti dikick dulu.

Fri Nov 11 12:28am Tips n Trick nyetir antar kota terutama bareng keluarga, pake headset trus nyalain musik yg kenceng, don't give a fuck about what they said 12:59am Siap-siap besok bakalan ada janur kuning di tiap belokan :)) silly! 01:00am Gw mau kawin di 13-13-13 aja boleh? :D 01:57am Yaaaarrrr!!! *liat tempat tidur* 07:20am the fudge is this? timeline penuh ama angka satu :/ 08:07pm A-Mild Menthol ..it's been a while 08:37pm Kagak nonton Opening Sea Games, mudah-mudahan besok2 ada di YouTube dehh :( 10:54pm Huanjerrrr udh kyk supir angkot, nyetir sambil ngelap kaca gara2 embun :))

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Sat Nov 12 03:30am HUZZAH!! *liat kasur* 03:37am @triaditya kan sakti, tangan kanan ngelapin kaca, tangan kiri ngetwit. ..yang megang setir tangan yg manaaaa??? 03:39am pas di jalan nyawa kyk tgl seperempat, pas nyampe kasur tibatiba 120% :/ 03:43am give me a break will ya? 01:33pm This Rise of The Planet of The Apes movie really needs a sequel. Endingnya nanggung. Masa cmn pgn ke hutan doank. Gak ada invasi nih? 05:23pm di Google RT @infobandung: RT @ismahanifa Please please please tempat reparasi flashdisk bervirus ganas (gak pake format) dimana ya? 05:39pm @ivanafeb @Karizunique bener banget! 06:13pm Di tipi ada siaran langsung pertandingan sea games gak sih? Jadwalnya apa aja yak? Pgn nonton. 06:20pm Terlepas dari kontroversi pemilihan 7 keajaiban dunia yang baru, kamu akan tetap jd keajaiban dunia yg tak akan prnh tergantikan untukku. :/ 06:20pm Lupakan twit gw barusan. :)) 06:54pm Girls, no matter how ugly you are, there's always be a man who's dying wants to sleep with you. 07:03pm it's both wise and pervert :/ hahahaha RT @TMMY_M: Wise words. Touche :P 07:14pm Simbolisasi kasta RT @pramgil: RT @kffaisal: Serius nanya: kenapa sih babysitter harus dikasi seragam?

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07:24pm @dwikaputra @sugahpuff Kalian merusak kekhusyukan gw nonton ke-unyuan anak jaman sekarang! :)) 07:48pm pertanyaan "kamu kok gak malam mingguan?" itu maknanya ambigu, bisa ngejek atau nyari tau msi single atw udh punya pacar :p 07:50pm Jempol gw bengkak (jujur), I did a hardcore qwerty-ing (bohong, pdhl kejepit payung). :/ 09:13pm Mantan pawang hujan --> RT @pramgil: Sedang tidak tanggap hujan, sementara terjebak di tukang pecel lele. 09:47pm So obvious :/ RT @Metro_TV: Voting SMS Komodo tidak Diumumkan http://t.co/TM6u3x3C 10:03pm Tunjuk tangan RT @sugahpuff: How many of you follow someone just because they have a good-looking avatar? 10:20pm Accio tukang pijit!! RT @sonyasoraya: @MbakTukangPijit RT @MentionTo: #MentionTo someone you need right now. 11:02pm Ada tenis di anTV dan petenis wanita berbaju ungu ini effin hot!! *drolling*

Sun Nov 13 12:23am :))) RT @AndaTriadi: Akon flyers side by side = konak. Ew. 12:33am Seandainya hidup bs semudah di Dunia Lain, tgl melambaikan tangan ke kamera klo udh gak kuat ngejalaninnya. :/ 01:28am :)) koplok!!! Sumpah aing ngakak RT @adi_tea: Smoga semakin berjaya di taun ini (y) *Kapencet enter acan beres ngetik* -___01:31am Selamat ulang tahun @EkoHelsi, panjang umur! 01:32am Biar gak dibilang gay, maksain nonton bola Inggris vs Spanyol dulu ahhh.. :/

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01:34am Pdhl kan nongkrongin cowok2 bercelana pendek lari2 ampe keringetan itu terdengar lebih gay. Mendingan nonton tennis, yg jelas2 ceweknya hot. 01:59am Setuju!RT @pramgil: @jenderalcilik terlebih lagi volli pantai * \(´▽`)/* 02:00am Gw mau!! :D *siap2 nongkrongin kaca semaleman* :)) RT @joantobing: Ada yg mau tukeran badan gk ama gw, semalam aja :D 02:15am @joantobing no, bukan self exploitation. Tp self exploration! :D 02:16am Ah sial! Twit gw barusan bikin #pencitraan gw makin cabul :/ 02:23am @joantobing makanya jgn cerita ttg angin. Bayu is a sanskrit for angin, gw jd merasa terpanggil :p *geer tingkat tinggi* 02:26am Wow! Seorang @asyerabella aja pake sketchup bukan 3Dmax?? *makin semangat memperdalam ilmu sketchup :D 02:31am @cinnamoncherry i still prefer a nightmare, cos it makes the waking time more appealing ;) but anyway, goodnight mbak Donna! :D 02:53am @asyerabella knp musti ke 3Dmax lg? Itu udh tgl dirender pake Vray, hasilnya sama bagusnya ama 3Dmax kok, kecuali klo emg butuh model 3D :p 06:26pm footage pembantaian Orang Utan di RCTI barusan mudah2an membuka mata Orang Indonesia bahwa bukan cmn Komodo yg butuh perhatian. 06:29pm dan laporan pembantaian Orang Utan barusan berhasil bikin Jusuf Kala sbg duta Komodo semakin nampak bodoh! 06:54pm Apakah RCTI memungkinkan untuk melakukan siaran ulang laporan pembantaian Orang Utan tadi? Di waktu istirahat jam kerja atau prime time gt? 07:03pm Koplokk!! Pas kick off nongol iklan torabika :/ 181

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07:15pm Hakan siah tah kartu beureum! 07:20pm Morrocan Mint Green Tea + Magnum Filter + being not gay krn nonton bola = lumayan bliss :p 07:23pm CLBK :)) --> RT @joantobing: @anggaps knp sih lu dr kmren ngomong jorok trs? Sini cerita cerita... 07:27pm @chitrarinjani enggak kok, cmn greentea dari Dilmah tea :p hehehe 11:03pm "i'd rather be a comma than a full stop." 11:38pm #nowwatching the hottest vampire ever! Selena!!! (Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡) 11:48pm Beckinsale + tight costume + pale skin + big guns = fap.. fap.. fap.. :D 11:53pm :)) RT @funnyoneliners: I just can't seem to get a girlfriend even though I can speak two languages fluently. English and Klingon. 11:55pm Infinite Loop? :)) RT @onlyastoner: the best time to smoke weed is before and after smoking weed.

Mon Nov 14 12:56am Gw msi gak ngerti ama fenomena orbs, lebih tepatnya gak percaya, gmn ceritanya teknologi mutakhir bs berinteraksi ama benda mitos?? 01:00am Baahahahaha badane tatoan takut ama setan :))) 01:55am @jazzy_syaharani @BarryLikumahuwa "come on relax now, put your troubles down.." Pantala Naga Pampa - Dave Matthews ;) 01:59am Indomie Goreng rasa Vagina Janda Muda. GOVINDA. *joget briptu norman* :)) /cc: @missciccone 02:01am Sumpah gw aja ngakak sendiri baca twit gw barusan :)))

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09:39am and enjoy your monday motherfucker!! *balik lagi ke kasur, narik selimut* :))) 10:02am if you ever whine about how rough your monday is, just quit your job! easy eh? *mencet remot, nonton derings, liat girlband unyu*

Tue Nov 15 01:31am Nooooooo!! Please put Leonard and Penny back on track!! Aaaaarrrgh! *efek nonton TBBT last episode* :p 01:34am Gregeeeetttt!! ‎(�˚Д˚)� dear Leonard and Penny, pacaran lagi dooonk please! :p 12:51pm Klo gw gak mslh mau resepsi ngabisin 2 trilyun pun. Toh gw cmn mau nikah sekali seumur hidup, gw pgn jd moment plg sakral :D /cc: @hielmy 12:53pm Kecuali klo emg punya rencana mau nikah berkali-kali, yaa musti agak berhemat :)) 12:56pm @hielmy Yaaa jgn ampe ngutang atuh! Bukannya berasa sakral yg ada mlh mikirin gmn bayar utang ntar :)) 12:59pm headbanging to @itsmadeon 's mix of Raise Your Weapon by deadmau5 \m/ 01:01pm @hielmy yahh klo niatnya ngejer prestise sihh ya gak bakalan berkah. ;) 01:02pm now dancing to @itsmadeon 's epic mix of "Pop Culture"! Dance like nobody's watching!!! 01:29pm Mbah @pramgil! Klo kedutan kelopak mata sebelah kanan itu apa artinya ya?? :/

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01:36pm ‎(˘̶ِ̀ ˘̶́ ') RT @adi_tea: @jenderalcilik artinya harus minum bir..lebih bagus yg udah dingin yg sampe botolnya berembun tea gening (ˆ�ˆ) 01:39pm Merhatiin emoticon autotext yg macem2, knp gak ada yg kepikiran bikin comic-strip tp pk autotext ya? :/ 02:49pm WOI @__zwitter!! Install-keun eta Battlefield koploooookk!!! Aing hayang maen!!!!! :)) 02:53pm Cocok kerja di air gak mbah?? RT @pramgil: jenderalcilik kalo kanan atas anda akan beruntung. yeah! (udah kaya paranormal beneran dah haha) 02:58pm @pramgil selat pulau sebesi udh pernah gw jabanin wktu pkn dulu kali :/ #pentingbanget 03:47pm @nandadidu download-nya pake torrent biar gak degdegan krn takut gagal ;) 03:55pm I miss my cheap pornstar and viagra salesman followers RT-ing every of my tweets. :/ #fakirfollower 03:57pm Hahaha beberapa saat yg lalu gw jd manusia dr masa depan, jam di hp gw udh hari rebo, pantesan semua twit tulisannya "one day ago" :/ 06:39pm Barusan mimpiin @triaditya, gw lg gigitaran eh dy nongol sambil nyanyi2.. mksdnya apa ya? gw kan lebih kangen ama @ivanafeb :/ 06:41pm +fav :D RT @saparamita: hai @jenderalcilik x)) RT @detikcom: SNSD Bikin Variety Show http://t.co/dUWTNvF3 07:42pm :)) RT @ivanafeb: @chitrarinjani ehh.. sabtu qta meet up lho dan pasti ada foto session. ga mau terlihat besar kan di sebelah aku :p 09:48pm +1 RT @anggaps: Never enjoy in a crowded situation, except if I am drunk or in the music concert with band that I like.

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09:49pm enjoying your 'happy time' buddy? :D RT @jover_loint: tissue mana tissue?! 09:52pm @BayuBibir knapa lu bay? 09:58pm @BayuBibir ohh sugan teh labuh tina motor. Sukur atuh teu nanaon mah :D 10:07pm Sesungguhnya blackberry itu sangat bermanfaat untuk memperlama waktu boker. :/ 10:08pm Lupa pake hesteg #twitboker kaburu kapencet enter :)) 10:09pm @jover_loint oh! My bad!! Kirain br abis doing 'happy time' taunya lg flu :)) 10:12pm ..rokok gw udh abis, isi dalam perut udh terkuras, tp gw msi betah nongkrong. Nungguan cangkeul ieu mah :/ #twitboker 10:13pm Geusan ahh!! Yak demikian #kultwit #twitboker dari saya! #pentingbanget 10:16pm Lain kali sebelum gw boker gw mau ngetwit #twitmules dulu, biar ada waktu buat kalian untuk berdoa spy batere hp gw habis.. 10:16pm ..jd timeline kalian tidak akan terbanjiri oleh #twitboker :)) 10:17pm Saling bersahutan :)) RT @kdri: bunyinya ping atau brot ? 10:21pm I swear to God I feel smarter klo lg boker! :p 10:27pm "Bawa kopi sambil baca koran atau materi kuliah" (Reynold Ritonga, Pejabat Kemenbudpar) :/ 10:29pm And me? "It's fapping time!!!" :)) 10:37pm DO NOT DISTURB! I'M GAMING!!! it's BATTLEFIELD TIME! :D @__zwitter toss!! 10:37pm @barlieve :p 11:38pm The graphic is eyepleasing! #battlefield3 #bf3

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Wed Nov 16 02:51am Battlefield 3 + Roccat Kave real 5 channel headphones surround sound = pure effin bliss!! 07:07am selamat pagi dunia! 12:15pm pacar gw @ivanafeb is kinda EFFIN AWESOME!! i love you to the flesh!!! I want to eat you alive! YARRR!!! ‎(�˚Д˚)� 02:17pm ingatan gw itu buruk!! apalagi ama angka, yg repot klo udh musti ngisi pulsa, pasti ketuker2 ama nomornya @ivanafeb :/ 04:51pm Tiap stasiun tv skrg mah punya acara yg nampilin info2 unik dr yutub yah? Ahh gak usah youtube-walking lg ini mah :P 04:52pm Yahh walo 'courtesy of youtube' terdengar bodoh dan terus kontroversial, gw mah cukup menikmati acara2-nya :p 05:14pm Kenapa gak ada siaran langsung sea games pertandingan voli pantai??? ‎(�˚Д˚)� 05:51pm ampe sekarang tiap kli ngeliat org abis mandi tp msi 'jararibreg' alias msi basah selalu keingetan ama @adi_tea :/ 05:54pm RT @chitrarinjani: bos tdk sengaja melihat wolpeper bbku "Wah, kmu suka memotivasi diri sndr ya? bagus itu. Be polite.." 05:55pm RT @chitrarinjani: ..untung bawahnya gak dibaca (..go fuck yourself) 05:56pm GW SUKA AMA NI CEWEK! -- > @chitrarinjani :D 06:15pm Team marketing sosis So Nice gesit banget!! Udah dapet aja atlit-atlit sea games peraih medali jd bintang iklan :/ 06:21pm @adi_tea ah teu di purdin wae sia mah, kapan saja dimana saja mandi tara make anduk!! :)) 06:40pm :)) RT @hielmy: Gimana kalo salah ketik jadi "Courtesy of Youporn"? #duengggg

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06:43pm Pengen ke Bali, pengen ketemu Obama, pengen bilang "My name is Bayu, and I'm not a terrorist" :/ 06:44pm Aduh!! Lupa, twit kita kan bisa dibaca ama CIA, gw ditangkep gak yaaa?? *lebay* 06:50pm MA'AM, YOU ROCK!! \m/ RT @chitrarinjani: Ini nih wolpepernya jenderalcilik ~ http://t.co/zJCSifKv 07:02pm Pgn ketemu ama dubber atw pengisi suara semua karakter di film Sponge Bob :D terutama pengisi Squidward 07:27pm SARAP!! bukan mayan ini mah namanya!!! :)) RT @katarangga: Torrent 850kbps. Mayan. 07:30pm Raden2an aja gak? :/ RT @pramgil: Keypadnya ogah2an gini. Unyil2an aja napa. 08:03pm Wakil Bupati Garut aja ogah musti nemenin Bupati Garut skrg, doi malah balik jd artis dan skrg nongol di OVJ :))

Thu Nov 17 04:02am Oooooh! @ivanafeb will love this!! "25 Ways to Wear a Scarf in 4.5 Minutes!" ~ http://t.co/Bf0Djteg 04:08am just finished Battlefield 3 campaign mode! The "WHOA!!" effects are awesome! tp penggunaan nuklir sbg ide utamanya brasa terlalu lebay. 04:14am Yes, the graphic is beyond awesome! Gw paling suka ama teriakan2 sepanjang contact with enemy.. 04:15am gak jarang gw jd ikutan teriak ngerespon perintah atau pas waktu nembak mati musuh. "Watch my six!!" atau "Tango down!" atw "CLEAR!"

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04:20am Buat dapetin efek degdegan dan ngerasain ambience dr gamenya. You should really get a powerfull gpu and a decent headphones. 04:25am gw pake GPU XFX Radeon HD 5850, dan Roccat KAVE 5.1 Channel Headphones. The headphone is actually have 5 speakers in it and it was AWESOME!! 04:27am Udah ah! Sekian review Battlefield 3 dari sayah. Tapi tetep gw msih cinta sama Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 ;) 09:16am Diunfollow, diblock, lalu di-report as spam! RT @ivanafeb: Kalo ada yg selalu RT twit itu spam bukan sih, boleh kali di block yah? 11:58am I curse when I'm happy, I curse even more when I feel down. 12:06pm @usembassyjkt Spider-Man dan Conan The Barbarian #ObamadiRI 01:40pm Things changes, peoples changes. FUCK YOU! I don't like changes, don't you even dare to move my desk even an inch!! 09:44pm IN DO NE SIA!!! *telat* *baru dapet sinyal* :/ 09:47pm @anggaps atw "Insya Allah"-nya Maher Zein :D

Fri Nov 18 08:28am Plastik itu musuh perokok, apalagi klo ada di asbak ‎(�˚Д˚)� 09:49am Wew!?? Kagak ada fitur upgrade layanan BIS nih!?? Jd ttp musti unreg dulu paket BIS sebelumnya trs aktivasi paket yg baru?? BOOOO!! LAAAME!! 09:52am Gw kira segala sesuatu ttg Blackberry itu selalu ekslusip, tp pelayanannya??? EPIC LAME!!! *banting bb* *beneran* 10:02am Hahahaha entah kenapa gw enjoy bgt ngetweet Spoiler film Breaking Dawn barusan. :)) 10:14am @dpermata hahaha untuk kali ini gw gak sirik, serius!

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12:07pm Aight!! I'm less evil now :) 12:49pm Anak kecil depan gw ini kyknya menikmati tipuan si tukang ager2 biar dapetin hadiah, udh abis goceng kyknya gak menang2 :)) 01:33pm #tips klo tangan belepotan krn tinta printer, cuci tangan segera dgn krim pencuci piring. Pasti ilang tintanya ;) 02:07pm Di rumah gw ada 3 printer, tp gak ada satupun yg bener. yg satu headnya udh ngegaris, yg satu headnya bocor, yg satu headnya mampet :/ 02:11pm Bokap gw skrg lg pelit minta ampun!! Rokoknya dimintain ama anaknya aja manyun :)) 02:32pm Koploooook!!! Ngeprint teu beres2, udh halaman 4 balik lg ke halaman 1 :/ printer macam apa ini??? 02:34pm Teu bisa ngitung ieu printer! Budak leutik wae nyaho geus opat teh limaaa!!! Lain balik deui ka hiji!!! *ngomelin printer* 02:48pm @hielmy bukan, printernya dirijen. Tu.. Wa.. Ga.. Pat.. Hiduplaaah Endonesya Rayaa.. Tu.. Dua.. Endonesyaaaaaa.. :/ 03:43pm "Nothing is permanent in this wicked world, not even our troubles." - Charlie Chaplin ..HEY YOU! SMILE!!! YES! YOU!!! :) 04:51pm AMIN!!! RT @hielmy: Itu pemotor yg bonceng 3, ga pake helm dan JALAN DI JALUR BERLAWANAN padahal ada median jalan, semoga celaka! 05:18pm Blackberry itu gak bisa export contact ke outlook atw gmail ya? Mksdnya detailed. Yg ketransfer cmn alamat email doank ‎(˘̶ِ̀ ˘̶́ ') 05:21pm Merk egois ini namanya, contact dr facebook, ym, simcard, gmail, semuanya diunduh. tp giliran eksport contact kagak bisa?? EGOIS!!! :/

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05:23pm @endahchoiri udh dicoba, tp yg keeksport cuman alamat email-nya aja. No tlp, dll gak bisa :( 05:23pm @endahchoiri dan ya, klo dr device lain ke bb bisa, tp klo sebaliknya dr bb ke yg lain gak bisa. 05:25pm Blackberry ini udh kyk hubungan pacaran gw, egois. gak ada yg namanya saling memberi dan menerima. *halahhh malah curhat* :)) 05:41pm Touche! RT @joantobing: klo co yg selingkuh kan ngeluarin biaya bwt selingkuhanny. Tp klo ce y slngkuh dpt pmasukan tmbhn dr co selingkuhan. 05:46pm Bullseye! RT @pandji: Di credit title film Tintin, pas animator ada nama: Rini Sugianto. Nama yg Indonesia bgt :) 05:55pm Foto bbm-nya @sonyasoraya (500) Days of Summer bangeeeett!! "..to die by your side is such a heavenly way to die" (Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡) *heart* 06:00pm Hmmm.. Jd kepikiran pgn bikin foto pre-wedd bentuknya remake dr poster2 film drama romantis fav. (Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡) 06:19pm @wanzblood @sonyasoraya yakin "with" summer?? coba dicek dvd-nya bajakan kali??? ;p 06:52pm :/ RT @hielmy: Obama jago banget bahasa Inggris-nya, padahal dia orang Amerika. 09:29pm Woi @chacanurisya!! Belajar woi!!! Malah pacaran!! Bilangin bunda siah!!! :))) 09:38pm @endahchoiri americano aja mbak'e! :D 11:01pm things are too fucked up to understand you. so don't expect anything to understand you, you need to be the one who understand them.

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11:48pm :/ RT @sugahpuff: Pacaran aja sama Blackberry kalo benter² ribut. #iturebootwoi

Sat Nov 19 12:08am So the ARG for #Super8Movie on @Super8Movie is still on eh?? Drat!! I wish I was in US.. :( envy!!! 12:17am RT @MTVGeek: We’re giving away Mezco Toyz Little Big Planet action figures to 1 follower #GeekPlanet RT to enter! Rules http://t.co/rudlGQ5W 12:18am Got!!! <-- ngomong kotorRT @missciccone: Ngomong kotor: Tokai. 12:20am Muke lu!! <-- ngomong kotor :)) 08:09am Pagi-pagi sarapan pepaya, siap2 cerewet seharian ini mah :)) 08:38am Bahahahaha ada anak kecil lg jalan sambil nangis terisak-isak, kyk abis diputusin atw dicerein, dunia beraaaaaaat rasanya :)) 08:42am Oooohhh ternyata anak yg td nangis itu abis di-imunisasi (bhs sundana dikuris) soalnya ada anak yg laen jg yg nangis smbil megang tangan :)) 09:05am Serius, SEMUA montir di Garut itu SOK TAU!! #tips klo GAK pengen kendaraannya tambah rusak, JANGAN PERNAH benerin di bengkel di Garut! 09:06am Mau donk jd pacarnya! Tp abis dikasi kaos kita putus yah? :)) RT @missciccone: *simpen kaosnya buat tjalon patjar* :/ 09:16am hahahaha :)) RT @missciccone: @jenderalcilik Bangsat! >.< 09:27am Baru tau ternyata klo pake paket hemat gak bisa ngetwit foto :/ 01:08pm Tiap kli gw sms atw bbm "hati-hati dijalan ya!" itu gak perlu dibaca apalagi dibales, soalnya itu bukan perintah, tp do'a :)

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02:55pm Agak minggir dikit mbak, takutnya kena smash! :p RT @endahchoiri: Be ready for badminton final *dudukmanizdidepantv* @infobulutangkis 03:18pm Classic!! Me love this song!!! :D RT @AndaTriadi: Oh la la bébé. Dur dur d'être bébé. 08:34pm Well actually nntn @adhitiasofyan itu enaknya di cafe, sambil minum kopi item pait! Coz I'm sure his music will sweeten the coffee :) 08:36pm But yeah, I don't mind standing on the crowd listening to @adhitiasofyan at @haloACI 's gigs at PVJ :) 08:52pm Hahahaha @ivanafeb tetelencengan sorangan plg depan lupa ama pacarnya di belakang :)) yowes!! This is your night, @adhitiasofyan is yours!

Sun Nov 20 06:42am Bangun nemu CK tepat di depan mata dan lgsg ngopi. #bahagiaitusederhana 06:45am heueuh da sare hareupeun CK :)) 06:51am Jd yahh mimpi gw udh kecampur2 ama film Tin Tin td mlm, klo si @vitoliplop mah mimpi mobil nyebur ke kolam. :)) #efektidurdimobildepanCK :/ 06:56am Pengen bokeeeeeeerrrrr ‎(�˚Д˚)� #twitmules 06:59am Cuman butuh tmpt parkir. #tibraitusederhana XD 07:14am @hielmy klo gw mlh seneng liat cewek gw pk hotpant di muka umum :D apalagi klo liat cowok2 mesum ngiri ma gw :))) 09:37am Ohhhhh jd mustinya tiap minggu pagi gw nongkrong di Saparua, banyak abg unyuuuuuu!!!! ‎(�˚Д˚)� *naluri pedofil-nya keluar*

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09:39am *gelisah* adudududuhh!! yg ini unyu! eh! yg itu juga!!! AAAARRRRGHH!! BWUANYAK BWUANGEDDDHHH ABG UNYUUUU!!! ‎(�˚Д˚)� 09:41am Nyokap2 jaman skrg makannya apa siiiiihhhh??? Kok bs ngehasilin anak yg lucu-lucu kyk gini?? (Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡) 10:15am @sonyasoraya hahahaha biarin atuh msi nyari jatidiri :p 10:38am Oh! hr ini tgl 20 ya? Happy entah monthversary yg ke berapa @ivanafeb! XD sumpah kagak inget! Oh!! Angkanya lucu! 20-11-2011 *terbawa arus* 10:42am BRAAAIIINN!! RT @ismanhs: I wouldn't be surprised if the wedding vow's modified into "...in sickness, in health, on a zombie apocalypse..." 11:12am Happy thought. <-- things that most peoples don't have these days. 12:55pm Seriously??? Ada buku judulnya "Cara sukses memenangkan Angry Birds??" the fuck??? itu mah tgl buka youtube!?? 01:02pm Tiba2 berpikiran untuk nulis buku "Filosofi Boker" ..yeah! gw musti nulis buku itu! 02:40pm Oh! Hari ini (20-11-2011) adalah Hari Anak Nasional. So why hurry to grow old?? ;) 06:50pm Well I do appreciate nightmare, but not this kind of nightmare. I prefer a zombie apocalypse kind of nightmare :/ 06:59pm Masih bengong *efek mimpi buruk di siang hari* 10:29pm @dpermata 4jam di depan fb

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Mon Nov 21 06:41am Selamat pagi! #fyi tepat pada hari ini (21 Nov 1877) Gramafon ditemukan. So spin that shit DJ! :D "WOOB WOB WOOOB WOB WOAAAHHH!!" 06:48am Holly mother of twitter!! Twit berbayar bisa ampe 25jt buat 3 twit?? I need to gain more follower then! *efek baca koran* *fakir follower* 06:49am *malah diunfollow masal* *efek twit sebelumnya* :( 07:05am Titik-titik, totol-totol. Ada abg cantik seneng main.. di jalan tol.. :/ *twit absurd di pagi hari* 07:22am Oia kabar baik buat calon istri gw, gw udh berhasil ngurangin ngerokok jd cuman sebatang seharian kemarin :) 07:25am Sebenernya sih gara2 di rumah tante gw ada orok, jd bingung mau ngerokok dimana :p 07:32am FAP! RT @missciccone: An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away. Go on spread the good deed by start masturbating your neighbors. 07:54am Hahahaha this Alika baby gave me the most suspicious look, it's like she's saying "oh shit! Another pedophile is trying to get me, help!" 08:26am WAJIB ERTEEE!! :)) RT @hielmy: Taylor Swift aja rambutnya bisa straight, kamu kapan straight? http://t.co/EEAiQzxp 08:31am Gosok gigi pake sample Close-up Fire Freeze yg dikasi ama spg cantik kemaren malem ahhh!! :D 09:58am smart way to confess :)) RT @chitrarinjani: Oh my..baju dan celanaku sempit. Aku geksjhst..eh mksdnya aku gendlajt..oh, baiklah..aku gendut. 10:07am barusan liat polisi lg razia, gw langsung "shit! Gw gak pake helm!!" Beberapa saat kemudian "oia lupa! Gw kan lg jalan kaki" :/

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10:54am Having an Indosat birthday party suprise!! I can't believe this!! :)) Happy 44th Birthday Indosat! :D 11:03am jd ceritanya gw ke galeri indosat di asia afrika mau nyari bundling hp android. Nahh gw mah lempeng aja ngambil nomor antrian buat ke cs.. 11:05am I never noticed that my number was 44. And since it's Indosat's 44th birthday, tiba2 ada yg nyanyi happy birthday. Gw bingung, dan kaget! 11:06am Si cs-nya bilang, "selamat mas, mas pelanggan kami yg ke 44 dan krn indosat lg ulang tahun, ada bingkisan buat mas" gw: "heh???" 11:08am So gw potong kue lah dan dikasi selamat ama orang2 disana :)) berasa ulang taun gw! 11:10am Yahh gitu deh! Akhirnya gw dapet bingkisan seperangkat alat solat (kidding :p) *sebenernya gw berharap dapet hape sihhh* hahaha 11:11am Dan sekarang gw bingung bawa bingkisan segini gedenya gimana caranya??? Gw ngangkot kesinihhhh!!?? :))) 11:13am :))) Kepo --> RT @pemirsa: jenderalcilik apaan isinya? :D 11:26am @pemirsa cerdas!! Isinya cmn kyk tea set gt sih, tp ada planner sama nomor perdana :p 11:38am @pemirsa eh eniwey lu lg di bandung bay? 11:48am Ahhh geloo, hujan2 gini nyangkut di CK, liat Heiny ngagupayan! masa musti nyolong start dgn ngebir jam segini?? :p 12:53pm Ngebir dulu ahhhh.. Mumpung ujan gede! Bodo amat mau dibilang nyolong start!! :p 01:23pm This is EFFIN GREAT!!! Bandung + a can of Heiny + petrichor = HEAVEN! 01:26pm @TMMY_M join me?? :D

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06:51pm @TMMY_M maaf, hpnya td abis batere. Jd gak sempet liat reply-nya :( maybe we'll catch another time ;) 07:40pm Bahahahahaha VJ Daniel kecewa!! 07:54pm Ahhh abong budak.. Hayang show off kabeh!!! Santei atuh beul maenna!! Sia maen sabelasan lain sorangan!! #GarudaBisa 08:26pm Kepalanya Diego butuh di-bikini wax kyknya :)) 08:32pm Mungkin otak gw terlalu cabul, tapi beneran Diego tampak belakang kyk liat selangkangan pemaen bokep jepang, RIMBUN!! :)) 08:57pm OPEEEERR KOPLOOOOOKKK!!! ETA AYA NU NUNGGUAN DI KIRI!!! 09:15pm IYE NAPA?? EMOSI NIH!!! :))) RT @dpermata: @jenderalcilik maneh nongton bola? :))) 09:30pm @hanyaghea :p 10:39pm We may lost the game, but we will never lose the faith!! #GarudaBisa 10:43pm Blok berjamaah! RT @pemirsa: Dear @vito_sider, jangan menghina pemain timnas! 10:44pm HUZZAH!! RT @TMMY_M: Yaudah dude, dudettes, jangan sedih sedih. Taun depan piala AFF wajib menang. #positive :D 10:50pm @TMMY_M @BhagasX tp gw suka ama istilah dudettes, dude-ness-nya msi berasa wlo agak feminin! numpang nyolong ahhh :D

Tue Nov 22 07:58am Moal munjung ka gunung, atawa muja ka sagara. Mung Gusti nu ku kuring dijunjung, Pangeran Nu Maha Esa. Amin :)

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08:04am Mbak, qwerty itu dibuat supaya jempol kanan ama jempol kiri saling bahu membahu. Lah jempol kiri mbak cmn dipake buat mencet hurup 'a' :/ 08:07am Memperhatikan twit-twitnya @pemirsa, nampaknya beliau ingin segera enyah dr masa lajang. Drtd twit-nya berbau pedekate :))) 08:15am @__zwitter RT @CatalystMaker: Catalyst 11.11a performance driver is now available: http://t.co/6VIzQVID 09:03am @endahchoiri jempol kirinya mbak guedhe banget ya? Ampe bisa mupuk pantatnya rere :)) 09:19am @endahchoiri ohhhh bawa temen2nya ya si jempolnya :)) 09:40am Just because you're being busy, it doesn't makes you a grown person. So just mind your own effin busy-ness :/ 09:44am Eh klo tukang gigi itu sama ama dokter gigi bukan sih? Maksudnya msi satu spesies kah? 09:54am Behind every great men there's a great women. Well @ivanafeb is a great woman. But it's not her fault to get such a jerk like me :p 11:45am Semangkaaa @sonyasoraya!! Tong manyun wae atuh mau merit teh! :D 11:47am jd malu disebut today's hero ama @sonyasoraya *blushing* *geer tingkat tinggi* :D 11:50am @pemirsa nama: Eta nama lengkap: Etadimanaaaaa dimanaaa dimanaaaaaa :/ 12:37pm gw gak pny bulu ketek :( but my girl find it sexy soalny jd gak bau ketek :D RT @kamga_mo: semacho2nya laki gak macho klo gapunya bulu ketek 01:29pm Itu bukan kejebak!!! Tp menjebakkan diri :/ RT @pemirsa: Kejebak hujan di RM Padang itu cihuy sekali

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03:35pm Masih untung bukan Ep Bi :/ RT @nukman: kata kunci "FB" lebih banyak di-googling orang Indonesia dibanding "Facebook" 05:38pm Baru saja kepeleset nge-bbm dgn nulis 'anal' ke @dpermata maksudnya gw mau nulis 'anak' ehhh keypadnya jago ngeles kyk bajaj! :)) 05:42pm Pelajaran hari ini: lain kali klo mau nulis kata 'anak' di keypad bb HARUS HATI-HATI! klo kepeleset FATAL AKIBATNYA :)) 05:48pm BANGET! RT @pipis: SETUJU! RT @jonathanend Banyak org yg ngeluh macet tapi sedikit yang mau ninggalin mobil di rumah dan naik angkutan umum. 06:21pm Pengen pipiiiiiiiissss!! Bukan! Bukan @pipis yg ini! :/ 09:21pm Menyamakan ritme itu adalah hal yg sangat sulit! *maybe this time I should say a prayer* 10:31pm GEEK HARDCORE MODE! --> http://t.co/7E8Z49CB "The Skyrim Marathon" 11:52pm Sedang masa terapi emosi, jiwa dan kepribadian. Thank you, society. :)

Wed Nov 23 12:26am Gw msi bingung ini file .TIFF 1.5GB gimana ngedit-nya ya? Apa emg desainer sekarang ngasi file mentahan segede ini? 12:29am Trus apa tukang cetak-nya jg sekarang mah udh mampu nerima orderan dgn file segede ini?? Coba org2 ads bisa ksi bocoran? 12:45am @joantobing siapa jg yg galau yeeee! Ogah gw nemenin orang galau!! Hush! jauh jauh!!! :))) 05:02am Selamat pagi dunia!! *dunia macam apa yg pagi harinya jam segini, dan dlm beberapa saat klo telat berangkat bakalan kesiangan???* 05:04am and p.s. I just said 'good night!' a couple moments ago :/

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06:47am I'm a zombie, so you can go ahead shot me on my head, or chainsaw me apart. 08:11am @joantobing salahkan jakarta! :p klo di bandung tidur jm segitu dan br bgn jam 12 siang msi halal. Hehehe 08:18am Ngecengin gadis UI. No, bukan UI seperti di "Segoe UI", tp beneran Universitas Indonesia :D 08:20am Tp kali ini gw gak segelisah waktu nongkrong di Saparua. *mungkin benar adanya gw punya kecenderungan pedofil :/ 08:28am Pgn mkn bubur ayam, takut ati ampela-nya dicuci di kali pinggiran yg bentuknya entah kyk apa. pgn mkn gorengan, takut digoreng pake lilin. 08:31am Pengen mkn bakso, takut pk pengawet mayat. Pgn mkn ketoprak, takut tahunya bekas diinjek2 ama kaki si abangnya yg kukunya udh seitem aspal. 08:32am gw makan indomie rebus aja deh yg agak aman :/ 08:37am Akhirnya gw nongkrong di tkg mirebus. Pgn pake telor ama keju jg msi parno. Alhasil mie rebus 'jujur' a.k.a poloss los los gak pake apa2 :/ 08:40am Duh.. Mangkoknya pake stereofoam! :s 08:45am Bukannya gw sok manja, tp seriusan kantin kampus enHaii aja jauh lebih beradab drpd ini. Pdhl UI itu kampus terbesar dan trnama di Indonesia 08:52am @ivanafeb trus kapan baby sitting pacarnya?? / @triaditya @chitrarinjani @dpermata @AmandaLieve 09:06am it's not about the bling bling, it is about the learning sting. :) 09:35am Hotel yg disamping dukomsel dago itu apa namanya yak?

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09:37am RT @funnyoneliners: Husband: I love you Wife: Is that you or your beer talking? Husband: It's me talking... to the beer... RT @24_7jokes 09:42am Human RT @desianwar: What animal nobody likes? 10:00am Mulai keleyengan, ngantuk. Butuh supply caffeine dosis tinggi. a Starbucks' Trenta sized espresso will be good. :/ 10:03am No seriously! If there's Trenta sized coffee in Sbux Indonesia I'll buy 3 of them right now!!! 06:50pm cuman satu kata, SERU!!! :D 09:52pm Ditanya "Di HDD lu ada filmnya Sasha Grey?" gw jwb "disana ada banyak film kecuali bokep, krn emg gak pnh nyimpen" .. 09:53pm ..Taunya dijawab lg gini "yaa seenggaknya ditanya Sasha Grey lu msi nyambung, lu gak bisa ngehindar klo lu suka nonton bokep kan?" 09:54pm Gw: "sial.. kejebak gw!" *percakapan barusan dilakukan diambang kantuk yg merajalela* 11:49pm *tak tuk tak tuk tak tuk* udh nulis banyak2 mau ngetwit ngeluh.. *pencet back* *discard twit* :/

Thu Nov 24 12:20am Duu.. Du.. Du.. Du.. Duuuuuu.. *masi melek* 01:04am BARBEQUE PARTY!!!! thanks to Om Bos! :D gini nih klo punya atasan cowok dan rock and roll tuh! Begadang pun serooooo! :)) 01:10am Seriously! This dude is kinda good at cooking. Hmmm.. Sayang resepnya gak mau diksi tau :( 01:42am timeline-nya @missciccone mlm ini kelabu :( *pat.. pat.. pat.. tepuk2 pundak.. pelan-pelan.. lama-lama makin bawah* eh?

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05:26am Hahahahaha!!! denger alarm bunyi pas gw udh melek itu kyk meraih medali emas ngalahin malaysia kemaren :/ *apasih* 06:23am a champion's breakfast!! a can of beer! :))) good morning all! Good morning Jekardah!!! 06:32am I feel like now I'm keeping up with the speed of this effin capital city :D 12:24pm Rokok Dji Sam Soe kretek itu ada fitur 'stand-by mode' jd klo didiemin lama-lama ntar ada screen saver-nya :)) 03:30pm Wow? Udh jam stgh 4 sore?? time runs fast! 11:59pm @__zwitter bagi beul! :))

Fri Nov 25 06:12am HUZZAH!! *tereak-tereak sendiri* :/ 01:29pm Waaaa gw akuin kli ini gw kalah :(( ..ama alarm. Gak kedengeran bo! :p 01:49pm Bahahahaha! Mantebb!! RT @indraephe: I just ousted @ha_dysan as the mayor of Amigos Sapta Pesona on @foursquare! http://t.co/uWEbbJym 02:18pm Kan klo di bandung mah klo manggil yg cowol 'mang' berarti yg ceweknya 'bi' nahh klo di jkt kan 'bang' klo ceweknya 'none' gt?? :/ 02:29pm @saparamita bantu yaaa.. Yaaa! Simsalabim jd apa? Mpok mpok! :/ 02:45pm MAGNUM!! Stlh jalan dr warung ke warung, akhirnya dapet jg si rokok kesayangan. Susah bgt nyari magnum disini :/ 06:55pm it is not you pay a whore so you can get them to suck your cock, you pay them so they can get the fuck off. 10:23pm @PitaRatna :/ sial jd kita ngelahirin anjing?

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Sat Nov 26 12:03am Wooot?! Sheldon jadian??? :)) 12:14am @EkoHelsi oops spoiler ya? 12:43am HOLLY FFFFFUUU!?? A SIXPACK!?? baru kali ini gw dikasih a six pack of beers dr atasan gw :)) YOU! ..ROCK BOSS!! 12:58am @PitaRatna udh dicoba ke leptop lain? Klo gak bs ke leptop lain berarti HDD-nya yg bermasalah. Dan nampaknya saya tdk punya keahlian dsana. 03:39am Hihihi liat bos gw kelojotan kesenengan kyk cacingan liat download-an novel yg dy cari2 selama ini. Damn I feel awesome! 03:39am Oh wait, thank you piratebay :)) 04:14am Ok pertanyaannya adalah, mending tidur ataw gw bantai aja ni beer yg msi nyisa dua kaleng lg?? 04:15am This is how I survive the goddamn city :/ 04:22am "Sometimes bitches can be so demanding, you are really lucky if they only want your money." - bos gw 04:24am So if you want my money don't you ever dare to expect anythin else from me! *ini uangnya dan pintu ada disebelah sana, silahkan pergi.* :))) 04:25am @kemalfasya msi bangun om?? iya ini lg bantai sisanya :)) 04:34am Oh fuck I'm drunk.. *klo td gw ngtwt curhat yg aneh2 mohpn dumaklum, that's the beers talking* 04:49am Punya password super panjang itu samgat merepotkan dikala kita sedanf mabuk :/ 02:37pm Jangan sok- sok ngurusin temen, karena belum tentu temen lu itu pgn kurus. :/

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03:33pm Mau malam mingguan ama selingkuhan!! Gak sabaaaarrrr!!! @ryotedjo buruan dateeeeng!!! XD 03:45pm @achuww enggak gw lg di jkt :p 03:48pm Having a great hangover on a saturday afternoon from a tough night and an asskicking sixpack is kinda awesome! 03:49pm Jd saran gw, klo musti begadang krn banyak kerjaan drpd minum kopi lebih baik minum beer aja :D 10:02pm Malam mingguan ama selingkuhan, this is the best night ever!!! Alkhirnya bs kangen2an ama @ryotedjo :D 11:06pm Yes, me and my dude Haryo Tedjo did almost every single thing what a lover do, except cuddling, kissing and mating :)) 11:08pm Dan setelah sekian lamanya gw sekamar ma dy di bandung, baru kali ini gw menyatroni rumahnua di Jakarta :p

Sun Nov 27 06:32am Kyknya gw pelanggan starbucks paling setia deh.. Jam segini udh nongkrong aja nungguin tokonya buka :)) 08:41am duuu.. dudu.. duuuu.. dapet Planner Starbucks 2012 ~ http:// t.co/j3TTz0Pq :)) /cc: @vitoliplop @ivanaveb 09:17am HOLLY MOTHER OF ALL VAMPIRES!! the "Pro Beauty Tools Twilight Limited Edition Styling Tools" is actually exist!? ~ http:// t.co/us3OAdZx 12:34pm Yak! Amunisi begadang untuk brhari2 trjamin! I got 6packs of italian roast via coffee, 4 camomile tea, and a half bag of vanilla roibost :D 02:52pm *\(´▽`)/* RT @ryotedjo: http://t.co/Hd6Ku8Qh

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10:47pm being an effin party pooper is super lame-o! you should shot yourself in the head, no one wants you to be around, for like SERIOUSLY.

Mon Nov 28 09:48am Baru lg liat dahsyat, liat joget kucek cuci-nya penonton lebih heboh dr boyband yg ada di stgabe :)) 09:54am Ah! Selamat "Hari Menanam Pohon Indonesia" *tanam pohon ganja* :) 03:15pm Si emang muter lagu dangdut non-stop + gw barusan tidur siang = mimpi tersesat di komplek perumahan yg semua penghuninya lg pada kawinan :/ 03:37pm Thunder cats!! HOOOOOO!! *pdhl br beres episode 1 doank donlodnya :)) 03:47pm @TMMY_M bukan tami, bukan yg klasik. Film Thundercats kan di-remake ama cartoon networks. Season 1 udh tamat makanya gw br donlod 09:32pm Seneng klo liat pacar makannya kyk kesurupan :)) 10:43pm @TMMY_M maap br bls, thank you tammi :D gw msi pilih2 nih :p 10:47pm Emg dulunya setengah wanita setengah.. setan gt? :p *ampun beiiib!* RT @ivanafeb: @PitaRatna tobat jadi apa pit? Jadi wanita seutuhnya XD 10:51pm maksudnya #twitboker barusan gw cuman bengong. *dijelaskan* :))

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11:04pm :)) RT @adi_tea: Tolong bantu broadcast,mang Oleh mobilnya tigebrus ka balong.Saat ini badannya masih bobolokot leutak dan butuh pertolongan

Tue Nov 29 04:06pm This is awkward, ngobrol ttg ganja sama opium ama polisi ‎ (˘̶ِ̀ ˘̶́ ') gw musti ngerespon apaan!?? mau nanggepin tp takut ditangkep :)))

Wed Nov 30 07:49pm "..and when they said that I'm just a terrible kite, you'll tell them you're proud of my marvelous flight." 08:44pm Bener kata @dpermata, gw suka nyetir malem krn hidup itu seharusnya kyk gt. Gw tau tujuannya mau kemana, misal dr garut mau ke bandung.. 08:46pm ..tp apa yg gw lihat itu cuman sepanjang lampu aja. Penuh surprise, tp pelan-pelan, lama-lama kebuka semua jalannya. :) 11:12pm *dikutuk jd keset* 11:37pm In brightest crème, in blackest coffee.. No ugly faces shall escape my Photoshop ability! 11:58pm Ctrl+A, Shift+Del <- this one's better :) RT @TMMY_M: Ctrl A + Del :)

Thu Dec 01 12:23am Nongkrongin indosiar *fap.. fap.. fap!* 12:30am Yoona!!! *fapping harder!*

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12:33am Girls' Generation makes you feels the heat!!! *\(´▽`)/* 12:35am i jizzed *blushing* 12:37am Hahahaha parahh sumpah twit gw barusan. Wahai timeline, maafkan sayah khilaf! *being a huge fan of SNSD is a guilty pleasure :)) 12:40am TISSUE!?? MANA TISSUE??? *lanjut* :))) 12:43am Tiap kli gw ngetwit kyk barusan itu yg disesalkan adalah #pencitraan pacar gw :)) kasian kamu car.. punya cowok super-cabul :))) 12:52am Abis nonton award di indosiar ini curiga lemes ini mah :/ 01:14am *\(´▽`)/* Tifatul!! ..eh! Tiffany maksudnya :)) 04:14am Selamat.. eh? udh subuh??? jd tidur jangan nih? 09:57am RT @MTVGeek: We're giving away a Big Bang Theory DVD Prize Pack to one geeky follower! #GeekBang RT to enter! http://t.co/ OGt7aLPv 01:24pm Ohh.. Bntar lagi 2012 yah? Apakah ini jg artinya bentar lagi gw kawin? :/ 01:35pm Dgn tubuh yg sebegitu kecil, terdapat jutaan spot lain yg bs dihinggepin laler di permukaan botol, tp knp ujung sedotan yg dia pilih?? 03:06pm Stay up late and wake up early itu menyehatkan untuk perkembangan mental. *kemudian tidur siang* :))) 03:12pm http://t.co/YuAGjI2s - Touché Grammy! :D 03:26pm Ada Justin Long di new episodes of New Girl!?? YAY! maap yaaa @ivanafeb, sayah nyolong start :p 03:53pm @chitrarinjani heh??? Seriously?? :D hahahaha 10:49pm #BuatApaPacaran klo masih punya tangan kiri? *ok buat yg kidal pake tangan kanan jg boleh, asal jgn lupa cuci tangan* #FOREVERALONE!!! >:) 10:54pm Buat yg nanya kenapa musti tangan kiri?? Soalnya tangan kanan megang mouse :)) 206

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11:03pm ‎(˘̶ِ̀ ˘̶́ ') RT @dpermata: @ivanafeb kalo ngomongin kawin itu trmasuk #memetwit ga?? =))

Fri Dec 02 12:42pm @endahchoiri gangguing rere aja nda, pasti keselnya ilang deh :D 10:28pm Liat2 lagi hasil coretan2 digital gw jaman dulu, I need to compile them and make a portfolio!! Peoples needs to see those shits :D 11:05pm PC gw galau, semenjak koneksi internet dirumah mati, pc gw gak punya tujuan hidup. Gak jelas :)) kasian bgt sih kmu ayank silvie :)))

Sat Dec 03 12:39am Tumben seri the mummy yg nongol di tipi ada kemajuan, biasany mentok di scorpion king. Bagus lah! Biar gak kyk hubungan pacaran gw.. #eh :)) 12:50am @TMMY_M usil! seneng bgt ngusilin twit orang ih!!! :))) 06:15am Selamat pagi, akhir pekan! Ya, silahkan bermalas2an tp masih halal untuk tetep semangat kan? *\(´▽`)/* :D 10:59am Hahahahaha apa krn saking ngebet-nya gw ama @dpermata bekron hp gw skrg fotonya dy. pas foto lagi.. ‎(˘̶ِ̀ ˘̶́ ') 11:10am Seriously, @dpermata really stole my attention! Ampe pacar sendiri ngebbm aja gw kira msi bbman ama dpermata :/ ampun car! Hehehe 12:59pm Suka heran ama cewek2 yg diwarnain rambutnya, they just don't realize that most of guy loves them hair in a silky black! 01:02pm Once you dye your hair, you think you look prettier? No. You look sluttier, yes. 207

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06:19pm Peluk susu anget enak kykny :/ RT @ivanafeb: Diganti pake peluk hangat aja gimana? *hugs RT @triaditya: Mmmmmm pengen minum susu anget.... 06:27pm Bokap gw gak butuh sendal rumah yg tebel buat angetin kakinya, cukup injek si otat (kucing gw) udh seneng dua2nya. 10:31pm Bilang aja "drpd anak bpk baru 26 udh jadi janda" :/ RT @ivanafeb: Bokap temen gw : masa ada anak umur 26 belom nikah, dunia macam apa ini? 10:55pm @__zwitter bbm weh atuh teu kudu pisan ngatwit :)) 11:24pm @ivanafeb @triaditya @chitrarinjani ikuuuuut (re: karaoke) 11:28pm Kebiasaan deh ih @ivanafeb @chitrarinjani @triaditya sama @dpermata klo udh ngerumpi di timeline, tmnnya yg satu lg kok gak pnh nongol? :)) 11:30pm @chitrarinjani @ivanafeb @triaditya heemmeeehh.. Perasaan gw yg jd pengangguran, knp gw yg musti nraktir?? :))) 11:55pm Wow! Kinda miss this expression :') RT @katarangga: Absofuckinlutely.

Sun Dec 04 12:11am @aryakuya heueuh da keur di garut :)) 12:13am @ivanafeb @triaditya @chitrarinjani @dpermata kepo itu spt wabah, dapat menular. :/ 12:25am THIS! :))) RT @missciccone: pacarnya mantan. RT @denish_: Mantan pacar jadi temen. Mantan temen jadi _________. 10:52am Kyknya gw musti mulai menyediakan jasa mengawini buat para wanita yg kebelet kawin, gw tempel pamfletnya di angkot margahayu ledeng :))

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11:16am Tempel di angkot Kalapa - Ledeng RT @ivanafeb: @jenderalcilik mungkin lebih cepet laku kalo jasa membuahi bagi yg kebelet pengen punya anak 11:23am Dua bungkus mie goreng itu masih kurang kenyang, dua bungkus mie goreng jumbo kebanyakan.. 11:24am Jd solusinya adalah sebungkus mie goreng biasa + sebungkus mie goreng jumbo = porsi yang tepat!! *shit I'm genius! :D 11:28am @ivanafeb @joantobing @EkoHelsi gw ksi promo deh, pertama gratis kedua bayar :D 11:33am @joantobing @ivanafeb @EkoHelsi iya ada garansi klo gak sesuai bisa terus dicoba tanpa ada tambahan biaya :))) 11:35am @joantobing @ivanafeb @EkoHelsi lupa pake hesteg #makincabul :p 11:42am Kelakuan @ivanafeb udh kyk mamih2 di lokalisasi :)) 11:59am Buat yg males bulu2 nyangkut di gigi bisa pilih gw *blush* @pramgil @ivanafeb @EkoHelsi @joantobing @konjojojo #makincabul :))) 12:10pm fur-less itu salah satu fitur gw. Jd para wanita tidak perlu capek bolak-balik sikat gigi atw khawatir keselek. :)) #makinabsurd 12:11pm @PitaRatna @ivanafeb @pramgil @EkoHelsi @joantobing @konjojojo pas nyengir bulu semua :))) 12:14pm Gak kebayang gmn seandainya klo calon mertua punya twitter dan follow gw. Kredibilitas gw diujung tanduk :/ 12:19pm Koplok! (" `з´ )_,/"(>_<'!) Hahahaha RT @PitaRatna: hestek nya #bayufurrless aja 12:35pm @ivanafeb @konjojojo @JMarbun @pramgil @EkoHelsi istilahnya jgn terlalu executor teuing atuh! 'Penanam benih' kyknya lbh imut ;) 209

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12:49pm Yoona itu tinggi bgt ternyata yah!?? *nonton lg Mnet awards XD *hilang fokus *lupa ama hesteg #makincabul 12:51pm Klo ama tante2 bikin stamina gw abis #oops :)) RT @konjojojo: Ih betul banget! :| RT @PitaRatna: Abisan sama brondong harta gue abis 12:52pm +faved RT @jover_loint: weed is bad. it makes me less an asshole. -a joint lover. 01:14pm @PitaRatna sshhhh udah ah! Gak usah bahas tante2 ntar ivanafeb ngamuk! :p *gak berani mention 01:22pm :))) RT @hielmy: Damel naon jang? | abi mah tukang jait anggoan | oh osok ngaput kitu? | sanes, ngajaitan anggoan dina popoean batur. 04:27pm Terlalu banyak pengendara motor yg mati krn gw sumpahin barusan. and I won't have a pity on you, may you all burn in hell. AMEN. 04:29pm DIE BITCH! DIE!!! 04:44pm Wahai para pengendara motor urakan, gw bkn kasian klo lu mati ketabrak, atw kasian anak bini di rmh gmn. Tp klo lu mau mati jgn nyusahin gw! 04:46pm Tunggu dulu gw lewat, abis itu lu mau jumpalitan di jalan ampe mampus jg terserah! Gak peduli gw 04:48pm @dpermata me, I'm a bitch for you ‎( ˘ з˘)~� hahahaha 04:54pm @dpermata jumat kan? Balik kuliah gw jemput ;) 04:58pm @missciccone panasin mobil.. Mau jemput cicco! XD 05:15pm Gile bung! Ternyata gombalan gw masih tokcer!! *colek @dpermata HAHAHAHAHA :))) 06:08pm Anjrit kualat siah!!! :)) @PitaRatna: Setiap liat whoopi goldberg selalu inget temen kuliah saya bernama Bang Jo hehehehehe

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07:37pm Berasa jarang liat @putrianza nongol di timeline, doi kemana yaaa? 09:13pm Telen ama puntungnya jg? RT @ivanafeb: tiba2 berpikir klo cowok merokok itu seksi, tp lebih seksi kalo asepnya ga dikeluarin. ditelen gtu :/ 09:19pm Ngeh gak sih? Twitnya @ivanafeb makin sini #makinabsurd ? 09:21pm @ivanafeb eits!! Kmaren si @__zwitter abis kencan loooh! Kyknya td nyatain tp ditolak, jd weh broken :))) 09:23pm Kyknya I'll save this week's #FF for @ivanafeb deh! Keep up those silly tweets ;) 09:26pm Ngabandungan kalakuan @__zwitter ti kamari bneran bodor! Pagi2 udh wangiiii, pas balik malem2 kemudian galau, asa inget aing keur ngora :))) 09:54pm ‎(˘̶ِ̀ ˘̶́ ') RT @anggaps: Asoy euyy!!! BERASA GANTENG BGT GW SKRG!!! 09:59pm @anggaps whoa! Nice!! :D 10:05pm "Barang siapa yang berpuasa be.." *end chat* :))) 10:06pm Ngiler sihh ama @anggaps ..tapi.. *tarik nafas* *keluarin pelan2* enggak deh! :) enjoy your night dude! Yes, you're THE DUDE! :D 10:32pm Setuju! RT @kamga_mo: suka bgt sama film Monsters. endingny 'aaw' moment gt. film sci-fi alien tp romanceny nyiprat2 di tiap scene 11:35pm RT @sugahpuff: The narrower your mind, the bigger chance I kick you out of my life.

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Mon Dec 05 11:15am :D RT @TMMY_M: "Kuping gue, kuping senn..." adalah kalimat ter-ahzeek yg gue baca hari ini hahahahaha hormat dulu ah ke pak jenderalcilik =P 11:45am Ngeracunin @TMMY_M ama Phoenix yesshhhhh!! :)) 12:34pm Tukeran lagu itu adalah salahsatu cara termudah untuk pedekate *colek @TMMY_M ......*kemudian digorok pacar :)) 12:39pm #FollowMonday --> @Disdus ~ itung-itung sekalian bantuin @sonyasoraya buat nambah2in modal kawin :D 01:02pm Inich tw1Tt3R y4ch? Kok alay? 01:26pm Wahai para frontliner @TelkomSpeedyID bersiap2lah akan amukan gw, gw lg di kantor Speedy mau ngamuk2!! *pasang muka tempur* 01:57pm Gak jadi ngamuk2 di kantor speedy-nya :/ soalnya customer service-nya kakak kelas gw :)) 02:33pm :)) untung gak nodong psk *colek @__zwitter RT @Metro_TV: "Todongkan" Airsoft Gun, Aditya Berurusan dengan Polisi http://t.co/ zFFTsQoj 03:03pm @dv_maulana hooh :p 03:14pm Hello Metro! :D 04:42pm http://t.co/pnomcjZT ~ What's your toilet paper says about you? :))) 04:44pm Infinikitty ~ http://t.co/ltL7zTsI /ccK @TMMY_M 05:37pm :)))) RT @pipis Huahaha :)) RT @torantula: Agnes Monica pacaran sama orang jepang lho! Namanya Takada Logika! 05:43pm HAH!?? PACAR??? cewek kan? :))) RT @anggaps <~ foto editan pacar, gantengan kan :))

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05:48pm @saparamita hahahaha gelo! :)) 05:54pm gara-gara @pemirsa sama @hielmy gw ikutan jd 9GAGers jg :/ 06:00pm http://t.co/GpdrlULR ~ which one are you?? :p 06:06pm RT @saparamita Geeky in the morning, Nerdy by lunch, and Dorkarella after midnight :)) *re: http://t.co/GpdrlULR ~ which one are you??* 06:07pm RT @pemirsa i'm observing & exploring cool stuff. what do you call me then? :P *re: http://t.co/GpdrlULR ~ which one are you??* 06:38pm HOLLY MOTHER OF THE DARK SIDE!! "The Imperial March" Rendition on a Floppy Drives ~ http://t.co/k7jrGkPr dadadadaa.. DAAA DAAA DAAA! 06:42pm "The Final Flight of the Floppy Drives" ~ http://t.co/CizXeq87 07:08pm God says: "You should start SHUFFLING then" ;) *bekson tetetet tet teeeee tet! RT @PitaRatna Dear God,please end my suffering 07:18pm Ohhh what time is it? http://t.co/tBp5lpHQ *fap.. fap.. fap.. fap XD 07:21pm Mario Bros mah ngebantai kura-kura lain naga :/ RT @__zwitter Hidup layaknya mario bros, harus bantai naga buat dapetin tuan putri. 08:12pm Kirim-kiriman voice note ama pacar.. Sounds kinky! XD 08:51pm dear Ms. Office Y U NO EASY TO USE!??? 09:07pm I SWEAR TO GOD I'M SMART!! ~ http://t.co/ T2zXDMEw :))) 09:33pm :)) gelo! RT @vitoliplop: I am vitoliplop n my brother @jenderalcilik, we are craving for CILOK ! 10:56pm shit, now i'm being suspicious! :))) 11:03pm OH NO! Spongebob!! D: ~ http://t.co/qnj5G0Pg

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Tue Dec 06 12:13am aseli lama-lama gw buka counter hape! terima service dan upgrade Blackberry, Jailbreak iPhone, perhari ada 2 pelanggan aja.. udh lumayan :D 12:18am musti belajar nge-root Android jg nih! lengkap kap kap!! :)) 12:24am @TMMY_M racuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnn!!!! :))) 12:30am yak! satu ekor nuked blackberry terselamatkan!! shit i'm good!!! **tapi lagi-lagi contacts-nya ilang :))) 03:39am @dwikaputra saya belum tidur looh -___09:35am Cc: smurf fan girl eh? boy eh??? RT @sonyasoraya: Paging all Smurfs lover :3 http://t.co/VrfKo7D4 09:47am Hahahahaha RT @TMMY_M: "I kissed Johnny" - "What? When? I was only gone twenty minutes. What did you do, shine a bat symbol on your vagina?" 03:54pm Gw barusan menemukan terobosan terbaru!! Biar scrambled egg jd lebih fluffy, drpd pake putih telor, mendingan diganti ama air! :D 03:54pm Takaran-nya mah dikira2 aja yaa :D 05:03pm BHUAHAHAHAHAHA KOPLOK!! ~ http://t.co/izSj9lOD 07:35pm #OlehOlehKhasGarut http://t.co/9a0VGEin <-- Mie Bakso TOUCH SCREEN! Cuman ada di Garut! :)) 07:47pm ( ˘̶̀• ̯•˘̶́ ) RT @ivanafeb: punya charger rusak itu kaya punya pacar tapi ga jelas mau kemana arahnya #eeaaa #curcol #diputusinpacar 08:13pm :))) RT @pemirsa Lhaa.. RT @jonathanend: "Tiap bulan ada 12.000 search queries "Android for Blackberry" di Google dari Indonesia." 08:37pm @vitoliplop tonton ieu ~ http://t.co/jzVv7OXr

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08:47pm ANJRIT SEJAK KAPAN ADA KONSER "Beginning of Fantasy" by Adie MS di Indonesia??? kok gw gak pernah denger :(( 08:48pm merinding denger Liberi Fatali - OST Final Fantasy VIII dibawain ama musisi Indonesia hiiiiii XD 08:53pm HUZZAH! Tuhan bersama dia yang meng-upload konser "Begining of Fantasy" The Final Fantasy Music Concert by Twilight Orchestra di YouTube 08:58pm "a voice from the past, joining yours and mine adding up the layers of harmony.." <-- sepenggal lirik yg gw hapal dr "Melodies of Life" FFIX 09:00pm ah! ah! ah!!! merindiiiing! XD pengen nangis :') tiba-tiba kangen ama PlayStation 1 gw :(( 09:04pm EYES ON MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! FFVIII *yes i know clips from youtube sounds crappy, but i dont mind! i'm watching the whole concert!!! XD 09:06pm pundak gw udh setebel kulit badak! XD *merinding semerinding merindingnya* kedenger lebay sih, tp da beneran iiiihhhh 09:18pm HOLLY SHIT! Sherina sing the FFX Suteki Da Ne?? Her voice is aethereal!! am I dreaming? is this real life? XD 09:21pm http://t.co/DqZ1UXqP ~ "Suteki Da Ne" (OST Final Fantasy X) by Twilight Orchestra (Feat. Sherina Munaf) EPIC!!!! 09:30pm the concert is kicking me back to my childhood. yes, i grew up with Final Fantasy series :') 09:41pm YAAAAAYYY Chocobos! the Chocobo theme is Uber cute! XD 09:42pm KWEEH!! XD 09:59pm Kinda can't keep up in FFX and FFX-2 songs :/ i only finished the FFX once. And never played the FFX-2 215

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10:18pm done! fiuh.. ini kali pertama gw nonton video seri di youtube dan tamat! :D EPIC!!! hats off to Twilight Chorus and Twilight Orchestra 10:20pm sayang gak ada theme "Balamb Garden" sama "Waltz for the Moon" :')

Wed Dec 07 12:14am this is why soccer is a gay sport ~ http://t.co/NFnK2vXO "An Accidental Gay Romance in FIFA 2012" :))) 12:19am @__zwitter tonton! ~ http://t.co/X0w9MGzJ 12:21am ZAP!! *pake neuralyzer.. lupa laper! lupa jadi Will Smith :)) RT @pandji <--- Will Smith lapar.. 01:56am What the fuck is "konflik antara manusia dengan orang utan"?! *nonton berita *i don't want to live in this planet anymore! 10:12am "Përshëndetje!" - now you know how to greet people in Albanian :) 10:15am MEJIKK!! RT @pemirsa Wow! John Lennon! Kok bisa ya? RT @basibanget http://t.co/47XNDvk5 kok bisa ya? 10:18am @pemirsa @hielmy flickr told me that, now bitch please! :))) 10:25am Tepat saat gw baca ditemukan planet Kepler, torrent gw ngasi notifikasi "Your download is complete - Another Earth (2011)" #pertanda :)) 10:25am Kebetulan yang aneh :/ 10:30am did you mean DOCTOR Sheldon Cooper?? :)) Nice one! via 9GAG http://t.co/f3I4WV1k 11:34am If Michelangelo was painting today and had a website, there would be some guy in the comment section screaming "THAT'S FAKE!!"

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11:47am i just did this to @ivanafeb ~ http://t.co/iLMGbNLR ..and thank god she's the one for me :))) 12:13pm @joantobing you may join me if you want *gak perlu mention @ivanafeb 12:13pm sial.. kepencet enter :))) 02:31pm XD RT @dwikaputra: Kalo #EhKenalan yang plg unik ya dengan @cendera, @jenderalcilik, @popokman, @sugahpuff, dan @diqidahdir #sawityowit 02:53pm You're following wrong peoples :))) RT @__zwitter: TL garing! 02:58pm #Ehkenalan sama @pemirsa gara2 namanya sama ma gw.. *apalaaaaahh -_03:39pm DUBSTEP makes everything sounds BETTER!! ~ http://t.co/ ae13R2PJ "Maroon 5 - Moves Like Jagger (Eos Dubstep Remix)" 03:39pm WOOBLE!! WOOB WOOOOB WOB!! *headbang 03:46pm now go to http://t.co/fqrJTSRn and listen to this Owl City Fireflies (Dubstep Remix) at the same time ~ http://t.co/iddVWvnS 03:46pm @__zwitter geus 07:03pm These peoples who changes his/her status for almost every second on his/her messenger should really need a twitter account. 07:04pm but I won't bother to follow any of them. 07:18pm @shellyanindhita and maybe on bbm they think they are on their closest circle? :/ 07:34pm Ini yg di iklan Windows 7 di tv, laptop-nya apaan ya? Tipis bangeeeet! XD 07:50pm Holly fuuuu!! seriously?? *excuse my french :p RT @TMMY_M: And speaks french. I enchanted. 08:26pm @EkoHelsi @adi_tea abis makan duren lanjut ngebir :))

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08:29pm ‎(ﾉ `Д´)ﾉ ~┻�┻ RT @saparamita: !?(･_･;? RT @detikcom: Hah?! Malaysia Gelar Pameran Batik Internasional 9 Desember http:// t.co/xjoqGrOf 08:34pm @EkoHelsi @adi_tea trus klo si adi gak nge-bbm itu artinya apa??? :/ 08:35pm @pramgil hahahahahaha sekalinya gw pake ototeks banyak yg protes euy! :)) 09:12pm @TMMY_M oh! but can you please give her the phone and show my tweet? I want to tell her that she's cuter than you. XD 09:18pm @ivanafeb heh? Mood making?? Pacar yg aneh! org mah dgr rainymood biar bikin sentimental, kmu mah mlh moodmaking :)) 09:22pm Huh! Bbm-an sama @dpermata skrg mah ancemannya 'gw capture it nihhh??' ‎(..•͡˘_˘ •͡..) 09:37pm Seneng ih liat istri pertama @ivanafeb sama istri kedua @PitaRatna akur :)) 09:38pm @joantobing yaudah.. kapan2 gw bermesraan ama kamu ajah.. *kali ini beneran gak perlu mention ivanafeb :)) 09:43pm KOPLOOOOK!! :)) RT @PitaRatna: Decil,malem ini kamu yg atas aku yg bawah ya (astagfirullah) /@ivanafeb 09:45pm BUABBII!! diRT ama tkg obat! :))) RT @TokoPasutri1: Kami jual FOREDI GEL/ obat kuat LEGAL Pemesanan: 081259999627 10:00pm @PitaRatna @ivanafeb *bayangin bodi gw dibagi dua* geliiiiiiii :)) 10:03pm Gustiii.. Kelakuan gw di twitter murah pisan ih!! Ih!! Ihhhhh!!! Jd geli sendiri gw! :)) 10:29pm my girl is now mastering the stalking business :)) 10:53pm #nowwatching Another Earth 10:57pm Whoa! The opening is quite devastating D: 218

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11:05pm Ah biar gak lupa, sekalian download New Girl episode 8 dulu ahhhh..

Thu Dec 08 12:23am @triaditya alfamart 24jam di garut jauh dr rumah gw, but how urgent? I can still work it out for you. 12:26am @triaditya nevermind tria, klo gak urgen lu gak bakalan ampe minta tolong. gw cabut sekarang. DM-in nomer lu. atw add pin bb gw 252cc4c4 12:33am @triaditya blm.. Gw udh di alfamart nihh 12:53am @triaditya you're very welcome :) 12:55am lumayan olahraga tengah malem *literally, bukan 'olahraga' yaa :)) plgnya sih enak turunan, brangkatnya itu udahmah geber tanjakan pula XD 12:55am now let's go back to movie :D 12:56am @dwikaputra nonton film??? :D 12:57am @dwikaputra bukan, film hasil download dari torrent :))) 12:59am @dwikaputra Another Earth (2011) ~ http://t.co/vZYSvCY1 <-- bagus (opini gw) :p 01:14am oh shit *hapus akun twitter isinya becandaan semua soalny *brubah jd pria murung* RT @jover_loint now what?! jokes are now criminalized too? 10:58am 9GAG versi lokal! :))) nice one! RT @jover_loint have you guys fuckin seen this: http://t.co/Kh6ifLsK @Byusyem @jenderalcilik ? 11:01am @pemirsa ikutan ahhhhhh :D 11:12am sialan register di http://t.co/bXPNM0k8 biar bisa liat NSFW, taunya NSFW pertama yg gw liat tentang homo :))) bitch please!

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12:36pm hehehehe iseng posting di na9a --> http://t.co/ Wxqm8jrM ..now bitch please! :)) 12:49pm download rate @TelkomSpeedyID sekarang rata-rata 150 KB/ s ..NICE! *tumben akur hehehe 12:51pm @TMMY_M wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii fotonya featured! XD 12:54pm baca lagi artikel ttg 'nyimeng' sama postingan klarifikasi yg bersangkutan, yah klo besok2 @pandji ngilang seenggaknya kita 'tahu kemana' :/ 12:54pm @EkoHelsi how? gimana caranya bero??? ksi tau dooonk :D 12:57pm +1 RT @jover_loint execpt he who designed for chuck taylor, all shoe designers need to walk couples of blocks, run a few miles, or something 01:56pm @jover_loint @cannababe klo ada deodoran bau ganja mau da gw :p 02:03pm @pemirsa aku mau! boleh ikutan apply? gmn caranya? (re: socmed officer) 02:04pm hehehe ikutan share kebodohan :D RT @hielmy Bhahahahaahak! Ini bener2 true story-nya @jenderalcilik :)) http://t.co/ Wxqm8jrM 06:02pm "Sailormoon The Movie" ~ http://t.co/rE9NhD1V WHOA!! WHOAAAAA!! dengan kekuatan bulan, akan menghukum mu!! XD 10:41pm Is it okay if I always excited everytime Christmas is coming? those silly family movies, funny songs and everything feels joyful! XD 10:55pm i believe someday asians will rule the world ~ http://t.co/ NS0XazgR 11:45pm @__zwitter geus ninggali ieu? ~ http://t.co/vdZMszaA 11:53pm another proof that asians will one day rule the world ~ http:// t.co/7cImRYl1 FOR TEH WIN!! 220

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11:58pm @__zwitter percaya teu lamun OST-na digarap ku Mike Shinoda? yeuh ~ http://t.co/RHKd6wUd kudu nongton!

Fri Dec 09 01:34am Dr. Sheldon Cooper is Batman! http://t.co/9tarr6dz via @9GAG 11:38am @chitrarinjani @dpermata @triaditya jadi, gw lg mamacetan di bubat 01:03pm Posesip :))) RT @ivanafeb: Hey @dpermata @chitrarinjani @triaditya nanti balikin @jenderalcilik dalam keadaan utuh ya. Jgn kurang sedikitpun 01:08pm @dpermata @ivanafeb @chitrarinjani @triaditya yesssshhhhh 01:24pm Statusnya @dpermata di bbm pake DND segala lg.. jd kan makin suspisious :/ 01:31pm Ih anak enhaii sekarang bagus-bagus bo!! :D 01:33pm Dek, kuliah yg rajin yahhh ntar klo ada apa2 di kampus bilang aja ama akang! *fatamorgana *efek kepanasan :))) 01:35pm Kadang suka heran ama yg betah jd single, gw aja yg punya cewek kadang suka ber-delusi aneh2 XD 01:38pm Sbnernya ngkrng dpn ck itu enakny smbl ngebir, cmn klo gw ngebir ntar makin flirty, takut @dpermata kemakan ama flirtingan gw kan repot :)) 01:43pm @pipis bisa! dgn syarat cowoknya ganteng dan ceweknya buruk rupa :/ 08:36pm Hihihihi gak salah gw love at first sight ama adminnya ID @jover_loint, he's really a fun person to talk. Seriously!

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10:33pm @jover_loint dude, you're not trying to impress my girl, aren't you? coz looks like @ivanafeb is started to attracted to you.. damn it! :))) 10:40pm Punya utang #FF ama @ivanafeb now you should go follow her tweets. Utang lunas? :p

Sat Dec 10 11:11am desain laptop yang menaruh tombol "Fn" menggantikan tombol "(left) Ctrl" itu sungguh tolol!! 02:41pm Idk, whether it's a coincidence or not, this @jover_loint dude got a barcode tattoo just like me. So I think I can get along :/ 02:42pm Oh shit! does it sounds a bit gay-ish?? :)))

Sun Dec 11 09:40am Rante motor vespa gw jg putus :/ RT @hielmy: Duh AC motor belum dibenerin. #yakali 02:07pm Bah! Blackberry map belum bisa se-terpercaya Google Map! Nyasar di cihideung bo! XD

Mon Dec 12 02:29am Blm ada ya smartphone yg bs memprediksi user-nya bkl bangun ngadep mn. Soalny klo bgn ngadep kiri taunya hp ada dsblh kanan itu menyebalkan 03:58pm ada boyband namanya 'sugarfree' lain kali gw saranin buat nambahin 'no preservatives' dibelakangnya. 07:49pm Mau ikutan kuis #lombaDPD dulu ahh.. kli aja dapet iPhone 4S :D

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07:57pm Jd anggota DPD harus bisa 'mendengarkan'. Krn semua program pembangunan akan jd percuma kalau tidak sesuai dgn kebutuhan rakyatnya #lombaDPD 08:09pm 'Melek teknologi', kuis #lombaDPD di sosial media spt ini adalah salah satu pendekatan yg tepat untuk membangun citra DPD yg lebih baik. 08:18pm Suci dalam pikiran, perkataan dan perbuatan #lombaDPD #salahfokus *itu mah Dasa Dharma Pramuka :p eh tapi bisa jd masukan jg loooh! 08:29pm Pokoknya seandainya saya jadi anggota DPD, saya berjanji tidak akan galau! #lombaDPD :/ 11:51pm Game Of Thrones: Season 2 "Cold Winds" Teaser Trailer ~ http://t.co/g17eIa2t

Tue Dec 13 01:54am I never remember whether it's F7 or F8 to get to the startup option, so I hit both, problem solved. 03:47pm Ahhh.. Setelah seharian beres2, kesetrum, dan jari telujuk sobek.. Let's seek some indulgement, #nowwatching Terra Nova Season 1. 05:41pm girls are witches!! what kind of sorcery is this?? D: ~ http://t.co/ rTS39PFE "The Cloth of Many Clothes" 05:59pm because Comic Sans is worse. RT @pramgil Why does somebody use Times New Roman on his/her website in 2011? 06:09pm @pramgil Segoe UI all the waaaayyy!!! :D 08:10pm These Terra Nova series sure gave us a cure for us who misses the Jurassic Park movies. I kinda into it.

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08:21pm @chitrarinjani nonton Terra Nova jg?? weeeeeee!!! :D 09:37pm Maybe I should stop for a while, coz I've been marathoning this Terra Nova series to the sixth episode, or should I? 09:40pm Oh yes, I should stop. Coz now is a perfect time for 9gag-ing. Problem? :)) 10:04pm Yeahh I know, girls are allowed to envy @ivanafeb because having me means she can always have a good looking photos ..for free :/ 10:06pm @ivanafeb gak ada sihh.. cuman mengada-ada sajahh :))) 10:14pm EPIC Stop-motion short movie ~ http://t.co/QunAidAd "PROTEIGON" 11:45pm Jeff Bridges dan Bruce Willis adalah beberapa diantara cowok yg makin tua makin ganteng! (Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡)

Wed Dec 14 10:50am hate your today's routines?? now dance like nobody else is watching!! ~ http://t.co/wItqskQI Have a nice day! :) 11:07am Suck it, nighttime. You’re no longer the boss of pretty sky things! ~ http://t.co/oP5pBEiQ "Biggest Daytime Fireworks Show Ever!!!" 11:48am http://t.co/2hCr9aYE :) RT @pemirsa Dari namanya lebih keren 'Alfred' ketimbang 'Siri', soalnya berasa Bruce Wayne gitu kan. 11:57am Yeah, I used to be an asians, then I took an arrow to the knee. :/ 12:56pm I sometimes took another way around just because I don't want to meet people I don't like. Does it makes me I'm the loser? 01:06pm @jenderalniki @andrandra @amzstupid salah mention mas :/ 01:45pm Will there be any chances to find a new species of a dinosaur so I can name him after Jenderalcilikus Gantengus Pisanus?

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01:48pm Well okay, if that sounds too much how about this Jenderalcilikus Cuakepus Maximus :)) 01:54pm RT @ismanhs I used to scare people away... but then I took a kick in the face. #SkyrimNgesot /inspired by @gorboman 01:58pm yep! playing that Suster Ngesot prank is simply stupid, Suster Keramas might be a better idea. I'll be the spectator! :D 07:52pm drat! 2GB of RAM is not enough now :/ 08:06pm :)) contoh twit ama avatar yg bertolak belakang -> RT @rendy: jenderalcilik aplikasinya gede gede bro, apalagi kalo muter jav HD 08:09pm Iya deehhh yg punya vaio baru :/ RT @adi_tea: @jenderalcilik makanya pake yg 4gb.. Huahahahahaha :)))) 08:41pm Ohh I see.. The culprit was not my RAM, it's the goddamn CorelDRAW X5, I should've never installed this version!! 10:09pm @jover_loint <-- blame him! Hahahaha @adi_tea 10:54pm attention Caffeine junkies!! "Road to Indonesian Coffee Festival 2012" will be held on 23 Des 2011 at Ciwalk Bandung ~ http:// t.co/NUk6eKuS 11:10pm Superheroine Breast Cancer Awareness ~ http://t.co/i6LPs9V4 listen girls! these superwomen did their self-exam monthly, what about you?

Thu Dec 15 12:56am :))) RT @jover_loint plan to sleep. plan a plan to sleep. plan a plan to plan to sleep.. my OCD does lead to insomnia. 05:44am ..hahahahahahahahaha!! ..well ok, i beat the alarm clock again, so just let me have the joy. :D

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06:54am Titik-titik totol-totol.. Ada cewek cantik jago koprol. #random :/ 09:40am Kadang gw suka berharap sekali-sekali pgn liat @sudjiwotedjo tampil di acara kyk Dahsyat dan sejenisnya :))) 09:42am Me gusta! RT @jover_loint: then ask for her boobs. RT @saljuapi: ME: May I hold your hand? | GIRL: No thanks, it isn't heavy. | ME: (⌣_⌣”) 09:50am Ada gadis lucu ringtun bbnya nada Phytagoras Suici, damn it girl! If you knows what's your ringtone means, it makes you hotter even more! XD 09:55am Phyta-gora-suicci! XD 09:55am BOOBS! (Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡) RT @pemirsa: jenderalcilik when it comes to boobs, you say "me boobsta" xD 09:57am Jd istilah 'boobie-trap' itu mksdnya gmn? bulet-bulet empuk gt? XD 10:00am Ini yg dinamakan the bliss of riding angkot in Bandung. Mojang2 Bandung itu numero uno! 10:06am @dv_maulana google it! Eh atw search di yutub deh ;) 10:09am Eh, klo kissing ama cewek cadel itu gmn rasanya ya? Ada yg pernah nyobain? XD does your tounge..? Err and her tounge? gitu deh! 10:19am Trus klo kissing ama cewek 'cameuh'?? ..errr cameuh itu bhs indonesianya apa yah? :p 10:20am @chitrarinjani oia ya!! Gmn rasanya?? Ngaanuuu.. Lidahnya nyampe gak? :D hahahaha *kepo tingkat gawat* 10:36am Ok! Sekarang jelas, cadel tidak memberikan dampak kpd kenikmatan berciuman. :))) *survei macam apa ini!?

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10:40am #tipsNtrick klo bawa cewek pk mobil ada baiknya kaca mobil di bagian penumpang agak jammed sedikit, jd ada alesan buat benerin.. hehehe 10:47am ..mksd gw gini, klo kaca penumpang jammed, jd lu bs pura2 benerin dr driver seat and I believe she can feel your breath on her ear xixixixi 12:00pm Yes, we have all the rights to buy them! >:) RT @pemirsa: RT @imamsyatibi: liat mahasiswi semok-semok. Rasanya pengen tak beli semua. 06:27pm Pengen ngetwit tp males.. *lahh ini ngapain??? :)) 06:44pm Pacarnya yg ini --> @ivanafeb :D RT @sonyasoraya: Selamat menikmati #MommyCookies @jenderalcilik & pacarnya! Semoga suka! (ˆ�ˆ) 09:13pm dikerjain ama @endahchoiri seharian :)) *kemudian pingsan 11:43pm ( ˘̶̀• ̯•˘̶́ ) problem? Hahahahaha RT @PitaRatna: stop using too much auto text especially the unecessary emoticon on your �ввм ANNOYING! 11:58pm @PitaRatna hahahaha beneran itu huanying pisan! Setojo!!

Fri Dec 16 11:21am I got stuck in a friendzone area with too many girls, or maybe too many girls got me stucked in a friendzone area. Yeah that sounds right. 11:27am This! RT @ivanafeb: Siapa bilang aku pendiam. Aku banyak bercakap2 dengan pikiranku sendiri. 03:43pm "My pain may be the reason for somebody's laugh. But my laugh must never be the reason for somebody's pain." - Charlie Chaplin

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04:31pm Kamu ngapain itu celana dalam dilapis lagi ama pembalut? Mau ngehalangin penis aku biar gak bisa masuk?? #posesipgengges #genggespisan 05:56pm Aww dude!! RT @infobdg: Operasi Sadar Lodaya Hari ini Berhasil Jaring Pengedar Ganja di Wilayah Soekarno Hatta http://t.co/ NDUjv0VC #infoBdg 05:59pm Ada yg kangen #twitboker gw gak?? #twitmules 06:09pm Ah kebanyakan bengong, jd ajah gak ngetwit apa2.. :/ #twitboker

Sat Dec 17 12:55am Loba reungit! ‎(�˚Д˚)� 01:07am RT @cgmoyer: "Anyone can take a picture, but a person with a passion sees the picture before it's taken." - Anonymous /via: @jakemessenger 01:21am cc: Reseach in Motion RT @slashgear: Dear Readers: why do you still use Internet Explorer? 01:24am Beberapa merk galau yg gak bisa move on: Blackberry (RIM) dan Dell. Masih stuck ama Internet Explorer!?? 08:48am Ibu kota pagi ini agak bersahabat. :) 09:20am Pasti meunang ngopikeun tina harddisk urang :)) RT @adi_tea: Haree geeneee baru nonton thor??!! 12:13pm But yeah, if I was a gay I'd pick those Korean pop singers. Coz atleast they're looks quite a bit like a girl :/ 12:16pm Jd buat cewek2 yg suka ama cowok2 korea musti dipertanyakan lg, jgn2 kalian punya kecenderungan menyukai sesama jenis hehehe

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12:18pm Krn klo cowok ganteng tuh menurut gw mah kyk Will Smith, Jeff Bridges, Jude Law atw yg agak lebih cute-nya itu Cillian Murphy. 12:32pm @pemirsa ah I see, I'll keep this in mind just in case I change my mind and turn my self to be a gay :))) 12:33pm Jgn dtanya gimana caranya org ini bs tau ttg hal ini :)) RT @pemirsa: jenderalcilik mnrut penelitian, rata2 penis org korea adlh yg terkecil 12:39pm @pemirsa bahahahahahaha!! RT-an gw merusak pencitraan yah? :))) 12:55pm @PitaRatna pantes aja lu tergila2 ma gw *blush* :))) 07:53pm I'd love to give these reckless driver a punch in the arse!! 07:54pm FISTING TIME!!! 09:42pm @dpermata @ivanafeb maaf ya bu dian, dalam hal ini tidak ada istilah dp :) *did I just sounds cool?? :D 09:47pm Kanjeng @ivanafeb is now in the 'bug the fuck off or I'll kill you!" state. :))) 10:34pm KAMU!! kemana aja neeeng??? RT @putrianza: I discard many of my tweets nowadays.. 10:37pm Just made @ivanafeb a scrambled eggs, sayang gak ada susu bubuk, jd weh polosan aja. Hope she like it :p 10:43pm @putrianza tetep chaplin kok gak ganti jg justin beieber atw korean pop singer ava-nya :)) yea, I can say I miss your silly tweets ;) 10:59pm Melinda Dee ceweknya RT @sudjiwotedjo: RT @yudhapratama09: Nazarudin jadi musuhnya RT @sudjiwotedjo: Andai Pak SBY memerankan James Bond..

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Sun Dec 18 06:43pm a word "Fuck you!" is always fit best to whom did not appreciate what others have done for you. 08:38pm @saparamita @chesterdee problem? 08:45pm I was into internet memes before it was cool.

Mon Dec 19 03:35pm Kasian cewek gw kembali dibuli ama tmn sendiri.. sabar ya love :( 06:46pm I still can't believe what I'm doing right now, playing Metal Gear Solid on my PC! HUZZAH!! 06:55pm http://t.co/8UkpbiOW <-- remember this? :D 07:23pm Saving the DARPA Chief now! 09:45pm Gray Fox defeated #livetwitMGS 10:26pm Psycho Mantis is defeated #livetwitMGS 10:27pm "A strong man doesn't need to read his future, he makes his own" -Solid Snake

Tue Dec 20 12:02pm Blue Band RT @pemirsa Yo West Band RT @aMrazing Tambal Band! RT @rahneputri: Kepri Band! :)) RT @antiridhwan: cariin nama band 12:27pm if you watch the movie, then you should know this 8-bit version of it ~ http://t.co/OaE1zQov EPIC! 12:30pm @pemirsa backflip? frontflip?? somersault?? 12:42pm @rennystay silahkan dibajak :D

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04:46pm 3hrs to go to the Season Finale for Terra Nova XD 06:33pm #nowwatching Terra Nova Season Finale! :D 06:43pm @TMMY_M season 1 emg finale-nya td malem. Ini br brs download. 06:47pm Whoa! Great spin offs!! Nice kick for first 15mins. 08:11pm hihihihi i was hoping this finale was the first episode of the season. i want more! :D 08:13pm @adi_tea http://t.co/sNS6gMWh <-- buka tina web, trus tinggal klik. tungguan deh torrent-na beres di-download/ 08:35pm 9gag won the internet! *insert a fuckyea picture here* RT @pemirsa #Nescafail RT @ndjoe SCUMBAG NESCAFE http://t.co/ Hr5lkRUc 10:56pm @adi_tea http://t.co/F2EccHzl 11:51pm HOLLY SHIT! Rebecca Black is BACK!! ~ http://t.co/ Xw7MN3Mc "YouTube Rewind 2011" occupy the internet!!!

Wed Dec 21 01:13am @adi_tea http://t.co/nRWAOHrW <-- cobaan make tool ieu 02:53am Taroh hp di sebelah kiri atau kanan ya? Supaya pas bangun hp ada di depan mata. #dilemaitusederhana 02:56am Selalu kepikiran pgn punya bantal yg bs ngrekam mimpi spy besok paginya bs dicolokin ke komputer dan di-replay. 02:58am Dan pasti hardisk gw bakalan jd penuh ama video bokep :)) *well atleast this time I'll know who I was having sex to on my dream. 03:01am Yes, when it comes to a great dreams I couldnt remember some part or even the whole parts of the dream. :/

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03:04am But still I prefer having a nightmare. Coz it makes the waking time more appealing! :D 12:37pm go to google maps, ask for walking directions from "The Shire" to "Mordor" this is what you'll get ~ http://t.co/m1QZog8R 12:37pm One does not simply walk into Mordor! :))) 12:59pm wait what??? @NitroCircus is back??? /cc: @__zwitter #NitrosBack 03:48pm Ini apa sih di rcti yg lg ngebahas ttg semut, katanya klo kegigit semut peluru rasanya spt ditembak sama ak47 dlm jarak dekat?? Hahaha 08:09pm Any printed ads media expert here?? Mau nanya beli kertas Tyvec by DuPont dmn ya? Info doonk, please RT. :) 08:15pm @infobdg nyari kertas Tyvec di Bandung dmn ya? Info donk please. 08:50pm @infobandung nyari kertas Tyvec di Bandung dmn ya? Info donk please. 11:08pm Selain Tuhan dan supirnya, Chuck Norris tau kapan bajaj belok.

Thu Dec 22 12:27am RT @sugahpuff: I wish I could have a dramatic way of telling that I love my Mom. 01:17am man creates a mother's day so we can appreciate how hard those 9 months is. so why is there still a lesbian? 01:53am i love it when my girl start to outsmart me, hence the reason i argue alot of silly things with her. 10:07am Sakit kepala berkepanjangan :/ musti diapain ya? Musti diinstal ulang kyknya nih.

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10:45am Eh tp kan sekarang hari Ibu, bukan hari Mama, Mamah, Mami, Mamih atw Mommy :/ 10:46am try redbull :)) RT @kokinahana: Tidur jam 4.30 bangun jam 6.30, mesti hadir utk meeting jam 9.00.. Nyampe lokasi blm mulai. Kopi mana kopi. 02:10pm Even the most vicious evil such Liquid Snake sounds lovely when he starts saying French, Les Enfant Terribles. 07:59pm Untung gw cuman terima bikin ijasah palsu :)) RT @infobandung: TERSANGKA AYAH DAN ANAK EDARKAN UANG PALSU DI GARUT http://t.co/m7RzY4QG 11:42pm ah! My guessing was right! that Zimmer bastard did all the music work for Kungfu Panda 2 *baru nonton :p

Fri Dec 23 03:16am gw bilang 10 menit lagi tidur ahhh ..180 menit yang lalu. 03:17am dan bakar sebatang lagi ahh ..6 batang yg lalu. 01:35pm Wuanjrit!! Ada Rebecca Black di metrotv!?? 05:24pm jawaban "coba di-google" atau "googling aja" atau "cari tau di google" adalah jawaban paling cerdas untuk semua pertanyaan. 11:08pm PREORDER! RT @deelestari: Selain diramalkan akn jd seri Supernova yg so far paling tebel, #Partikel ini paling bikin penulisnya garuk tanah!

Sat Dec 24 12:48am Ok malam ini kita ngetwit primbon ttg hari lahir, soalnya gw lg megang buku #PrimbonNusantara :))

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12:51am 1. Ahad/ Minggu: Jalannya Matahari, berhati bsr, ingatan kuat, tinggi hati, gak suka ikut campur urusan org. Pandai bicara #PrimbonNusantara 12:54am 2. Senin: Jalan Bintang, kemauan keras. Berhati lembut, tegas, jujur dan ikhlas. #PrimbonNusantara 12:55am 3. Selasa: Jalan Bulan, hati mudah berubah, sering membenci, sok tahu, suka ikut campur urusan orang #PrimbonNusantara 12:58am 4. Rabu: Jalan Bumi, senang dgn segala pekerjaan. Kalau hatinya sdg baik, akan baik sekali dan kalau sdg buruk akan jahat #PrimbonNusantara 01:01am 5. Kamis: Jalan Api, Suka berfikir, usianya akan lebih panjang dari pasangannya. Mudah mencapai keinginan,susah berteman #PrimbonNusantara 01:03am 6. Jumat: Suka kebersihan dan rapi, dermawan, suka belajar, kalau sudah memulai sesuatu susah dihentikab #PrimbonNusantara 01:07am 7. Sabtu: Jalan Angin, hatinya mantap. Pantang mundur, pedagang yang baik, pandai bekerja dan mendapatkan untung. #PrimbonNusantara 01:08am Demikian primbon malam ini, tidak menerima konsultasi :)) 04:13am Tergereuwahkeun ama bunyi org ngetuk pintu.. dafuq?? what kind of creatures who knock the door at this time, pintu dapur pula?? 04:14am and no, i will not welcome you in. gw lg gak pgn ngobrol, lain kali saja bertamunya ya rig.. (kependekan dr jurig) 04:17am tp klo jurignya mirip Yoona SNSD tanpa punggung bolong, atw tb2 ngareurewas dgn berubah wujud mah kyknya gw bkl persilahkan masuk. :/ 04:22am Tdr lg dhhh

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08:43am HOLLY FFFUU? RT @sonyasoraya: @jenderalcilik jadi suara ketuk pintu bukan berarti mau masuk. Cause they already 'in'. :| 08:50am Bangun tidur baca twit-nya @sonyasoraya kyk denger sound efek "JENG JENG!!!" ‎(˘̶ِ̀ ˘̶́ ') 11:58am Champ's breakfast!!! A can of beer! :D 03:02pm Knp kantong santa warnanya merah? Soalnya klo item ntar dikira lg bawa amer :)) *lu kira kresek item 03:03pm Oh salah, cb yg ini. Knp kantong santa warnanya merah? Soalnya isinya hadiah, klo item isinya amer :)) 07:00pm Gak ngerti gmn pemikiran org2 yg nonton di bioskop di row plg depan, gw mah mendingan gak jd nonton drpd gak dpt kursi di tengah 10:26pm And yes, The music genius Zimmer did enchats me once more. Bravo!

Sun Dec 25 03:30pm Ahhh babi! diturunin di tengah jalan.. Mana ujan lagi!! 04:20pm Santa: you've been a bad boy, so no present for you | Me: no Santa, all these time my wish is for you to say that to me | Santa: ffffuuuu 08:00pm Buat yg mau melakukan perjalanan menuju Garut mendingan urungkan saja. Dari tol Buah batu sampe Nagreg macet total. cc: @infobandung 08:03pm klo mau maksa ambil jalur sumedang, tp paling ntar di nagreg tetep macet. 08:22pm @fauzi_alantia dr garut ke bandung lancar, cmn di rancaekek macet, banjir selutut 08:23pm @dpermata skrg udh turun dr bis, balik lg ke bandung :(

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08:25pm @queeninis yep barusan gw nanya ama polisi, ini gw di cileunyi balik lg ke bandung. 08:28pm Urang Bandung msi ramah ternyata, thank you for the help all! :) Merry Christmas! 08:30pm Jd gini ceritanya, gw lg dalam perjalanan menuju Garut dr Bandung, dikarenakan macet total, alhasil gw blk lg ke Bandung.. 08:31pm ..nahh pas di Cileunyi gw naek angkot bareng ama ibu2 bawa anak 3, anaknya nangis sesenggukan, nampaknya si ibu tersesat.. 08:32pm ..dy nanya ke supir, klo ke Ujungberung msi jauh gak? Trus gw tanya lahh 'ibu mau kmn?' dy blg mau ke borma yg di Ujungberung.. 08:34pm ..trs si ibu mlh nangis dy blg 'udh 15 taun saya gak ke bandung, saya mau ketemu sama bibi saya, namanya Tika'.. 08:36pm ..Dy cerita klo dy dr tangerang, gw tanya punya nomor yg bs dihubungin gak? Dy ngsi kertas yg kyknya dipegang drtd.. 08:39pm ..but fuck, gw gak punya pulsa! Untungnya ada bapak2 yg kykny merhatiin percakapan gw, dy lgsg nyodorin hpnya ke gw, "pake tlp saya aja dek" 08:49pm Serius tu bpk2 mukanya serem! Muka 'kacang ijo' a.k.a militer gt deh! Eh taunya hatinya selembut sutera.. Halah! :p 08:59pm Singkat cerita, gw tlp lah Bu Tika ini, dan gw blg klo ada sodara dr tangerang bw anak 3 lg nungguin di Borma Cinunuk. 09:01pm Yah gt deh! Akhirnya si ibu gw turunin di borma, mudah2an nyampe ke tmpat yg dituju *\(´▽`)/* 09:02pm @dpermata udh nyampe Cileunyi kesanaan lg, rancaekek banjir selutut, udh 3jam bisnya gak gerak. 09:37pm @dpermata thank you beibeh :D 09:52pm @ivanafeb @yukypenkeik kangen om yuky!! :D sayang doi lg gak ada, tp ktemu ama musisi kondang @triscandra *\(´▽`)/* 236

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09:53pm Waduh! :)) RT @tyasuyono: Tutupmuka..ahh...RT @ivanafeb: Ini @dpermata perhatian sekali sama @jenderalcilik *pasang tampang curiga* *sinis* 10:09pm @dpermata @ivanafeb bukan dicincaaaang! Tp dicangcang *translate: dipasung :)) 11:14pm Ini apa kok bnyk yg ngtwit ttg Pursuit of Happyness? Emg lg ada di tv ya? But I prefer "Where God Left His Shoes".. 11:15pm ..film "Where God Left His Shoes" mirip2 ama Pursuit of Happynes, tp lebih cowok. gak melulu melankolis. Dan gak dikasih happy ending. 11:28pm Update info, ternyata dr arah Garut pun sama, terjebak macet krn Rancaekek banjir selutut. Gw sih udh balik lg ke Bandung :p hehehe 11:30pm @barlieve ini avatar-nya yg jaman dulu yah? Awal2 gw follow elu. Familiar soalnya :D 11:34pm @barlieve iya kan? Bener kan? Ahahaha soalnya dulu follow2an teh gara2 maen game parampaa klo gak salah :p 11:41pm RT @_supermomo: RT @koindra: Character is what you do when no one's looking. /via: @sonyasoraya

Mon Dec 26 07:57am Buset.. Rancaekek msi macet lohh, klo td malem gw lanjut ada alamat gw msih gugulutukan dalem bis hiiii ngeri 07:58am Avatarnya @TMMY_M seger! :D 09:07pm @elektrik1234 ada Batere buat Blackberry 8700 yg 2200 mah gak? Brp? 09:08pm Cih!

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09:17pm dear terrorist, if you planning to plant a bomb try Trans Studio Bandung, i need to go to the next floor just to find a security. Stupid! 09:19pm Disaat pengunjung lg super penuh gt gak satupun sekuriti bs ditemukan di Trans Studio Bandung td. The management must be a fucktard.

Tue Dec 27 09:19am @dv_maulana wajib nonton, Hans Zimmer did the music score, it'll be gigantic! 10:12am Touche! RT @dv_maulana: rather that watching pale sparkling vampire on special diet whose seduce 17 years girl :D (re: Game of Shadow) 10:45am @pemirsa tergantung, lu lbh suka nonton film buatan Bad Robot-nya JJ Abrams atw dgr film dgn music score megah buatan Hans Zimmer? :D 10:48am @pemirsa but I'm not quite sure if Abrams involved in the making of Ghost protocol, gw cmn liat diposter ada logo Bad Robot. :p 10:51am @pemirsa klo plot gw lbh milih Game of Shadow. 11:43am Gw kira hari kerja akan sedikit mengurai kemacetan di Bandung, ternyata tidak. 11:48am Ini mbak @cinnamoncherry lg bikin kuis giveaway ya? lg bagi2 #kadobuku kyknya XD 11:51am Bntar dulu, istilah 'urai' kyknya gak cocok untuk dipadankan dgn macet deh. Soalnya klo jaman ngisi uts dulu uraian itu mlh makin ruwet :/ 08:24pm @pemirsa wow! Michael Giachino jg fav gw tuh! Ah! Elu pixar lover jg sihh.. Udh pasti ngefans jg ma dy.. :D

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10:23pm Info donk! Rancaekek macet lg gak? Gw lg dijalan menuju Garut nih. /cc: @infobandung 10:24pm @infobdg kondisi Rancaekek udh bs dilalui blm? Saya sdg menuju perjalanan ke Garut. Mohon infonya. 10:41pm Dear God, or whoever you are.. Angkot jarang aja udh cobaan berat ituuu.. Eh mlh ditambahin ujan gede.. But fuckin bring it on!! 10:47pm dan ini @infobdg sampah lg! nanya info penting kagak dibales, giliran iklan gak jelas tiap saat ditwit.. 11:18pm The fuck is wrong with me going back home?? HUH!?? dr kmaren tiap pgn balik ke Garut cobaannya gede banget???

Wed Dec 28 12:29am Blah! @infobdg sesat! Katanya nagreg dr sore ampe skrg macet total, mana?? Orang lancar2 aja kok! 01:16am if the weather has an ass, i've kicked it nicely! EAT THAT!! i'm home already! >:) 01:20am @endahchoiri ups kebaca :p 09:22am RT @MTVGeek: We're giving away a @DCComics New 52 Collection and Batman toys #GeekDC RT this tweet to enter! http:// t.co/8mPQwtJu 01:05pm @saparamita how can you know that?? have you been tattooed in there? 01:14pm @saparamita nice move.. now you got me curious :/ 01:24pm and then i go and spoiled it all by saying somethin stupid like.. FUS RO DAH!! :))) 01:27pm oh! lupa link-nya ~ http://t.co/unI4y0ea "FUS RO DAH! He's the lord! fucking cool! oh my God! Me Gusta!" :)))

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06:57pm i love you like a love song, baby.. and i keep hittin repea.. pea.. pea.. pea.. pea.. peat. #songthatstuckinmyheadrightnow #random 07:07pm enggak jg ah.. kopi bekas td malem jg msi enak :/ RT @joantobing: Coffee and Love are best when they are HOT!!! 07:12pm Most Disturbing Comic of the Year ~ http://t.co/ Ls3OG4IK :))) BABI!!! 07:29pm #nowlistening "This Too Shall Pass - Rogue Wave (OST Friends With Benefits)" 07:33pm @hielmy mustinya sih bisa, tp mgkn supercar-nya bkl bnyk selip, soalnya ban ama konstruksi bodi gak diperuntukkan bwt narik trailer *sotoy 07:39pm @hielmy yah.. selama rangka bodi-nya pas sih bisa ajah meureun yah? sm kyk mobil Corolla DX jaman sekarang yg udh bnyk pake mesin kijang :p 07:51pm That awkward moment is when you talks meme with your girlfriend on bbm.. Ffffffuuuuuuu :)))

Thu Dec 29 11:45am pengen dugem di New Year's Eve party, tp pengen kyk gini ~ http://t.co/pmQGgAtb "gAtari - Atari 2600 chipmusic" #8Bit :D

Fri Dec 30 11:45am Just made a book out of my tweets at http://t.co/J50w5V7q

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